Mr.Twista, you know that I could diss ya
I bet your sister, raps better than you do
Talkin' so fast, like you tryin' to use voodoo
Who knew, that in fact you were an auctioneer
Recorded yourself, and said "Here's something you oughts to hear"
People screamed "I dont understand, but that's gotta be talent"
If you indentify with this rapper, you must be mentally challenged
Twsita, you think your thug cuz your part of the Ruff Ryders?
But you startin' a club, you President of the Muff Divers
And you are what you eat, so that makes you a pussy
I think you rhyme as fast, cuz you about to get put to sleep
So you try to get everything out as fast as you can
But fuck it, I'm out, I'll let another Emcee take a crack at you man...

Next: Afroman

never heard of kat, he probably spit some lame raps/
hungry for money, while his hair roots gettin' reattached//
afroman?, the only dude that i know was a streetballer/
AND1, was the B-ball company, wit MAIN-Event as the CALLER//
maybe there's a dude called AFROMAN that could rhyme/
but yall need to put up a mainstream dude the next time//



Next Artist: Young Neef

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The Only Mami rockin' that BLUE!

young neef is all about beef
Till it's off wax
till he get smacked
Truthfully there's no better love
No better scrub
That is percieved as a fake thug
The hood don't make you gangsta
Being broke does
Don't disrespect me I'll slit your neck cuz
You got the rock
I got paper and scissors
Where will I put ya
You date older hoes than ashton kutcher


next rapper......Bow Wow

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Biggie was always better than Pac, ready to die vs tupacolypse now which was better

eweh eh eweh eh (scratches)
eweh eweh a eweh eh

his hair is nappy and hes rapping, pocket fulla dough////
just a front man, with ghostwriters behind all of his flows///
y dont you pose? be like 50 and form your own group////
Lil bow wow, lil romeo, lil john and special guest Snoop///
dont act like i didnt see him and JD givin you the scoop///
saw a kid as prey, money being made so they went in for the swoop//
up in your coop, backstage at your concert girls start a "Head" line//
tomrrows headlines, "Bowow stayed up past his bedtime!!!"///
all you do is C walk, try and learn another dance///
and stop dressing like Nelly, cause your shrots look like pants!!


next rap: gangstarr

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GangGreen

"It aint all about economy///So the fact that all these wack MC's is makin G's dont bother me///Honestly, my number one policy is quality"

In your mind
You the best and all the ladies want you
In reality nobody knows you
You call yourself underground because that's where the flop rappers go
I got a sister and brooklyn I might be at your show
I might let you know that it's your time to go
When you see the spark from the all black fourty foe
Your breathing intensifies but your heart pumps slow


next rapper........Mobb Deep

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Biggie was always better than Pac, ready to die vs tupacolypse now which was better

r u fruckmin kiddin me method man dont have no method
his fake gay ass should be drivin a dodge intrepeid/
i swear he be by red man way to much
just a thought but maybe he need a dick to munch/
this fake ass rapper shouldn't even be in the game
his ryhmes are like shit they aint nuthin but lame/

(haven't done this in a while so it prolly suck s but)

next rapper= kanye west

this freak produce beat while he got wire on his mouth
he's tryin to speak but no body knows whut he's talkin about/
and when its removed ya face look like a pig wit a snout
now he raps about his successful beats...man lets do the recount/
coz you see homie you too gay for this rap shit
c'mon kanye your in roc coz you dick ridin memp bleek/
tryna come up wit new flow so you sound like slick rick
why dont you suck ya own dick drink ya semen and lick it/sssucker

next rapper: krayzie bone

krazy bone is a bitch trying to get sucess,
he thought he was the fast wit words but he is a mess,
his style is so incomplete he freestytles like a whore on crack,
when i battl;es him in introduced him to my illest rap,
and sat him down and broke his words to pieces,
like the bitch he is he drown like a sea ship,
he still a drug fuked virgin priest,
if i crossed paths again ill bury him till he is 6ft and deseast//

next- Necro

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killing fake emcees like a Isolated~Orphan/
u think u have skills step to me so i can Dislocate~ur~Organs//

Lil Romeo your shit is wack
ive heard better sounding shit comin outta my ass crack
u go to class to smoke grass
stick your dick in your fat bitches ass

to bfrank dawg, u fuckin bwack
u aint even diss the right person, what kinda shit is that??
Ive been here for three months, i earned my credit..shit,
this nigga's got 4 lines.....and his ass edited;
U can be here for a year, ull never do what i did,
u must feel like a man, dissin a lil kid;
Dont come back nigga, it's just a waste of ya time,
ur not allowed in cypher, wit ya third grade rhymes;
Dont try and test, bitch..u cant handle this,
aight this is how u do it.....
Next Rapper: Cannibus

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If u can't respect that, ur whole perspective is wack. - Jay-Z

yo canibus/
why i aint you answerin to canibitch/
if i put a knife in ya it means i just stabbed a bitch/
you aint got no beats or song titles/
i might as well blast your brains out wit a rifle/
if you wanna go to heaven you better put a grip on your bible/
im droppin lyrical remedies/
reduce your physical energy/
my metaphors got you confused like chemistry/
my metaphors/
are so sick it takes 6 minutes to gat applause/
i spit the effect but i write the cause/


next rapper-jadakiss

who the fuck would want to emmulate jadakiss
if you do, then you should be gettin dismissed
tryin to act hard, shoutin out yonkers
u give that town a bad name, nigga u bonkers
ur candy ass talkin bout "ruff ryders"
man, the lox is so gay, they should be called the "buff ryders"
now u walk around, talkin that d-block shit
u commercial ass nigga, doin reebock shit

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sorry, forgot to say the next rapper
it's baby, aka "turdman"

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FUCK COMMERCIAL RAP!!!!

baby

are you the number one stunna or number one monsta
stay off master p dick or are you scared he gone try to confront ya
you on tv iced out smilin like black faced white folks
you playin youself out like rap battle gay jokes
if i had millions i would too cop rides on twenty inches
but you doing that and at the same time trickin to bitches
real niggas don't trick even if they got bill gates type figures
save some of that money for them other none album sellin niggas
if cash money was an army yall would be like haiti's guard
come down to texas let me teach yo silly ass how to rob
call you the birdman. you couldn't connect with america online
start gettin p diddy to ghost write ya rhymes

next rapper=DMX

ere

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