When a girl says "no I'm not ready". You have to rape her.
When a girl says anything don't believe her, because eve
made adam bite that apple.

Is this being published? or just, taken to kinkos and making copies.

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Its really being published.

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Gotcha, by which publisher?

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Tell them what they want to hear... If they say "I love you," then you say "I love you too." If a woman says "I love you" and you say "You're cool," next time you leave the house you'll come back left with only an oven mit, 3 spoons and a butter knife... True story.

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LMFAO @ you're cool

lmao Didn't that happen to Eli? Fuckin I'da stabbed the bitch in her ovaries.

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Any girl that acts like they like you really doesn't, she's just nice.
Women don't actually like sex, they just pretend to in order to get money.
Girls fall in love 30-50 times in their life, guys fall in love 3 times at most.

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Soundclick

Being "in love" doesn't exsist.

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Love is actually temporary insanity in which you think of one person a lot. So yes, it exists.

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Soundclick

It's because girls are alot more sensitive. Love is just another emotion, like hate, misory, or admiration. Most dudes are stronger then that so its harder to fall in love.

Yeah dude, we got to his house and everything was gone. It was fuckin' hillarious. Right after that we accidentally set the floor on fire.

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That's when people catch boots.

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I didn't say love didn't exsist. Being IN love is a figment of everyones imagination where they can stand someones company for more than a few hours at a time.

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Oh god, we gotta philosopher on our hands.

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