^ooh.

I'm MALICIOUS-WIT-SPEECHES, < yu'll WITNESS-THIS-THESIS
n if he's "Words Ah God"....then i don wanna LISTEN-TO-JESUS!
Him cryin from me DISSIN-THIS-WEAK-BITCH?
thats 'somethin yu most likely will see', like 'FISHES-AT-BEACHES'
u WISHIN-TO-BEAT-THIS?? i aint gon LIE-TO-YU,-SWEETIE
but 'chances are, ya wish wont be granted' like 'wishin to UNRELIABLE-JEANIES'!
ya flames aint scorchin....you need more FIRE-TO-HEAT-ME
u aint elevated enough....you need to get HIGHER-TO-SEE-ME
im FLYER-THAN-BEE'S-BE, LIVER-THAN-TV
shit, i prolly even got ya bitch BUYIN-MY-CD....

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^ lol. uhh, okay.

"Sonny Barz is gay?"??...^ look at what SHAWTY-SAY
i prolly fucked half the chicks in ya fam...yet, u still CALL-ME-GAY??
if you still ain't understandin', just PICTURE-THIS,-MAN
if i'm gay.....that means your mom & ya SISTER'S-A-MAN!
Cuz i FUCKED-EM-BOTH...i rocked their FUCKIN-BOATS
til they left the bed 'walkin all wobbly' like 'DRUNKEN-FOLKS'
I been killed you. Why even say hi to this FUCKIN-JOKE?
i'd just be 'greetin the non-living' like sayin 'WUTS UP-TO-GHOSTS'!
n' oh yeah, I see you tryna mock my DOPE-RHYMES.
even tho u put slashes in between words that DON'T-RHYME.
you WON'T-SHINE, so i'll easily FLOOR-YA-TEXT
fuck leavin yu for dead...i made sure yu died BEFORE-I-LEFT!

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This cat thinks his rhymes are so "Madly-sick"
When this bitch rides...he be ridin on "Daddys-dick"
I can't even believe this guys, ~attempt to spit~...
Your a swallower boy, don't forget...silly faggot You ~make me sick~..

Wanna know the "funny thing mr"...
You in your last post, Admitted to fuckin my "Transvestite sister"...
Don't lie and say you didnt know...You knew when u ~kissed him~
You unlike me..Like to gargle "Sea-men"...Every time u ~fishin~

This dude talks shit with a "9-4 Gimick"
But this bitch? Heh what a "dip-shit"
You couldnt spit better than me, If I ~had cotton mouth.~.
After my sister...Your ass hurts...Whats ~your options now~?

Keep your prewrittens....Your proverse..."gay thoughts"...
No matter if u think can out text me the world knows "you lost"
Opinions are like douche-bags..So thats ~what I call sonny~
The only pussy he's been in...and dropped out...This ~pussy still smells funny~


Wookie!

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U know, yu're right...i lost. i'll ADMIT-TO-THAT,-BITCH
only if the contest is "Who Can SPIT-THE-WHACKEST??"
Ya sister's a Tranvestite?? Lol...thats WHACK-IF-TRUE
a chick tryna be a man...she must've took AFTER-YOU!
Cuz yu're a CHICK-INSIDE, who tucked his DICK-INSIDE
tryna find a man's ass that u can stick ya DICK-INSIDE
A recording booth?? Why would you even GET-INSIDE??
yu're worthless like a 'Grippos bag wit no CHIPS-INSIDE'!

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its sad to see, what the cypher has become, and your the reason it came to be
im sick of this shit, every nigga claim he is the worlds best emcee
a dictionary is obviously something you dont own, a word you never heard
how you any good when half you bar rhymes with the same word
you got punked by houdini, one call and i make the magician disappear
homie the only one that on my level, is the nigga looking at me in the mirror

you should EXIT-N-STOP before TEXTIN-YA-DROPS
if u from D-Block....then i no longer have RESPECT-FOR-THE-LOX!
why should i even PLAY-WIT-THIS-NEWBIE??
only way u from D-Block...is if u were a former JADAKISS-GROUPIE!
my WRITTENS-SCARY, i post FICTION-RARELY
ya names "KING" Mathers?? lol...YOU must not own a DICTIONARY.
How are yu a king?? i dont understand how DUDE-IS-CONVINCED
cuz a King is a MAN.....................and simply, YOU-IS-A-BITCH!!
Don't talk about what level you're on cuz you TRASH-AS-FUCK
yeah, nobody's on your level.....cuz everyone PASSED-YOU-UP!!

