damn nigga smart he found my site.... look like i gotta switch

nah i didn't use a site 4 this 1...i heard it a couple timez b4...an i think i actually used this riddle in a thread about riddlez too

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Gunn Play: RV's Original Duo

omg... cheeky!!!! ^^^^ good answer

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'Till Death

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You're sitting at a bar, an explosively-dank hole in Funky Town USA.
You have an award that says, most likely to be the character in a riddle . . . looking around your attention finds a small chair with a mobile entity covering it with it's lesser half . . . It speaks, you hear "Glass of water please . . . " You see the bartender examine the seated man for a moment. He then reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun point-blank in the man's face. The seated man speaks again "Thank You" he says, and walks out of the bar . . . why did the man get what he needed

tha dude had tha hiccups...tha shotgun scared tha hiccupz outta him...WUT SON!!!

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alright your banned from answering the next 2 questions... you need to give some other people money aswell or atleast let them have the chance to take my money

^hahaha i gotta get sum sleep now anyway so i'm out Zeke catch up on sum shit 4 me iight my nigga

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i kno.....what a ho

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so im dumb cuz i guessed wrong?how bout i own you and we see whos dumb

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You whiz around the corner in your rented moped when suddenly you're forced to come to a sudden stop.

It seems a funeral procession has stopped for a quick breather. Empathy overwhelms you and you offer your condolences to the whimpering man nearby. "Were you close?" you ask, wishing you hadn't.

After a moment, the man replies, "Brothers and sisters I have none, that man's father is my father's son."

That sounds sarcastic, you think to yourself. Maybe the guy doesn't want to tell you, which is fine, but there's no reason to be a smartass about it.

Or, perhaps the clever among can see this is the real answer.

damn it...i kno tha answer 2

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The Man Talking Is The Father

^aha my nigga smart as fuck

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Gunn Play: RV's Original Duo

the man lost his son

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