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06-22-06, 01:56 PM
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Susanne put all of the female horses in the stables, put all of the male owls in a tree, put all of the female lobsters in a tank, and all of the male dogs in the backyard. The next day she forgot where she had put all of those animals. She asks you "Where are the hens?". What do you tell her?
in a tank....female lobsters are called hens.....lol new one..... A boy was in detention, from talking too much when the teacher was talking. The detention teacher said, "You have to produce an 1000 word essay in 30 seconds...GO!!" The boy actually did it. How? Note: he did not just write "An 1000 word essay" on his paper. You'll have to be a little more clever than that.
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06-23-06, 12:20 AM
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come on people give me some answers.....lol
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06-23-06, 05:43 AM
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either just stole someone elses, or photocopied a few of someone elses????
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06-21-06, 12:15 PM
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how can you jump off a 50ft ladder without hurting yourself?
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06-21-06, 10:38 PM
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if its laying flat on the ground.... now whats the answer to mine...anyone???
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06-22-06, 10:19 AM
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or how about jumping off the bottom rung -_-
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06-22-06, 09:43 AM
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the hens probably ran away from her forgetful ass...........
if she lives anywhere near me the hens got snatched up and sold half price tell susanne to get a man and stop messing w/ animals........ |
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06-22-06, 09:49 AM
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roflmao.....  ....nice one but thats still not it baby lol..... 
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06-22-06, 10:02 AM
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ummm
they were in the henhouse? |
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06-22-06, 10:21 AM
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or how about landing on a fat person to cushion your fall hmmmmm?
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06-22-06, 10:30 AM
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or how bout JUMPING OF THE FUCKING BOTTOM RUNG  
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06-22-06, 10:55 AM
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thats too easy, i'd rather pick a target and jump |
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06-22-06, 10:57 AM
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i actually wonder what rung on a 50 ft ladder i would have to jump from in order for my ankles to smash through my knee caps?
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06-22-06, 10:30 AM
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sounds like a good idea lol....but isn't the fat person going to land on the cushion anyway????
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06-22-06, 11:07 AM
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you'd have to land directly on your feet
pretty hard to do..............but i would say the top of the ladder |
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