nah mayne...roses leading up to a table with a candlelit dinner and slow music playing...silk sheets may be needed..and movies..try blockbuster...There i incorparates all ideas

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The last valentines gift i gave was a small cactus and some bubble wrap.

I recieved (same day, same time) a small cactus (different looking, but a cactus nonetheless) and blu-tac.

Talk about on same wavelength, eh? Never really been into Valentines Day in the 'mainstream commerical' sense. Always treated it differently. Always got 'presents' according to myself and the person rather than what's put in front of me. It being past that...don't even put too much emphasis on it. Not as much as some people do anyway. Though still enough to seperate it A BIT from other days...


So i suggest you get her a cactus. Or soemthing else unconventional. And think up of reasons as to why you think it suits her as a present. Good indepth reasons. Ones which'll make her understand and value it above some flowers and chocolates or a cuddly bear. Maybe even make her shed a few tears...

...depth, man, depth.

I love it! That's awesome.

how much do cactai go for nowadays?

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she's just sick of being personified -Sage Francis

i'm thinkin rubber gloves and some fairy liquid!!!! and maybe a rolo if shes lucky, but not the last 1!!

There Are These Roses Called Fire Roses They're Pretty Good Gifts

roses, a candlelit meal, silk sheets, massage oil (olive oil if ur broke) 10 condoms and 6 viagras!!!
u'll be sorted

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I remember buying it for a couple of quid from the local supermarket.

Though as said, cactai (cactus!) don't suit all. Whatever suits her and you.

Maybe a Ms. Potatoe Head? I dunno..

..anything.

But yeah, cactai are good.

Aight let mr.Romeo tell ya what to do pimp. Personal gifts are where its at, think of something she said she wants to do or her dreams or what not, incoperate that into tha gift, shit works every time duke.

plus, on top of his, they like things u can use more than once, but you have to get a dispensible one

e.g
plastic bag,
diary,

roses,
rubber chocolates

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or good ol ground Beef!!!!!!!!then say "thats a gift 4 both of us, cuz I'm starving and if you cook it then i bring it in2 the living room i officially took you out to dinner"

Oh and women like beyond anything else some good ol fashioned QT baby, last 2 valentines days i just kicked it with my girl for the entire day wit my cell phone off just me and her, she liked it and it worked cuz i was broke as hell.

brekfast in bed with a rose is good, she may even cook you dinner then!!

just take fore an expensive meal!!
champers an shit!

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A dildo..and stick it to her double penetration..

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Study of Extremely Low Temperatures: (1)A branch of physics that studies the causes and effects of extremely low temperatures.(2)A very dope rapper that appeared on Http://www.Rapbattles.com is September 2003.He is known to be highly contagious.If touched, you might become "sonned".

A Classic remark from a overzealous virgin