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05-07-03, 11:04 AM | #31 | |
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the vibrations led to aggravation
as i sat back to consider the situation causin more conflict than Castro to Haitians rhymin wit me therell be no debatin equal when im hatin got no "cum-back" like too much masterbation i see cops got reservations ev'ry time i speak they catch inntonation like i's abe lincoln jackin the proclimation but the call sign im sportin procreation make my own soldiers start a war draw sides neither get visitation |
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05-07-03, 03:01 PM | #32 | |
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IP: B64B 9653
i comand the troops
gun posts in houses mortars on the front stoops full advance ahead what i saw terrified me, we were going against the army of the dead with pluto riding on his balck chariot sword drawn our armies clashed on the white house lawn...
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05-07-03, 04:03 PM | #33 | |
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then George Bush stepped out of the crib, glanced, and ran back in/
I blew off a wrist, the cat picked it up, his arm he put his hand back in/ from my assumptions, our guys were falling like pictures when shaq's dunking,/ the worlds bouncing up and down like a fat bitch was bungee jumping,/ I caught a hold to Pluto's chariot, gaurds didn't try to show me slack,/ so i showed him a sack, rolled it, smoked it, fell off the chariot and broke my back,/ |
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05-08-03, 04:32 PM | #34 | |
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say dis in an afgan accent) it isssssssss me osama bin laden/yes im a bad man/ when u see me ah damn man/pull out me cannon/den start blasting/ bush got on my head reward for 5 million ...WHAT!!!! im like worth a billion!/im a gun man still man/ i buss me gat/me m16 yes its fat/ i shoot rat ta tat tat/i cut em no slack/ i send letter to bush stuffed wit antrax/ give dat old fucker a heart atack/ ......
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05-08-03, 04:41 PM | #35 | |
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say this in Bush's voice : Osama i almost forgot about you
u hurt me i doubt you to talk shit was brave u always talk about how bad the U.S. is and how we live have you looked around....you stay in cave with nuttin but a matress and a cooshy 70 some virgins is good but you have to wait to die to get pussy
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I'M ILLER THAN YOU "Im bout to make it famous, so you can take you J-O-B and shove up your anus" -Techn9ne "I knew god hated me, created me, and threw me on a planet thats afraid of me"-Ill Bill "Hit bongs bigger than indoor pools On treez like ewoks screamin "Endor Rules"-Fo'tryll "Ur only alive till ur dead"-Royce 5'9" www.soundclick.com/fo'trill |
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05-08-03, 04:59 PM | #36 | |
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SAY....BLAIRS VOICE!!
....OH MISTER PRESIDENT,YOUR SUCH A BRAVE MAN// I'D GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT IF WE WASN'T ON CANDID CAM// DIIRTY SANCHEZ,TOP LIP.WHILE I SCRAT AT YOUR FAKE TAN// SO GEORGE THIS OSAMA...WOTS YOUR PLAN// I WREKON WE BLOW 'IM UP WIT MY DICK IN 'IS HAND// BUT HE'S SUCH A BAD BOY,WE SHUD TEACH 'IM A LESSON// IF 'E DIDNT STILL AV 'IS 'EAD BERRIED IN THA SAND// OH....N GEORGE,THAT THING IN MA POCKET 'ENT A SMITH N WESSUN// GIVE IT A SQUIZE......IF YOUE UP 4 A SESSION!! |
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05-08-03, 05:02 PM | #37 | |
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05-10-03, 03:33 AM | #38 | |
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They started jackin each other off wtf happened
We talkin bout fuckin dicks dis aint rappin So Osama pulled out a gat and said "Fuck you Bush" Too late in his hand was a pile of Bushs mush Bush said " Thats what you get fo gettin me hard" Watch out or i ll fuck you in dis yard Osama said "Dis shit aint rite" By dat time it was already night.............. |
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05-10-03, 11:18 AM | #39 | |
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say in afganistan accent) it is night/im ready to fight/hey bush ..i stab u in ya eyes an knock out ya sight/ill kill u bush for any price/ill cut off ya nuts an then play dice/fry ya nuts an eat em wit lima beans an cous cous rice/sthsthsthsthsthsthsth mmm taste nice/fuck u bush in ya brain bombs i push/lite a hot knife an in ya eyes i mush/then ill call sadaam from da eastside connection/bush me ya na stression time to teach blair witch an u a lesson,you curs ed western/make a bush salad using blairs blood as a dresson/...
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05-10-03, 11:34 AM | #40 | |
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say dis in a deep saadam voice)
it is meeeeeeeeeeee sadaam husain/muthafuckers might call me insain/ill do shit worst dan crashing a plane/world wide i got nuff fame/bush tell me whats ya fate/ when i lay da date/ill eat icecream an cake/usa is a big whore that my bombs will rape/ ill film it all on tape/da united states ,will be da departed states/haha i cant wait/an to england me u must fear/ima skull fuck ya queen an slit ear to ear mr. tony blair/an laugh while hes gasping for air ill give em c.p.r. wit da bottom of my nike air/no i dont care/dont take me for folly/hold on to ya dolly/while ill pop my colly/look out for me an chemical ali... |
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05-10-03, 12:58 PM | #41 | |
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then as bitch slapper continued to tap on his keys
biggs crepts up behind him like "bitch get on yo knees" bitch slapper was like man i gotta think quick he open his mouth and prepared to suck on the dick biggs just looked at tha kid and gave him a frown he said good nite boy I'll meet you unda tha ground |
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05-10-03, 02:11 PM | #42 | |
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Saddam yelled "Who the fuck are you and who the fuck is he"
"This story is albout me,me me!" "A one man show is what i said" So he popped mystahbiggs right up in the head Then he said to Osama "You fuckin dead" Then he popped him too rite up in the brain But then a voice siad behind him "Saddam when im done wit you you goin to need a new name" |
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05-11-03, 07:10 PM | #43 | |
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i didnt open my mouth because i wanted to suck dick/i was surprised u snuck up behind me naked an shit/
it a good thing i always keep a loaded gun an a extra clip/ time to make dis buttyboy mystahbiggs life slip/for letting his mouth slip/cracked his chest an shot his nuts off between his hip mystahbiggs said"grahhhhhhh shit' bitchslaper u shot off my nuts n dick/"an before he finished i shot off his lips/then biggs tried to talk saying "ahhhh ow i kaint shuck dick/"then i empted da gun clip/a dead biggs left in his own shit/then i dig a grave pit/ spray paint on biggs tombstone where his soul sits/dat dis faget tried to get bitchslaper to suck his dick then da butty boy died quick/ instead of flowers i rest a big bag of shit..... |
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05-11-03, 07:14 PM | #44 | |
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I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO TO BATTLE SO IF U WANT TO BATTLE MYSTAHBIGGBITCH LET ME KNOW HOW TO BATTLE U AN I WILL MURDER YA ASS
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05-11-03, 09:06 PM | #45 | |
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IP: 5213 E7F8
Then I said fuck this story and hired me a sniper
Cause that fagget bitch slepper dun fucked up the cypher Ya dumbass you cant work the site and you bostin PM is ass... stop fuckin freepostin Now da story continues and heres how it go He battled me and biggs.. and got merked by us both Now this is the funniest story I heard in my life One bitch fucked around n got killed twice This stories fucked up ever since he been spittin Cuz like bitch slapper's verses it needs to be rewritten
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