Word. What a fucking wussy.

Yea...she beat me...bah..it wuz with a belt tho...her fists are ineffectual.

LMFAO. What a wussy. I think you need to go man up and shoot her, dude.

Roflflfl, thats just.. omfg.

Can you like write down exactly WHO beat you and HOW, so i can sig it?

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Yeah, like, if she beat you with pancakes.. SAY IT.. fax machines.. SAY IT.

I just want details. But be sure to include that your mom beat you, not your dad.

Only pussy fags get belted by their mom.

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RIP jono, peace out bboy.
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^ROFL! @ Nos this officially the funniest thread on here.. *hahah*

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Lol, *takes a bow*

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See, everybody knows only the wussiest of the wussys get beat down by their mom.

My mother beat me with a belt.What more is there too it?

I wuz high..I came home..saw some lady come saying "aah,you children trying to kill me!!".
And then i pushed her down.So she got up,went in her room.I went in the bathroom.Took a piss,and when i came out..i saw my mother right in my face.So she slap me in my face and i fell on the ground(not from the slap,but from the dizzeness of being high).And when i wuz on the ground..she beat me with the belt.ANd she beat me long.Damn,it seemed like an hour.But after,she went to bed,as did I...and it wuz over.

The END

LMFAO. What a fucking wussy! You pushed your mom down, then let her beat your ass?! HAHAHA.

Wait so you did kill her... 2 minutes later you playing. Your mom prolly beat you with your Barbie dolls.

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Alright, check the sig.

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I wuz hy......I ain't even know where I wuz.
I think i even missed the toilet boil and pissed on the floor by how impaired i wuz.

your ass would be in jail
but smokign weed you wont kill no body lol
but if it was laced that could be a different story lol

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