OMFG I think I just piss'd myself.

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Lol the penis is like a muscle not a bone, basically it wouldn't break, but you'd tear the muscle.... which sounds even worse to me

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for real shit hurt like a motherfucker lool

lol... I actually had this happen too. JTR's right tho - it's more like a muscle, but when I did it - it DID sound like cracking knuckles. Shit HURT. I even went to the doc, cause i was in paaain, even when it went limp (which was damn near instantaneously). But uuuh yea, jus thought I'd drop that tidbit for ya'll. Carry on.

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That just makes you unable to ever be a man, darkmanner.

G/L with Life.

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dumb ass i didnt say my shit snapped off and i couldn't find it lol...

plus i could fuck YOUR girl better than you ever could...i will put money on it....so yeh g/l in life

I don't fuck my girls.

I tell them to work for it.

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lmao .

a broken dick is possible....

you never long dick a shorty before???
not no quick short rapid stroks...
i mean LONG DICKING like u smash it all the way in hard body then pull back till ya shit just comes out the pussy and then ram it right back in???
shit i have...
and my shit wasnt broken but since i wan dummy Hard and into it..
one time i pull back to far out and when i went to smash it back in I miss the whole and hit that space between her pussy and asshole and I WAS FUCKING SCREAMING AND CRYING FAM NO LIE... THAT WAS THE WORST FEELING EVER AND WHAT MAD EIT WORST... IS THAT U EVEN HEAR IT SNAP LIKE YOU CRACK'IN U'R KNUCKLES... WORD ON EVERYTHING I LOVE...
I WAS OUT FOR THE COUNT AN JUST BEING HARD STILL WAS HURTING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER....

so yea i kind of understand what he mean by a broken dick...
it took me like 4 days before i fucked again after that...

Fucking ouch man

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OH MY GOD OUCH

holy shit owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Mic Master Hung

Headgames that was you before right?

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Death|Famine|

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|Corruptive|Depraved|
|Heinous|Malevolent|Sinister|

That's pretty fucking evil to me.....

Worst thing that ever happened to me, which really I could call the best because it's funny as fuck was during a visit to my girlfriends place when she was at university. It was the end of the day and I was just tired as hell and she was wide awake and wanted to go at it. So I suggested she should just ride me for a bit then maybe I'd be able to get into the mood to get going. So she is on top of me and everything just going at it and I was so fuckin' tired I just fell asleep. Thing is, she had no clue because the lights were off and didn't find out until I started snoring. I thought it was rad.

Find out it was a man...and then I stuck with it.










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FIRE THAT SHIT UP NIGGA