I got an idea. You mix up a whole bunch of different hard liquours then pour it into a shot glass. You and your mate play rock paper scissors of flip a coin to see who gets assosciated with what team. If your friends team scores on yours, you take the shot, if your team scores on his, he takes the shot. If someone in your team gets a red card you also have to take a shot. If you're scored on by a header, free kick, penalty or a one-touch volley then not only do you take the shot, you must also chug down a whole beer. If your goalie makes a save on the penatly kick, it's the other who has to chug it and take a shot

For the rest of the time, you take a sip of your beer anytime there's a yellow card or a successfull slide tackle, anytime either goalie makes a save, anytime either team takes a shot regardless if it's on goal or not or if it counts as a goal or not. Also sip anytime there's an offside or the ball is sent out of bounds. You must drink two beers on the break between each period as well

If you're too drunk and forfit the game, then you lose and you must pay not only your own hefty bar tab but your mates as well, the total cost up until the point you quit

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you should both turn over the bar stools and than sit down.

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We don't have 1 legged bar stools in Crawley.

Are we missing out?

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yes you are cuz the one legged ones are usually able to spin around in circles and when you're drunk that's always fun

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Ahh I see...

...I am missing out then!

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When does US play again?

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friday .