yoiu have to know how to jump, and to copy african american hairstyles, then add some cracker`ish twist to it.
and you have to hate your parents, dont forget that.

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I like Linkin Park though. I liked them BEFORE they did the colision shit with Jay-z.
Linkin Park is almost like r & b to me, well, some of their songs anyway.

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yea Linkin Park are dope, but they aint really rock............

i mean that dick chester bender-ton shouts a lot

but Mike Shinoda is basically rappin when he does his parts...........

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.............And Also Have The Desire To Dive Off A Stage Like A Moron Into A Bunch Of Psychotic Manic Depressants Violently Nodding Their Heads And Let Them Feel You Up Before They Toss You Back Because Your All Sweaty And Smell!!!!!

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dont forget, you have to beat your girlfriend and crush beers on your head and encourage your listeners to die and kill OTHER people.
and you have to wear black, for some dumb reason, ALL black.
rock and heavy metal is stupid as fuck, simple as that.
demonic bullshit.

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And How About This...................

Step-by-Step Guide To Becoming KESSE...

1. Act Like A Complete AssClown!!
2. Jerk Off As Many Times In One Day As Possible!!
3. Sleep With A Porno Mag Next To Ya Head Cuz U Ain't Never Gettin Any Pussy!!
4. And Finally, Post Up On A Rap Site Constantly Even Though No One Respects You!!

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1. ass clown eh, what kinda of birthday parties did you have as a kid...
2. once, i did it 4 times
3. yes, i dont get any pussy when im asleep....i usually go get it wide awake
4. i dont look for respect, i could care less about a rap board, not many people like you either man.....plus im not the one who aims me all the time, so wise up man

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..............Also Lets Not Forget That You Post A Lame Attempt At A Comeback To What I Just Said Proving You Are An AssClown........................

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and there we have it...................Kesse responded giving evidence that he is a complete fuck-nut!!!!

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^ yes, i am a complete fucknut because i responded and ripped you off....remember when you're a talentless dick wod who complains after he loses every battle......and yes willsunyou, australian hip hop aint bad, i listen to some bliss n eso

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i can make girls Yodel...i like bagpipes...

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Â-balam balam i treat yall like cans of spam

Free Time...

I Live the Lifestyle You Want to Live

Secret Society/Cut Throat

hey now ...take it to the beef threads

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Â-balam balam i treat yall like cans of spam

Free Time...

I Live the Lifestyle You Want to Live

Secret Society/Cut Throat

Here Is The Way I Compare Lyrical Talent Between Rap And Rock n Roll..........
I'll drop a little shit, pretty weak shit, just to show a comparison................

Rap Version.............

I Bust Caps With Gats..Drive-By On The World..Splatter All Ya Brains...
Pack Blades To Shred Ya..No Respect For Y'all..I Shit On Ya Remains...
I'm Crazy With This Shit..Killer By Name And A Vet In This Rap Game...
I Produce Platinum Shit..Got Ya Ears Glued To Take My Name To Fame...

Rock N Roll Version................
I'VE GOT GUNS FIRING IN MY HAND READY TO KILL YYYAAAAAAAAAAAA....
WITH KNIVES I'M PSYCHO I'M QUICK TO SLASH YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
INSANE AND CRAZY....RRRAAAAAARRRRRRR...A STONE COLD KILLAAAAAA....
I MAKE CD'S TO INFLUENCE YOUNG MINDS INTO BEING ROCK STAARRRRSSSS......

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. ......

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You're a complete idiot..

First off...Elvis was considered Rock N Roll...What you are comparing Rap to his Hard Death Metal..

Secondly, what Rock N Roll groups do you even listen too?

Rap music and Rock music can't be compared.. I have to say, Rock music definately takes me talent.. Well...for the most part anyways...you have to know how to play Guitars, Bass, Drums, Keyboards...etc... Rap music...a computer does all that shit for you...

King Solo...what song did those lyrics come from? You being an idiot?

I'm not saying I don't enjoy some Rap/Hip Hop...Sage Francis, Classified, Atmosphere, Slug...they are all dope..

But...damn...Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, Rush, Motley Crue...I don't see them sing any lyrics close to that shit...

Rock N Roll like CCR, BTO, Golden Earring...wheres those lyrics...?

Shut the fuck up if you don't know what you are talking about..

Good call............