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A.K.A The Punchline Champion!

ok, sonny barz bright, or maybe even brighter
not shinin from da light but from a bic lighter
so mathers is da one that'll blow you higher
ima grab a needle and pop you like a fighter
if u understand then u'll no wat i mean obviously,
but sonny dumb so i drink em like D
no homo, but sonny cant get a chain like promo
so u lost ur real chance now go back to bein dolo

my fist'll make you do MORE-THAN-STUTTER
Sonny quick to 'Rock J' like 'JORDAN-LOVERS'!

ugh..do i really need 6 lines?? Ok, fine...

i guess i can go FOUR-MORE-LINES
and fuck yu up FOUR-MORE-TIMES
Look..my flow so cold, i FREEZE-TIME
ya career's shorter than ^THESE-LINES!

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that shit was so soft...your like cotton....."Kandy"
give you a female name...because that drop as pansy
360's career may be shoter than your lines....but its longer than your dick
Sonny Barz is a mexican.....he a borderline......"Bitch"
your a glitch.....so stick with what you know....
you can't hide from the closet hoe
because even in rappin you still "Suck" and "Blow"

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"The Sindicate is here.......And all will bow before me....or fall beneath me"

^

What kind of man talks about the SIZE-OF-A-MAN'S-DICK??
...the kind of man whose had his EYES-ON-A-MAN'S-DICK!
You're a FAG!! And see, i would've said somethin' SOONER
but damn....you just 'Exposed Ya Own Ass' Like 'MOONERS'!
U should've known i aint the one to HEAT-N-SPARK-WIT
cuz i'll 'Get Rid of Chryme'...Like 'POLICE-DEPARTMENTS'!
Tryna fight flames?? You leavin DECEASED-REGARDLESS
cuz ya flow 'Aint Got No Heat' like 'CHEAP-APARTMENTS'
i got u WEAK-FROM-HARD-HITS, EACH-FROM-HARD-FISTS
ya TEETH-ON-CARPETS, all from yu SPEAKIN'-HARD-SHIT
^He's "TRASH"!! So why would i even EAT-THIS-ARTIST??
i feel like Oscar the Grouch the way im 'EATIN'-GARBAGE'!

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ya bars are nursery, better put you in ya crib
ya can't spit, you drool, put on ya bib
ya status light weight, u gon' die before you live
life length of a fly, you got 24 to give
as fresh as a fig, ya wins were all rigged
I wish you grow up like Tom Hanks in Big
what in the world made you copyright ya sig
trade you to Dallas, and say we don't need you Kidd

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Willy returns to spit his dead raps? OMFG, thats just bogus
..but then again, dead people tend to float around un-noticed
If you dont remember me then I guess I'll just have to smack u
This is EyeDentdy from back in 04,.. like where ur concepts all date back to
Ur verse had me catching up to old times, ur sig is still gangsta n steddy
Id ask what the fuck u've been up to, but my fist explained it in details already
used to battle in that crew, we had OMB n beefed w back 2 da future, we was dropping shit
OMB passed on, n Back 2 da future didn't go back 2 da future.. more like the opposite
But if you hate me, fine.. Im wondering if u've gotten an update lately? why?
'Coz I can see u missed a lot since u've been gone..by the looks of ur played baby lines

Whats been up duke? This EyeDentdy from back in the days my nigga. Whats good?

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figure I could drop by and promote my my first mixtape and what not since im here..

ha dang, this site still up??

im not tryna be HARDLY-MISLEADIN'
but this site's dead...and ^that verse is PART-OF-THE-REASON!
I'ma shine, REGARDLESS-THE-SEASON
n' keep the music 'Pumpin' like ya 'HEART-WHEN-UR-BREATHIN'
why SPAR-WIT-THIS-HEATHEN?? I'll RIP-ALL-HIS-RHYMES
n Beat em...n' call it revenge for beatin his DICK-ALL-THE-TIME!
He stay fuckin chicks who got diseases n SHIT-ALL-THE-TIME
thats why he goes around, claimin' he's SICK-ALL-THE-TIME!
Yu get RIPPED-ALL-THE-TIME, so how yu STILL-BRAGGIN??
n' you far from a thug, so why ya pants STILL-SAGGIN??
See, other dudes do that cuz they're out PUMPIN-FOR-CASH
but YOU....only do it cuz yu wanna get FUCKED-IN-THE-ASS!
Quit textin ya lil raps, cuz they SUCK-N-YU-TRASH
you jus a joke...thats why readers do NOTHIN-BUT-LAUGH.

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you invented a new style, jibber jabber, its an unchewable one
because only you could be dumb enough to chew on your tongue
who is this punk? fucking lame, while I spit something crazed
punch your face and watch sonny daze, like there wasn't rain
dont duck the flames, cause either way they'll still hit you
my bars raw, quick to give this faggot lock jaw like a pit bull
your very little.. I punch dope, I might be the champ later
you better scratch that last rap like writing on sandpaper!!
damn haters get the lamp shaders, and I'll stomp the ground down
fuck what shape your crib is, I make your head spin with a roundhouse
I found out about your schemes, those concepts stay eluding
so why tie your barz together like your AFRAID-YOU'LL-LOSE-THEM