^ Bitch Up Here Didnt Even Post A Weapon...
So Ill Kill Him With Rhymes, So Heres The Mic Checkin...

Mic Check, 1...2...
Here I Go...

Yo, Your Punches Are Like Rugs, Get Stepped On...
Your Flow Makes Every Sleep And Yawn... (weak)
Bitch I'll Just Straight Up Murder You, No Weapon Needed...
Your Like 'ytegrl', Her Rapping Never Succeeded...
So Bitch Ima Kill With These Last Two Lines...
Wait, I've Already Done It, Cause You Werent Worth My Time...

WEAPON : Chapstick

i'll chew you up and spit you out just like a stick of gum
my chapstick turns lethal when i stick it to your tounge
you chokin like a whore that just swallowed too much cum
nobody cares about your homeless ass you stupid fuckin bum
when i bust out my LipSmackers a problem turns to a disaster
i'll turn the hardest criminal into a fuckin pastor
my chapstick will make a mess
sombody go call a janitor

Next weapon: Porn Dvd

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You continue an inspection of porn surround sound in 3D
I make the DVD explode at ya neck while you checkin the CD
You can't see now the DVD shattered like rockets all over ya optics
Then ya eyeballs fall like sprockets I done knocked it out the sockets
I straight leave you layin lifeless bruised beaten an battered
You tried to play hard but dreams of a porn star are shattered

Next weapon: Smoke

Easily merking this herb.. I'll simply create a smoke screen
For every time you view your losses.. you'll see where I've been
Droppin fire.. ya downed... straight tryna catch ya breath
Inhale the weapon of choice... ya lungs got nothing left
Ya visions obscured... tryna react but with futile attempts
Lungs collapsing.. burning up.. kids switched places with hemp

Weapon - Globe

If done.. TV Remote

I erased the post above (line requirement)
~Bounce~
Weapon was: one fish or 2 fish


No one tends to understand...
I dont need no Fancy instrument to kill a man...
From the back of a fish market all the way to silver sands...
Clasp it from the gill, Chuck it at your hand...
All I need is one, or 2 fish and the job is done...
Leme make a Lionfish and ive automaticaly won...

Next Weapon: Dildo

Stab you with the item given by u between the eyes..
.......Leave u litterally cock-eyed & a sucker for lies..
Included more wordplay in 1 bar then u all put toghether..
..I could rape you..But ur not worth it..
.........................Ill just tickle your ass with a feather..
Simple rhymes..done within a matter of seconds...cool..
You must be a feminist the way ur reppin a sex tool..

straight ace din't leave a weapon so i'll kill im wit 4 aces...
i'll use razor cards an slash ya face in 8 places...
then stick em in ya gut to make ya lose weight bitch...
u really wanna ticke his ass wit a feather....ha shiiit...
look i'll give ya one last wish i'll cutya throat or gut ya like a fish...
but under the influence of my lyrical bliss u jus sat there covered in piss..
so i'll do the latter if ya get ma jist..open u up now im finshed wit diss..
ma first post an i ripped ya..he gotta notice this...

head fones

For your arrival on RB... you hardly proved your worth
Stillborn wida 9... nah... this herbs just after-birth
You left no weapon yaself.. but its hardly needed at best
That was ya first post... Son... anyone could'a guessed!
I'll slice ya arteries.. out ya kneecaps.. simply thru rhymes
Ya from the corner..
Explains why ya on the receiving end of lines

Weapon - Mouse Mat

..Walkin over you is resistant like a mouse mat with holes..
& like a broke mouse ill beat u with only keyboard controls..
Addition to your multimedia towers...a mouse is just...shit..
They just there.....like u in a way.....to push around with..
..Click..double click..your clique is still enabled..like scripts..
That are coded & placed on websites to prevent... rips..
Now i'll scroll down the page..to see if ur down there..
..But i guess every little mouse hides........ in their lair

Next:soap

I Gotta Kill This Bitch With A Bar Of Soap...
I Could Beat You With The Lens Of A Microscope...(wtf?)
Straight Ace Using Computer References in His Verse...
I Could Kill This Cat And Make His Neck Disperse...
I Aight Gotta Do Much To Diss Someone This Wack...
Bitch Aint Got No Rhymes, And Thats A Damn Fact...

WEAPON : pringles potato chips

You've a washed up style son.. and that was ya only hope
Regardless of ya name... you purposely dropped the soap!
I'll wash ya mouth out well.. simply beat you till ya clean
Realistly you'd be shocked.. hurt by something you've never seen!
By choice I might add.. it's got nothing to do with cost
'Cos ethnicity aside.. this herbs basically got white washed

whats this? im sick of eating this shit..
so dumped lethal in a bag of potato chips..
its sick..the way i suffocate him on the spot..
struggle..it makes it fun..chuz once i pop i can stop..
so drop..my hands grip you ass i throttle...
and bludgeon you to death with an empty pringle bottle..

weapon: water bottle

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i'll rip off da cap an drink the water...*drinks*
that sorts my cotton mouth bk to tha slaughter...

i'll fill this bottle fulla some alien deoxyribonuceaic acid...
an melt ya face inta a bucketa fuckin rat shit...
leavin yo wit stuff surgery can't correct..drastic...
stop tryin...that level u elevatin 2..im past it...

your own stanky...slimey...nasty ass dickcheese nigga!!!!

fool

U wanna kick it wit me.. but I got the leg up
N suffocate ya face with my tastey smegma
Sick? Please.. U love the Thick Greasy Dick cheese
especially special when I aint showered in six weeks
I'm yo idol, No gay flakin, clay aiken & Ruben Studdard
stroke my dick till the cheese turns to a tube a butter

WTF A Frisbee