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Old 03-18-06, 03:18 AM   #1
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Yo momma so fat I walk around her fo exercise
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Old 03-18-06, 03:19 AM   #2
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Yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow dress everyone shouts out taxi!
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Old 03-18-06, 03:21 AM   #3
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Yo momma so stupid she called the police and asked the number for 911
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Old 03-18-06, 03:27 AM   #4
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Yo momma so ugly that she looked at the mirror twice and broke it both times.
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Old 03-18-06, 03:47 AM   #5
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Funny as fuck thread...

Started goin downhill real fast right after you hit the yo momma jokes...
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Old 03-18-06, 03:48 AM   #6
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What do you call a black pilot?

A pilot you fuckin racist
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Old 03-18-06, 03:49 AM   #7
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Eh... this is sorta crossin the line but

How do you get a black person out of a tree?
Cut the rope
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Old 03-18-06, 03:52 AM   #8
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
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Old 03-18-06, 03:54 AM   #9
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A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The white girl complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

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Old 03-18-06, 03:55 AM   #10
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http://racist-jokes.com

^Thats the site your getting these off ey..
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Old 03-18-06, 03:55 AM   #11
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Fucking gross ass shit.. lol
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Old 03-18-06, 03:56 AM   #12
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Old 03-18-06, 03:57 AM   #13
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Gettin mine from there ^.


Nice legs! What time do they open?
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Old 03-18-06, 10:16 AM   #14
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Whats wrong with 2 whitemen driving off a cliff in a pickup truck?...


Theres room for atleast 4 more
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Old 03-18-06, 01:27 PM   #15
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4 Black people in a pontiac.. drives off a cliff, whats wrong?
A pontiac seats 7
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