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Old 08-25-04, 08:15 PM   #61
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How do you make a one armed blonde fall out of a tree??

wave at her.


Yo bitches
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Old 08-25-04, 09:31 PM   #62
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What do michel Jackson and McDonalds have in common?.... 40 year old meat Beetween ten year old buns!

What do micheal Jackson and a walmart bag have in common?....
They are both Plastic and are dangerous to kids...
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Old 08-25-04, 09:32 PM   #63
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who iz the best textcee on RV?
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hahaha fuckin hilarious.....
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Old 08-25-04, 09:33 PM   #64
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How do you kill a crack head blonde?....
Put Coke at the bottom of a swimming pool!
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Old 08-25-04, 09:36 PM   #65
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If you think the ride mower is a puch mower... and end up chasing it..
You might be a redNeck...

If you try to ride the weedwacker....
Yu might be a redneck..

If you mow your grass... and find a car...
You might be a red neck!
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Old 08-25-04, 09:38 PM   #66
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not to piss anyone off but how do u stop a black guy from jumpin on your bed??


put velcro on da celeing
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Old 08-25-04, 09:43 PM   #67
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I nkow a couple Black people jokes... but I aint gonna post em... I respect them....

No hate 2pac...

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Old 08-25-04, 11:10 PM   #68
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whats black red screams and steams????














a baby in a microwave ain't that sick.....
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Old 08-26-04, 01:53 AM   #69
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yo yo this is keith i go to school and people piss me off when they say fuck off and all that shit it's stupid they act like they are 2 year's old they are dum
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Old 08-26-04, 04:39 AM   #70
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Quote:
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whats black red screams and steams????a baby in a microwave ain't that sick.....


whats funnier than a dead baby........... a dead baby in a clown suit... haha
whats funner than nailing a baby to a tree.... ripping it off
whats sicker than 99 dead babies in a dumpster.... the 100th one at the bottom eating his way to the top .........

thats to much
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Old 08-26-04, 04:43 AM   #71
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yo yo this is keith i go to school and people piss me off when they say fuck off and all that shit it's stupid they act like they are 2 year's old they are dum

^^^^^what what what what what........... anyway
what did the mexican say while chasin his piece of paper?
"get back here esay"
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what did the mexican say to the house after it fell on him?
"get off me homes"

MAD PROPS TO WHOEVER MAD THIS THREAD and everyone who posts in it. even if u aint got jokes, sayin dumb shit while on drugs is good enough.- love this thread.
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Old 08-26-04, 04:43 AM   #72
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thats heelllllaaaa sic...kid oyu need help...lol
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Old 08-26-04, 06:00 AM   #73
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a man walks into a club and says "ouch"
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Old 08-26-04, 09:33 AM   #74
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lol nice
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Old 08-26-04, 09:43 AM   #75
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I got A Joke.........A Lil Racist But Aiiiiiight..................................

WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH 4 CRACKERS DRIBIN OFF A CLIFF IN A PICK-UP TRUCK???

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THERES ROOM FOR AT LEAST 4 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahah, No Disrespect To My White Bruh'z In This World, But That Joke Gets Me Everytime!! HAHAHA!!!
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