I was drinking and getting high with some guys in a park down the road... and we were just chillin. It was like 9-10 at night, and this lady was walking her dog. When she walked past us, my friend Dan got scared as fuck... Hed obviously smoked/drinked a bit more than he could handle... cos he was yelling "OH SHIT!? HOLY FUCK!? RUN, STRAY DOG, FUCK?!" .. and he got up, and started sprinting off into the distance. He ran up to the parks toilet block, and climbed onto the roof of it. From there he was yelling at us "FUCK GUYS??! COME ON ?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!!" .. We just ignored him.

Anyway, when we were about to head home, we went over to the toilet block to get him down. He wouldnt come down.. He was like "Man.... are you guys fuckin insane? no fuckin way im going down there." etc etc... And we kept telling him "DAN. there is nothing bad going on on the ground... youre fucked... we're going home now, come on." .. But he wouldnt budge. So we were like.. whatever, he'll come home himself when he's ready.

Anyway.. The 2 other guys slept in the TV room at my place. The next day, at 11 when we were all awake, dan still hadnt come home. We were like... oh yeah... what the fuck. So we went to the park again, and sure enough there he was, fast asleep on top of the toilet block.

Now that isnt that funny, in itself. The funny part is that the day was saturday, and at this particular park on saturday, little kids play football/soccer. So theres games going on, moms around, sausages on a barbeque... and we start yelling at the roof. Dan wakes up, and he had no idea what the fuck was happening or why everything was so loud. He got down from the roof by falling... and he fell right next to a little kid, who yelled. That being the loudest sound so far, he replied with a "WHAT?!?" ..the kids dad wasnt pleased, and him and dan had a long chat... by then we all went home again.

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