lmao^....old

"If you have to insult someone, Do it well..."
-Anon

"Genorosity creates selfish people"
-Anon

You will always miss 100% of the shots you never take

^i swear by it...

I used to have a handle on life, But then it broke.

Friends are forever, we seem to forget that.

Where honor dies, defeat lies.

Be your self, Every one else is taken

Pride is temporary, Pain is forever.

all of them are anonymous

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"Dazasta's Quotes Are Gay..."
-Me

“I am in love with every woman I have ever met.
I hate some women so much. but I think about them all the time because they are so vile, repulsive, and overall icky, that i can't deny that I am infatuated with their ickyness.” - Maven


That sums up my life.

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided
missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Tough times dont last, tough people do." - Me

Masturbation is an all season sport

There is something for everyone, but not everything is for someone.

you are gay...

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"I saw a bumber sticker one day that said "Live each day like it's the last day of your life" so i took this advice and slept on it. I woke up the next day quit my job, dumped my girlfriend, and slapped a cop. After my day was done I went to bed. When i woke up the next day i was hoping to see a bumber sticker that said "Live today like you lived yesterday as the last day of your life""

--Some guy of comedy central

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Word-Ness
I have a website

"in the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king"

"if man evolved from monkey's and apes, then why are there still monkey's and apes"?

"Absence of evidence doesn't mean evidence of absence"

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R.I.P
Don Kammel Kersey 1980-2002

"You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time" -Lincoln

"You know I love snack pack!!" -Billy Madison

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DIRTYENDZONE

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
--Dennis Wholey

"You're saying, 'Be willing to do something very hard without the slightest
assurance of success.' Isn't that a good working definition of a complete
waste of time?" --Weemba
"Not at all. It's called life." --Matthew Snyders

"I only broke out of the behavior pattern two and one-half years ago, so I
have considerable sympathy for others who do the same thing. However, I
have to say that, if you defend your limitations, they're yours. It's a
guaranteed win." -- Eric Pepke

"Q: How many shy people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: (silence)" --unknown



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