Yeah we have a replacement bat and ball game in this country called cricket, and a sport like US Football called Rugby (which was actually invented LONG before US Football was).

Football excells all these sports because of the sheer intensity and adrenaline rush you get out of playing the beautiful game.

Baskets Balls the best sport. most exiting next to Ultimate fighting and Boxing those are my shits

I prefer fighting people bare knuckle, it's much more intense and thrilling and you can knock them the fuck out without being stopped.

Word, we are a raw team. Although next time I'm thinking I might play in football boots because I was slipping all over the fucking place.

Still though, it didn't stop me surging through the defence for that one goal.


Lmao though, when that dude tackled you... it would've been funny if you would've beaned him in the head.

I told you to wear boots man, I've tried playing in trainers on the field and it's absolutely wank.

But yeah, he'skinda my mate but if he wasn't I would have levelled him. He left me with a big dirty cut that was pouring blood down my ankle.

Fuck, it took me like 15 minutes to get my trainers clean.

But word, I used to always play in astro-turf trainers which are basically shaped like football boots... and I always banged in shots from like 30 yards.

I'm a buy a pair of decent boots, then you'll see me fire in the rockets.

My Nike Tiemopos were an awesome buy for £60 because they were down from 100 and have easily been the best boots I've ever had. They're even better than my hard ground Total 90 Air Zooms.

I'd have lent you a pair of my boots you're like size 15 shoes and I'm only size 11.

lmao, i'm actually between size 12 and 13...

That's still fucking huge, I don't have that size in my armory of football boots I'm afraid. What did you do to your groin?

I felt a twinge when we was playing football, thats why I sat down and stretched my leg a bit. I was fine up until this morning. Now I can barely move my leg, and when I do I get pains at the top of my leg. I'm a go see the doctor tomorrow about it.

I told you to fucking take it easy, I even went on your team to save you from my tackling and what do you go and do? Whatever happened to "I have a high pain threshold" you lying little fuck? You told me you could take a stud to the face. I mean for Christs sake man it's only a torn groin, I've seen kids with fucking needles through their face and they're still smiling.

EH EH EH?

Goddamn you Nick








(I'm kidding really, injury is a bastard. My Dad tore his calf in the Dads vs Lads match last Sunday when the Lads won 18-2 and I banged in a hat trick)

Yeah, the pain don't bother me at all.

But, just because I'm not bothered by the pain, doesn't automatically mean I can be any more mobile. And I was taking it easy when we was playing. Its just bad luck thats all.

Also, I ain't played football like that for about 2 years. I drifted more towards basketball, and that is less strenuous. People just hit me with the ball at the 3 point line and I rain 'em in.

soccer is gay...sorry dude...

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