i will put the method to this man
after this shit i spit he'll wanna rap like i can
ive seen his dvd "how high"
he'll know how high after i punch him up 2 the sky
make this little bitch cry
then he'll wanna die

next rapper:dmx

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DISTURBING THA PE@CE

yo impedance how u get that big signature at da bottom

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maybe im not the smartest
but im the worlds best
K O N - A R T I S T

DMX what the fucks with your voice soundz like its full of rock....
more like itz full of lady eves big fat cock...
Ya sayin ya ruff ride big fat dick....
you cant squash the beef if i give ya a hammer to do it....
get yo bald ass back on yo bike and ride anutha day....
its been 20 yers time to move over and ride away....

next diss:eminem

F*CK dissin eminem/are you screwed up in the head/would you rather be dead/put you in the bottom of a lake bed/i think i could do that for you/i'll brew up a stew/put you in it and there you flew/em could beat you too/make it alittle easyer an see things in my view/stop sniffen the glue/ it'z really bad for you/

now that we got that all clear up, the next rapper is
CANABITCH

dont even let me start talkin bout canibus
aint bout time for some one to can-da-bitch
cant stand the bitch
this man not real or raw
he dont put in no work so bout time for him to get layed off
he stay off billboard charts & B.E.T. count downs
he aint got no rep like a man who cant lift 1 pound
some people dont even no who he is
he as common as black people gettin married b4 they have they kids
but u is booty and u can ask ya whiz
you and ass go together like draws and doo doo skids

::::::::GET YO MIND RIGHT::::::::

Next Rapper : lil romeo

lil romeo thinks he's all bad/i think he's gone mad/to think he's the best/and may i suggest/that we put him to rest/when sceaming u think your the best/he's only 15 or so/and he thinks he's got all dough/but he has no flow/he tries to hide it but we all know he blows/

next rapper-- ja rule

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so what chicks can rap too/
u won't battle me cause i can beat u/

look at that crack head faggot over there tryna sing
shit ill stamp on face and choke him with his own bling
mis spelt his own label in loose change
he jus straight illitarate he aint got no-1 to blame
scrawny lil rat, he need to go pump some reps
shitty pop rap fassy thinking he a ghetto vet

next rapper: Raekwon

hmmm...Raekwon...Raekwon...wat 2 say about ya
x-cept u aint shit Wu-Tang will still b here 2day wit out ya
heard they didnt even want u in da squad mister
only way u got in iz by lettin errbody run a train on ya fine sister
they only let u spit 6 linez like this cypher
give u da broken mic when itz time 2 play ya piper

next:ludacris

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Im bad they say ooh he so evil cuz i go on blind datez with actual blindpeople.........

ludicras wanna be more pimp than 50,
swiftly in the sift we see who the shit be,
hoes aint owned we know women r real,
ur deal wont fuffilill the dreams my mind will,
u walk around and wanna drop bowes on em,
only probably when u stand tall,
you know ur to low for em ur only 5 feet,
only on over 5"2 u know u cant beat,
so u pushin them niggas DTP r ur boys,
like kids in the pram yall throw out ur toys,

next diss DR Dre

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"through the hourglass i think im goin alice,
the acidic thoughts at the queen o hearts palace,
under the mallet u suffer my judgement,
a decison wont budge eliminate is a must"

Grab my fifth off my hip and blast BLAOW BLAWO! I bust my gat off in Lil'Bow Wow! He don't rap, he's a popshit ho, and he rap worse than lil fuckin Romeo! Talk Shit and nigga ya gone! In the club i be straight tipsy like fuckin J-Kwon! I bust a rhyme and Rappers pay me, but I won't go bankrupt like Punkass JD! Greatest Rapper alive Young Hov/Jay-Z, but still my favorite rapper... Nigga that's me! I'm not giving Self-hype or pumpin myself up, cuz weither i make it or not i really don't give a fuck! People know I can rap people know i can flow,But i don't give a damn people gotta go! I'd rather be myself than a G-Unit Ho, and Fuck Lloyd Banks! Yo i gots to go!

Heatha B.. what to say...
Well..
Heatha is a hookas name and they just cant be tamed. Once they start they dont stop until you gotta blow a pop right in her face while shes got on some shitty langere hung togetha by a lace. If you like heatha ya got no taste cuz her pussy takes like paste i can eat rosie o donald who tastes better than her.. that bitch just got served..

edit- next rapper: R. Kelly (child rapist)

Oh shit, who let this nigga in the preschool again

R Kelly ruined his life by looking in baby's depends

He be the kind of nigga to still be afraid of coodies

He got caught on tape "felling on that gurl's booty"

He busted a nut before it even hit a half n hour

R Kelly gave a new meaning to a "baby shower"

next rapper: LL Cool J

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Grim

LL Cool J? i think he used to be a rapper
but he lost his mind, and then became an actor
will smith 2, that sould be his nickname
i truley dont know, how he aquired his fame
hes rapped more on comercials than he has on cd
hes the reason kids parents say rap is easy

next rapper: kuniva (lol)

i mite as well get on this too cuz shit ja rule's a punk/
im not hoppin on the bandwagon i think his shits junk/
like a skunk,stunk up the area/ja rule his shit its scari'a/
i think the whack barri'a exploded/but the more the marri'a/
i'm wearie'a/cuz now when i listen to his songs/
all i hear is ashanti,not ja rule hes smokin bongs/
or sumthin he cant speak/his shits fuckin weak/
so maybe he just uses her to float up cash creek/
ill splash,leak the facts/with heat rash attacks/
sharp as an axe ,raps/our backs cant relax/
or lay back any longer/while this little rap monger/
destroys our game,with this murder inc monster/
its a shame he aint a mobster/he mite actually have guns/
everytime he sees 50 cent he turns around and runs/
another bitch just bigger funds/
now the funs all over/ill take Ja's clover and rip off all 4 leaves/
completely sober/cuz his lucks run up i dont gotta be drunk/
imma kick his fuckn ass if i ever meet the chump/

next rapper...p.diddy..ill do it up yo

wat i need/
is a gat to shut up p.diddy/
cuz hes been drivin me crazy/
i hope the public understands/
why i gotta kill this man/
this is wat i need/

im tired of p.diddy and how he always raps about/
j.lo and how she left him str8 out/
every time u see the nigga hes always got a pout/
i think the bitch left cuz he wouldnt eat her out/
what the fuck you think he uses them big ass lips for?/
why u think hes always suckin on a toothpick for?/
why u think hes talkin bout how he always needs a chik for?/
he dotn want his ppl to find out why hes always starin at their dicks for/

next rapper...mystikal

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u couldnt blow a fuckin mic if u was monica lewinski

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