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Old 04-06-06, 12:25 AM   #61
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lmao, my stomach hurts now...........


Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
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Old 04-06-06, 12:26 AM   #62
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lmao, my stomach hurts now...........


Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!





u aint the only one


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Old 04-06-06, 12:27 AM   #63
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yo momma's head so big......she gotta go to big and tall for head band
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Old 04-06-06, 12:35 AM   #64
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yo momma so skinny, she waits on tha side walk fo people 2 park theyre car beside her n put quarters in her mouth, werd
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Old 04-06-06, 12:36 AM   #65
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yo momma's so dumb she pulled on to I-95........stop her car....got out with a magic marker....and crossed out the five and put a six on the sign
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Old 04-06-06, 12:41 AM   #66
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yo mommas so dumb......she bought a bottle of paul newman's dressing....called paul and gave it back
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Old 04-06-06, 12:42 AM   #67
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YO, YO MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT!!!!!


she gotta use mapquest to find the back of her neck!!!!!
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yo momma so poor she caynt afford welfare, werd
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Old 04-06-06, 12:52 AM   #69
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your momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
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yo momma so dumb, she had you.
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Old 04-06-06, 12:54 AM   #71
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keep postin jokes people, this will be longer than the longest thread in ll history!!


Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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Old 04-06-06, 12:55 AM   #72
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Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
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Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center!!
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Old 04-06-06, 12:57 AM   #75
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Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
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