why did the blonde have square tits?
becuz she forget t take the tissues outta the box

whats long and hard on a black man...?
the 2nd grade

a mexican and a cop are in a car who is driving?
a cop

why doesnt mexico have an olympic team?
b/c every one who can run and jump already crossed the border.


more later

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There is a black guy, a mexican, and a white guy in the back of the car...whos drivin?

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What did the mexican say when the house fell on him?

GET OFF ME HOMES
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How does a mexican say his vowels?

E-I-O-U-A
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Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

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What do vibraters and soybeans got in common?

they are both meat substitutes

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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''

Confused, the bartender says no.

''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''

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why are you guy's scared of reckless???because he will merk you ahahahahah

What did El El say to Mixtape?







Get off SPuL's dick, he don't want you there.

yo seriosly that was gay el el fa real man

jus like you, man. Stick yo hand up yo ass again.

rofl your so played out like those dumb ass jokes

atleast I don't need to copy the name of another RV person.

i think the main focus of this thread should be roasting trooper.....

werd <-------(to el el)

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I know I spit hot shit, but on the real yo
Banks is cooler than the other side of the pillow

I'm fucking CRAZY!

LLOYD BANKS BITER!!!

the only 'biter' i know is your mother. and i still pack 12 inches nigga what!?

<------ at el el and his mother for being a family of biters.

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I know I spit hot shit, but on the real yo
Banks is cooler than the other side of the pillow

I'm fucking CRAZY!

once upon a time there was this really good textcee named trooper and he.......wait up that joke was over when i said trooper was good.


rofl

troopers my hoe....


^^^ rofl! best joke ever! lmao

<-------(at el el and mixtape for ignoring my joke and sucking eachothers dicks)

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I know I spit hot shit, but on the real yo
Banks is cooler than the other side of the pillow

I'm fucking CRAZY!

Who the fuck are u
get the fuck of my fuckin Jock u fuckin Lloyd banks sac ridein bitch
talkin all ya shit bet u wont battle me u bitchmade
U fuckin run wit ya self i see no crew or nuthin huh


Nuff Said bout this fuckin clown

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damn, straight that nigga is wack.

lol i didnt hoe hes wicked one now so blow me