Lmao...bumping this shit...9th reminded me of what I did today. I was telling some friends about the awesome summer I'm going to have when a friend comes up from Texas to chill for a month with me, and this really huge monster of a guy who is also the school genius pipes in saying 'you have friends? In other states', trying to be a smartass. I stared at him for a second before hunching my back like a witch and waving my hands infront of my face going: 'woooo, my friend lives in Texas, I'm a witch woooo, maybe I'll castrate your family because my frriiieend is coming from Texas, an entire other STATE! Wooo, I must surely and for truly dabble in witchcraft.'

It got really annoying after five minutes...

Fortune please.