Dude, so funny watching Chris Hansen bust those guys. The one where the guy gets completely naked for the girl in the garage and walks into the kitchen where Hansen is just like.. "Poetic, what are you doing buddy?"

Lmfao, word.

That one dude that got caught more than once, LMAO.. how fucking stupid can you get.

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Hahaha, busted for the second time at McDonald's using the same fucking net name.

Show is classic.. "Why don't you have a seat over there."

One of the best ones I saw was this one dude who actually said to Chris Hansen that he watches the show, so he knows what was coming next. Shit, if I knew the police were waiting outside to bust me I'd hop the fucking fence in the back and run in the opposite direction.

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"Can I just leave?"

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lmfao pushin up against my ribs.

damn son i didnt know u got jokes.

Shut the fuck up you pussy.

doesn't matter..either way..you're not that big..and you're not that cut....point blank.

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Time is not long, and indecision is hells cemment. So the well is rented, untill heaven is relevant. Untill then, to be eloquent, sex cells, so le'ts cellibate.

"watch what you watchin...fox keeps feedin' us toxin's..stop sleepin' start thinkin outside of the box and unplug from the matrix doctrine....but watch what you say cause big brother is watchin" - nas - sly fox

The I.H.C.J.S.F.M.T.R.H.P.M.M.W.T.S.M.S.I.T.F.F.W.A.S. O Crew

It's not even a joke.

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The joke is his life.

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i don't know if it's a joke.

If his life was a movie...i can't figure out if it would be a comedy...or one of those moivies that can't makes people cry out of pity for another person.

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Time is not long, and indecision is hells cemment. So the well is rented, untill heaven is relevant. Untill then, to be eloquent, sex cells, so le'ts cellibate.

"watch what you watchin...fox keeps feedin' us toxin's..stop sleepin' start thinkin outside of the box and unplug from the matrix doctrine....but watch what you say cause big brother is watchin" - nas - sly fox

The I.H.C.J.S.F.M.T.R.H.P.M.M.W.T.S.M.S.I.T.F.F.W.A.S. O Crew

damn it's like a real life eric cartman

im not tryin to show if im big or not. im proving my point ive lost weight.

^ You've lost weight. Congratulations.

Now at least you're not morbidly obese, you're just plain old obese instead.

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