when american currency is worth less than cambodian money or richard simons becomes president...

when have you last ate a cookie

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Eazy Duz It Bitch...or get Popped

never..
i fucked a girl on her front porch once though


when did you have your last wet dream?

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a few months ago, i was having about a woman...from egypt
she was a muffin maker

when did your paynus get affected by gamma radiation?

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It was a horrible medical accident gone awry. I was having
a tattoo of a smurf removed from my left testicle when the
locking mechanism on the laser slipped and blasted my pickle.


When did you sprout your first scrotem hair?

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im not sure...maybe about 2 months in the womb.

When did you learn about the *whisper* j o os?

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Since you said it on rb

when did you realize you were a pre-mature ejaculator?

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when my mother said "the birds...
when and where did you first say nigger?

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funny story, it was actually the first word i learned to say
and it was at my parents weekly clan rally
ahhh those are such fond memories


when did you eat you first bloody poon?

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