I'll take Canadian maple syrup and put in in ur pants
So that it itches and ya wanna scratch but ya can't
Then I'll take another bottle and pour it on ur hair
Till it feels all sticky and irrating while ya trapped in my lair
U scream too much so I'm forced to put it on ur mouth
While I put it in it and screaming shut the fuck up!!!!!

Next-Paper

i dont take a knife for me to murk this nigga
and i dont need a gun so i can pull the trigga
a thousand papper cuts make u die from your own blood loss
a thousand more to make sure i kill u at all cost
im unique more ways to kill u than blastin
philosopher cold hard killer and a lyrical assasin

NEXT WEAPON-BALL OF YARN

Take a ball of yarn and wrap it around ya penis,
Cut the circulation off till ya fucking screaming,
Cuz the tissues dying, it's not getting blood,
And I just beat ya ass up, For not shutting up,
Then unwrap the fucking yarn, after that wrap it on ya neck,
The crime scene be so gruesome, The cops don't give the specs,

next weapon-Marijuana

In future go back and edit you original post.

Ysd@

Shove a freshly rolled up blunt right up ya two nostrils
So it tounches ya brain,and ya feel high like an ostrich
Then pull it out,and shove it vigourously in ya mouth
With bogers and peices a ya brain still on the end
And ya forget everything,and begin to call me ya friend
Then shove unrolled marujana in ur thraoth so ya choke
And then roll up some marajuna of my own to smoke


Next-Ur dick

Oh u gave me a fucked up weapon but thats ok
when u go to sleep ill creep up as u lay
ill stick my dick all the way down ya throat
its sick but ur lick it as u start to choke
ill use it to strangle you till u croak
ur spitt covers ur tee till its soak

thats some nasty shit

next weapon- a cd

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"ID RATHA DIE LIKE A MAN THEN LIVE LIKE A COWARD"
- 2pac

"I don't know you,
But I know a man becomes a man from all the shit he goes through"
-Jadakiss

"No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow."
-Euripides

"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man."
-Ernesto Che Guevara (just before he was shot and murdered)

no im not gonna use this cd lyk u thot...
its not gonna stay up the place 4m where u fart...
coz thats only gonna be a start...ima be imaginative lyk bart
lots of the things can be done with the cd u supplied
it can b broken into 2...then used 2 cut ur balls and have them fried
piece 4 me n piece 4 u..damn we can have a barbeque...



next weapon...a harley

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influenced by crymz
addicted to rhymz

^^yo i'll tie ur ass right to the back of my harley
drag u until u look just like fake charles barkley
lay ur ass in the street in ur own blood and pulp
take the tire and drop it on ur throat when u gulp
glue ur hands on to the throttle let u go in traffic
u'll go in ur casket lookin like str8 ripped up plastic

Next weapon:a christmas tree

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VOTE ON THESE

Here we go Its the night of christmas the fictious existers
Setting the record straight with these vicious scriptures
Plotting at night the scheming in sight im enlisting thee
But dont trust me ill leave you impaled on the christmas tree
you decorated the branches with all your blood and heart
Even though your on top tonight ill always be the star


next weapon is a JAVELIN

yo I kill a nigga wit a cd rom and beat his mom,
he's no match for me,if u think u can beat me come
and see me klump, u in the head like I was sherman
wit a cd rom that's been in the harddrive so long its burnin
and now it's turnin as I throw it to slice ur head off
and set off a giant explosion bigger than a loud cough
no I aint a slim thug but wit dis cd rom I'll chop ur head off...

cuz am a boss..nigga!!

next weapon...Aids...hahahaaa!!(yes, this is a weapon)..lol

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