Originally Posted by 2v

yeh my lesbian sister throws a bunch of mini parties with drunk bi girls falling all over the place and introducing themselves to me in a flirtatious way in which I try my best to ignore, but it's real easy because I suck at remembering names

drunk girls like NATHAN NATHAN U REMEMBER ME?!?!? sitting on her ass in the hallway and I'm like uhhhhh... naw sorry maybe i should get drunk more often

you know brydon? Of course you don't. errrrrrrr right back at'cha bud.