"do u wash ur pants in windex?.. cuz i can see myself in them"

"wanna play army?.. ill lay down and u blow the crap outta me.."

hahaha

Dope!

"aint no fun if the homies cant have none"

"are u easy?"

"todays word of the day is Legs. Lets go home and spread the word"

"Ur dad must be a baker cuz u got nice buns"
" Ur dad must be a pitcher cuz u got nice curves"
"Hey babe, i wanna use your thighs as ear muffs!"
"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."
"If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches. "

Baby u may not be the best lookin....But Beauties only a Light switch away
Im Not the Hottest here..but im the Only one Talkin to you

If I Flipped a Coin.. what do think my Chances r of Gettin Head?

Wow! Are those real?

Excuse me, want to dance? if she says No. then say
Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Girl i wanna Spread your Legs and Eat my way to your Heart

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Workers Union

SPul is my Bitch.........

Here, I'ma make one up off the top of my head...here goes...

I thought I seen the light to heaven, because your my angel!!!

^^^Ahha!!!

Or...

Wow, I think I got a sun burn just lookin' at you, because you so hott!!!

I think the second one is pretty good. Still ehh. Ahha.

So true I do it all the time, never eat alone either. I thought I was the only one rocking the business card in the window gimmick... Dopeness for sure, and my tittle gets them all warm and fuzzy feeling.

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FUCKA BABYLON BANDIT!!!

Here, I made this one up...

If a girl pisses you off say...

Jeeze, are you missin' 3 other feet, because I only see one camel toe.

^^^Ahha!!! That will get her embarrased and lookin' down.

i've been the receipient of a few cheesy lines, but this one is actually witty and creative...

"that outfit is becoming on you... and if i were that outfit, i'd be coming on you too."

i guess i find subtle carnal tendencies, flattering...

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"life is a game, you have to choose a side to play
if i gotta pick a position, i'mma pick missionary."

**cracks knuckles**

o-----------------kay... chat up lines

**grab arse** is this seat taken?

want to come back to mine for a shag and a pizza? what? you dont like pizza?

are those puppies for sale? can i have the one with the pink nose?

**they walk past, follow and say** "so where are we going?"

and of course my all time favourite:







































"scream and i'll stab you"

i say this all the time

"lets sex"

look into the girls eyes, and say...
"can i have the key to ur heart, because i got lost in ur eyes"

and the greatest one ever

"excuse me, but is ur father a meat burgaler? cuz it looks like he took two fine pieces of ham and stuck them down the back of ur pants"

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BEATS FOR SALE

Best one of all...

"Is there a keg is your pants, because I wanna tap that ass." Ahha!!!

BLAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh shit, should she be like