that's true to a point my man, pretty much every woman starts off likingasholes, then as life goes on and she comes to certain realizations she hopefully grows into someone looking for a good guy.

sadly, like most things in life, you won't discover which is which till its too late

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^^ you dont no shit about women....

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In a way, you're right. I wouldnt know the first thing about going out and trying to get laid by a girl I just met.

I also hate talking to 95% of the girls I know, they have no idea what they are on about and their values, morals, ideals, dreams etc are the stupidest shit ive ever seen.

I have only had 3 GFs in my life, one I was with for >3 years, the other one was >1 year, and my current gf I have been with for > a year.

I dont waste my time on foolish, shallow girls.

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high school girls are dumb as shit
it's all about the dick

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Mic Master Hung

wooord, im 17 and for the longest time, i was that sweet cute kid or whatever.. and i guess when im actually involved with a girl, i still am.. but when im single, i try and do the whole player role.. and i dont see why not.. it works to perfection.. when girls KNOW that they dont have ur undivided attention, they fight for it more then ever.. most of the girls i was dealing with this summer.. KNEW that i was getting with other girls on a regular basis.. and yes it made them mad.. but it also made them jealous.. so they fought so much harder for my affection.. and eventually started having crazy feelings for me.. which in the end.. didnt work out to well.. when i finally got in a relationship.. like 10 girls.. were wanting to kick me in the testicular region.. and wanted to headbutt the vaginal region of my lady friend

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My Lines Are ILL yo

thats EXACTLY what im doin now.....this chick jus labelled me a friend etc....then i started tellin her bout how i went out with all this other girls, nd shes like "i want you" nd everythin now...... works like a mofo' that...

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Yeah I feel what Apostrophe is saying, that's what I'm doing at the moment and it's getting me hoes. But as to that whole friend thing, I'm in that EXACT same situation with this girl I really like. I've wanted to get with her on and off since Christmas but never told her, and had to watch as she got with all these other guys who turned out to be lame. I mean they weren't assholes to her (I would have beat them down) they were just too lame and didn't satisfy her. I'm planning on making a move on her soon, cause I know for a fact she gets jealous when I talk about the other girls I get with. Whenever I talk about the girl who lives 130 miles away she gets pretty moody and says "oh HER..." She confuses me though, I know she probably likes me a little bit but she's obssesed over about 5 other guys as well, which pisses me off. So until she realises who she SHOULD be getting with *points finger at self* I'm just gonna keep on playing.

Let a player play, but don't ever tell a girl you love her
Unless you you're actually planning on fucking nobody but her

damn you're in the same position as me aswell actually, cuz that chick i was on about always talks about all these guys she wants to get with nd stuff then i talk to her on msn or sumthin nd shes like "i want u joe" lol...its crazy...i hate it when people hide it from you when they like u nd shit...especially when you like them aswell...cuz i dont normally hit on chicks that i KNOW wudnt get wit me lol

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Lmao it's like we're twins, my name is Joe as well.

if these so-called 'girls' you are talking about are always going for 'assholes', it likely isnt a girl at all...more than likely it is a pre-op tranny who is tryin to go for your asshole...and thats just weird of you

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ahh

so i AM an asshole...

werd

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R.I.P OMB

To Be Honest...I Don't Know Why I Bothered

My brother's name is Joe.

LET ME IN ON THIS TWIN TRAIN. NEXT STOP, TRIPLETS!

i dont understand this shit at all...probably because being an asshole is just saying the shit you want to say and not being intimidated and not being an asshole is being all weird and trying to make her happy all the time...its like being fake...

just be yourself and youll get so much pussy like turn off your filter...ill straight up tell a bitch i watched harry potter today...then get dome from her...totally do whatever the fuck you feel like doing and youll be so much happier and pussy will not be an issue at all...

just like this is who i am and im really not interested in you that much but if youre not annoying ill let you come chill...do whatever you think is funny...i put a quarter in this girls pussy when i was fingering her and she didnt feel it for like ten minutes then i told her i was trying to make a gumball come out of her mouth...she laughed then sucked my dick and made me a sandwich...all you gotta do is the exact opposite of what your insticts tell you and you can get more pussy than you know what to do with with not work...

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*reads title of thread*

I spose thats why I have a girl

What you do is throw stuff at them the ones who still talk to you after getting hit with a wrench are worth your time

(Take me serious damn it!)

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THE TRUTH IS I'M BETTER THAN YOU