LOL @ The bible..........

only thing glorifed about the bible is the dude who made it all up...

he must be laughin like fuuuuck in his grave.

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LOL @ You...

There isn't ONE person who "made" the Bible up. Goodness.

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Nobnody knows weither its fact or fiction.

Its a ''belief''...

and I have the belief in science and evolution...so there for ...to me, and other people...the bible is nothin more than useless rambling, which could of meant that one person made it all up and people believed it........hence their christian belief.

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the BIBLE is a book that was written by man , but INSPIRED by GOD...which means that GOD came to people in visions and such, and told them what to write...the books of Corinthians were letters from one of the disciples to a people called "Corinthians" so not everything is just "GOD told me to tell this story" some things are inspired by GOD, but from the heart, to other people...but you're right, it IS about belief...anything you believe, you have to have faith in...whether it be evolution or the BIBLE, because "faith is the belief in things unseen"...nobody really knows how everything that Is, came to be...but you choose to have faith in either man, who is in the same position as you, and whom you can see, or a GOD, that is all-powerful and all-knowing

it is still against GOD's word for women to dress like men and men to dress like women, can't remember where but it IS in the BIBLE though...and like ThaQ said, no sin is greater than the other...so basically unless you have NO sins to be forgiven of, do not bring up another person's sin
pray for yourself and pray for them

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Corinthians was not a letter from one of the Disciples. Paul wrote it and he wasn't a disciple of Jesus, but an Apostle.

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Just like no one really knows if the Big Bang theory is fact/fiction... but yeah I know belief is belief. But if you not into a "belief" why you steady come into every thread relating to it. And make the same comment. You not adding to the conversation. All you say is you "LOL" at the Bible, well great. I think we all understand your position in the any "Bible" thread. *claps*

And the sig stays. It put a smile on my face. = )

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Ok, your trynna make me look stupid with that sig

Buuuuut, I was being sarcastic, and everyone knows that....except for a dude called 'sick wit it' who claims Lil wayne is in the top 10 greatest emcees of all time...........

the fact he suggests its ammusing, kinda puts a dampen on the joke? doesnt it?...not to mention You misinterpreting my post


I still luv you tho.

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That'd be a whooooooollllllleee lotta laughin people. Some of the "history" (and I say that purely tounge in cheek) in the bible is a retelling of other "histories" from other books and events in other religions that didn't even happen in the time span they state it did. Like the birth of Jesus. Or the name "jesus" which wasn't even his name.

Virtually EVERYTHING Paul states in the Bible is completely fabricated. He never even MET Jesus!! So...how could he have been an apostle? The telling and the painting of the supposed "Last Supper" is also false, since Paul is pictured and described in the presence of Jesus, whom he never met in his life. There's so many lies and contradictions of events in the bible it'll make your head spin like the Excorsist.

Don't feel for a moment that the human ego isn't so selfish as to immortalize it self in a book that people were going to pass along for generations. Which reminds me, time to make another thread.



That's not a freaudian refference to anything. People are perfectly concious that they are making that statement, which is a common phrase in our scociety. Other civilizations don't go around saying that lol.

And I'm still looking to see which comunities PRACTICE cannibalism and do it out of compliment as you suggested.



Where did "God" destroy the world that we still live in?
Where specifically does it say that god says it regreted making man kind?




Ok, so basiclaly, you're saying that the KING was a cannibal, which we alredy knew. But what you're ignoring is that you're saying that the King was THAT hard up for a meal that he boiled his own son?

I highly doubt it.



What's symbolic in "eat my flesh and drink my blood, for my flesh is just as any other meat and my blood is as any other drink"?

Jesus wasn't the type to try to confuse anyone, he spoke clearly. It's their own misinterpretation of his statements that confuse people, like taking meaning from something he never stated. If he wanted you to eat some bread and drink some wine, he'd have said "eat bread and drink wine, and pretend it's my body and blood". Wafers are not bread. crackers are not bread. Grape Juice is not wine. Grape Kool-aide is not wine. So how is anyone paying dues to this statement if they aren't even consuming the actual food they say he said to consume!!

Especially when that "food" is his own body in the literal sense, as illustrated whne he states "heat my flesh, for my flesh is just as any other meat, and my blood is just as any other drink". That dosen't say "eat this bread" nor "drink this wine".

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You know how your parents let you eat dessert but if you are bad as a child they take dessert away from you have you eating those nasty mean ol' vegetables?

Yeah that's a punishment far less than the punishment God gave the people of Israel.

And @ there are other curses/punishments God gave the people of Israel... yes they made him mad enough to go tell them to become slaves to their enemies, to be naked, hungry and thirsty, have their land destroyed, be robbed, men & women murdering their families and relatives to eat them and a handful of other curses in Deutoronomy 28.

God NEVER said it was the righteous thing to do, but since they want to be hard-headed they gonna get stripped from their priveleges. That's like the ultimate punishment and lesson for Israel, in my opinion.

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Lady Fiya.....

why do you still think I was being serious about that comment in your sig?

I was clearly being sarcastic

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Def. the bible wasn't written by one man, but at least 30 different people. The bible is what you call a synthesis.







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Lady Fiya, If you take that quote out your sig, I'll agree with everythin you say In here.

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The irony of believing the bible is that you have to believe the bible is believeable to believe it.

lol

In other words, we believe that the words we read were divinely inspired. So, if you don't believe that, you can't possibly go further and believe anything else it says.


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