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Old 03-18-06, 03:04 AM   #1
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aight

there is a child who has a black father and a jewish mother. One day he sees a bicycle for sale at $300. so he heads home and asks his dad

"Father am i black or jewish?
"why do you ask son?"
"Becaus i saw a bike for sale at $300, i was wondering weather i should offer them $150, or wait until it's night and steal it."
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Old 03-19-06, 11:30 PM   #2
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I feel bad for sayin this but...


I have a black guy in my family tree.....

hes still hanging there.
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Old 03-18-06, 02:59 AM   #3
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...There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look im white! His dad kicks his ass, and says alright go show your mother. Hey mom look im white! His mom beats the shit out of him then says go show your grandma. Hey grandma look im white she beats his ass and sends him to his room. About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned anything from this? The kid says yeah ive learned i have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 niggers...

Lol...
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Old 03-18-06, 03:03 AM   #4
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Cus it's funny... you know you wanna join, Rey.



How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, white men will screw anything.
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Old 03-18-06, 03:03 AM   #5
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cuz their funny.. i like tons of black people.

What does the KKK and Nike have in common?
they both make black people run faster.
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Old 03-18-06, 03:06 AM   #6
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^lmfao...

Why do jews have such big noses..
because air is free.
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Old 03-18-06, 03:08 AM   #7
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we allowed to put sexist jokes on this?
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Old 03-18-06, 03:08 AM   #8
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put w/e you want.. I'm not making my extremely racist though..cause black folks on here take that stuff to seriously.
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Old 03-18-06, 03:09 AM   #9
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Yo momma so fat that when she sat down the world said OUCH!


What now...?
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Old 03-18-06, 03:10 AM   #10
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Yo momma so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Hush.
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Old 03-18-06, 03:11 AM   #11
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what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

slap her.
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Old 03-18-06, 06:43 PM   #12
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what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

slap her.


lol @ this.

sick thread.
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Old 03-18-06, 03:12 AM   #13
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^ Don't get it..

Why don't black babies play in sand boxes..
because cats keep trying to bury them.
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Old 03-18-06, 03:14 AM   #14
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^whats not to get lol, she is washin dishes

How many women does it take to screw in a lighbulb?

Doesn't matter, let her cook in the dark
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Old 03-18-06, 03:17 AM   #15
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Yo mamma so bald they call her Mr. Clean with a twist!!
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