do u honestly think u could get away with those wack lines?/
im a slow zero that equals ur track time/
pimp and i got a place for hoes/
im a turtle?dont u know how that story goes?/
boy..respect ur elders ur being rude to me/
and b4 u battle dont u think u should hit puberty?/
the winner saved u need clinic aid/
ur the iceman so i put u in my lemonade/

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....as the world turns...ur lyrics are gettin gayer/
dazaster couldnt stab a bastard to death if he was a slayer/
betrayer of being hederosexual wana be player to---fag/
when im done spittin my layer of lyrics wipe urself off with a rag/
u should be used to that chokin n gaggin to the temptations,
feelin the sensations of throbbin in ur ass/
n ur manly masterbations leading to ejaculations in the past/

Nutcase u think u have the ~illest Ryhmes~ but i turn the table and smack or verse to a ~Shitest Lines~ i shouldve pinned u against the wall and ~Fisted u with Knives~//
man all u think about is ryhmeing about ~Homosexual Tensions~ maybe u a fag but u hide it behind u ~Hobo Sexual Sensations~ //
when i get u in my sight im gonna ~Break ur jaw~ and wire it up and ~break it more//

this doesnt meet the line requirement. -feeble

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killing fake emcees like a Isolated~Orphan/
u think u have skills step to me so i can Dislocate~ur~Organs//

ur both wack..i have zero tolerance for nutcases/
damn right i got zero tolerance for butt rapists/
lyrical ability? its over your head for sure/
raped in jail?nah gave it up and still wantin' more/
nutcase is a biter..its shows and his sig/
he also bites other things...aka dick/
he got his screenname after he got butt raped/
sucked dick,and got pappyslapped sued and called it a nutcase/
ur flows invisible and we can all see behind it/
tolerance got corrected and edited by feebleminded/
i smoke herbs wrap 'em twice and light/
i'd get more of a challenge if challenged a blind man to a fight/

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This fools simply a white 'Darren' with artificial dreads
Four bars with sex references... try originality instead
Avy depicts you ain't real, just an average computer fake
Makes sense tho -- Daz really is a fan of 'solid snake'
No structure or flow and still you think you hit raw
Kid... Every line you drop's been played 10 times before

yo you say your harlems finest but your a cat from UK
fuckin wit me youll get chewed like ecstacy
dogg your a fuckin joke im slayin you today
comin at dazasta when your flows are garbage
cops will find you in a tree just like the fuckin partridge
cus i come equipped wit a m4 and an extra cartridge
way better than half these cats n thats b4 i even started
cats say i spit better than you and all i did was farted
they call me the iceman because im black hearted
but you, you have no heart at all
youd have to get to the top of the empire state building three times just to stand tall
but im climbing up six cus fuckin wit me your gonna fall
cus cant nobody fuck wit me noone not even you at all,
cus once you take rap serious gmme a call
your like a B-Rabbits delta ~ all you do is stall

Wordplay is a form of interpretation which u clearly miss..
Kid check'd his watch when i said his shit was 'eighty-six'.
Pushin' weight in form of benchpressin' ya pine drape..
N after this ur physical condition'll be the same as ur mindstate
_____Flat dead..ur communication strikes back to this to..
Cause ur minds more 'blank' then your original skin hue..
Prodigy,kid is hardly genius, i'd reconsider if he made sense..
He's flow was drippin' cause he held mics with sweaty hands..
Transfer this 'case' to the Wackness Emergency Centre..quick.
I'd send u my regards, but dunno ur name so ill just call u 'Dick'..

Straight Ace how many times have u ben back ?
Can't u understand that all ur rhmyes were whack ?
Well I'm here now jus 2 let u no
Now go get a cock do ur best and blow
Lemme ask u 1 thing, Are u 4 real ?
Those rhymes couldnt even get u a Kidz Bop deal
So wats up wit u are u n need of a new boo
1 to take over all the masturbatin u do
OK next person I guess im done
Go head and have urself a lil fun

a IQ equal to her record, n less then a AIM bot..
Call this ur 'lifeline' cause it ends with this Dot .
^those lines u dont even get ur ....'New to RB'..
Min.of 6 lines cause of you they may set it to 3..
My registration date, makes no difference..no..
Cause w/e my rep can -unlike- ur chest grow..
Quick, fast, speedy, hastey..this is a key cyph..
I've eaten u, ur 'nuthin' where's my food wife..

straight ace, your verse is a good way to make waste
Readin' your lines i couldn't even keep'a straight face
You call that dissin? looked like you were seekin emission
peekin at bitches on Rb?.....damn this kid's freakin witless
Speekin of Christmas, Put a set of balls on your recent wish list
Cuz Ace Your punchelines might as well be sleepin wit da fishes
Such a lack of action, slice up nothin your skill meets the fraction
Back trackin, slackin, twice somethin you fill beats I'm matchin

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This cable guy is irritating, ima bout strip him of his skin
Throw him against a Fire Truck so he can blend in
Trouble is even then he's white to the core so he easily seen
Coupled up with a fat belly and hairy ass he grabin at his team
The masses arnt all Gayball so this sig is all a dream
he black and white a parental advisory to save us from the obscene

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
Aesop.

^ You got beat by condom king.....yer name was insert
It's No surprise hes bitch his avy and sig wage in skirts
Your rhymes like un-arranged blurts, contained pain hurts
U Complain fame squirts, you take cum shots in eyes for work
I didnt wanna address your personal problems in public
But your the one who whips out your pussy and rubs it
Let me make your Day Yo, fuck you like you were a paid ho
Dao, the retarded homo on Rap Battles we named Gay~Slow

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Bashin' DªÖ with gay lines..his avy/sig is hetero..
Your lines are simply played n old, not just retro..
Blue-red-black sig looks like a foreign country flag..
Ur ' one step behind ' like online games with lag..
I've heared all u said "twice..twice twice" ..eight!..
Times, his g/f steppin to the plate, only way he's..

to tech.
O no he can search on a forum, his intelligence is 2 now..
Lost in thought cuz its Unfamiliar territory to beat DaO..
He Said he Tripped and Fell on his Dads Dick On Accident..
But the Gayness Seen throu, His Fake Disses Are Spent..
I Rep Chicks in My Sig n Avy Cuz im just not Gangsta Sitten..
This Net Thug Only Gun Holdin Was Quick lik Gun Powder To Get his Spit Bitten...

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
Aesop.