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Old 12-04-06, 01:26 PM   #1
KempoMRK
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LBL Magazine (3rd December 2006)

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Intro

Dope week. Some cool battles went down. Everyone in the regular showed except 2 people. That’s really good. Glocks retained his title again, equalling Butlers record. DaTrus won the contendership match to face Glocks in a rematch. Things are looking good for this week. On to the cypher.

The LBL Special Event Cypher

This was an UglyPeople.com cypher and it came out cool. But the winner, well, there was no contest really. Nick Fletcher took it by dropping about six thousand lines, some cool stuff in there though. I’ll just put his whole verse here:

^ I see kids got jokes.. but see there's no crossbreeding with him yo
So I'll get to those pictures 'n' cut out the middle man that IS rush lingo
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Man, fuck that country dude.. 'coz my punches'll roll 'em
And I socked him in the mouth last year, and his lip is STILL swollen
But now lets get to the pic dissin.. aight, look
Dude's just been chin-checked..
.. and the results are that its still deformed like fuck
I can spit a raw verse.. and then in the distance my style switches
Except this time when I looked over the hill, billy.. all I saw was fat bitches
Man, I stay flossin'.. so even the bottom chick can catch the beef
'Coz she stays flossin' to..
.. so much so that she's dug gaps between her teeth
On the real, bitch is fugly.. but in battle ya can see how my punch POWS
I'll provide the ring 'n' we can meet in the middle - just like her eyebrows
And check it, I know I've said it before but I'm a genius lyrically
So funny them fat chicks are like LMFAO.... LITERALLY
But yo, just lookin at those bitches.. I've got me a prediction
I'd say they'd all wear matching leopard skin..
.. but just one of them would put leopards into extinction


fuck it, why not drop some more

Fuck them round hoes.. I merk fat sluts like its my hobby
And they've got junk in the trunk, legs, arms and all other parts of their body
Nah, these four girls are fine son, but still I can't wait to break this
But its true they looks are off the scale, just short of where their weight is
My style is hurtful, but lookin at dude I see no tears
So I said listen up.. and then realised that HE AIN'T GOT NO EARS!!
WTF!?!?! No wonder my punches are useless.. I guess I'll take a breather
But yo, he'd still never smell victory 'coz it looks like he ain't got nostrils either
Haha!! I'm done with you all.. but if you ever get the urge, come n fight us
I'll take you all on... four fat bitches, a hillbilly n the poster child for gingervitus

fuck man, lets just keep it going

the fat bitch on the left of the pic, her belly looks like it wants to eat me, yeah..
So I guess it didn't satisfy its appetite when it swallowed her underwear
I'd take the one in green out to.. and make one final save
Then instead of beatin her I'd slap her stomach - and ride the tidal wave
Serious yo.. i got somethin' to say 'bout these hoes, here's the score
Why would I fuck around, bitch.. when I've got fucking four
I guess Kemp is to blame, postin them up.. this idea he should can it
Why'd jupiter group of fat bitches against me..
.. that are fucking BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL PLANET!
And he also posts an ugly asian bitch.. Kempo, I've told ya
If rush asks again, just tell him you ain't givin his girl no more exposure
Girl works for the wizard of oz.. fa'real, 'coz with him I had beef
And I followed the yellow brick road, and it ended with her teeth
I could imagine her as a battler.. but she wouldn't step to me now
'Coz I'd kill her with a single line, like the one across her brow
Now y'all know she's ugly.. but I bet she ain't afraid to step into the fray
I mean, DAMN! She got teeth that are enough to scare the Tooth Fairy away

and time for another rest before we finish up

I'm told hillbilly boy is feelin' neglected, well bitch you can suck it
I'm about to send a straight shot to ya nose 'coz right now its fucking crooked
I'll finish this on the dude.. look here I'm a thief
And I'd snatch the hat from ya head, if I weren't scared of what's underneath
It looks like somebody photoshopped ya eyes and put them in place
So I guess its fitting that I say - Adobe what you need slammed in ure face

yea, now i'm done.

this goes out to the country lookin' brother

peep this, my punches are hurtful 'n' that's the truth
but that dude ain't really sad..
.. he's just scratching his top lip with his tooth
step to me, I speed box to improve my blows
and right now i'm hittin the ball - that is the end of ure nose
in battle gimp, lets be real ure chances would be less than none
'coz ain't no way we could be neck 'n' neck - you don't even fuckin' have one
ayo, have i told ya i love the president, but to my surprise
i've found bush has two siblings, and both are above ure eyes

and listen up you asian bitch

i'm a comedian, my style is built to make you laugh 'n' stuff
but i won't have ya grinnin' from ear to ear..
.. 'coz seein' those four teeth is more than enough
still though i got dudes linin' up to peep the amusement
waitin' to see me fuck ure face up 'n' cause an improvement
they say a comb-over hairdo is played.. but here's the burn
now we've seen ure ugly face, we're beggin for it to return
i won't hesitate to rip you.. 'coz bitch, I tell ya - I ain't soft
so lets face off in battle, or better yet lets battle so i can rip ya face off

and the fat bitches

i asked to rip you.. but kemp fucked up 'n' i see where the switch is
a round number of bitches is what i requested..
.. and instead i ended up with a number of round bitches
ure size is a problem, and i'm findin it gay
that if i wanted to have y'all chin-checked - i'd be hear all fuckin' day
now when we brawl be patient... and then, perhaps
i won't have to make your wait greater, 'n' this thread won't have to collapse
see, i'd take you all one on one, but rippin' you together is faster
and i may fear earthquakes 'n' all that stuff, but i'll still bash on you natural disasters


^ The result of boredom.

November Event Battle Reviews

LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (16-1) vs 2. Comedian (6-0)

Ok battle. Glocks dropped first and came alright. Mandate bar was decent and Capcom was pretty dope. Comedian had a foil your plans bar that I liked. This battle was pretty uneventful to me really. A lot of obvious stuff. Roger Glocks won 4-0.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Ace Heratoga (3-1) vs 4. DaTrusHurtz (16-1)

Pretty close battle. Both came decent. DaTrus dropped first and he had a Hera line that was cool along with a Shaq bar that was good. Ace had a chain smoker bar that was fucking dope and a store nuts bar that was good. Coulda gone either way really, more people felt DaTrus and he won 3-0.

Iron Man Match - Erel Avent vs Rush Lingo

Double no-show.

Microphone Battle - Nick Fletcher vs Stanza

Don’t ask me how I came up with this battle, I just did. It turned out pretty decent though. Basically both the battlers were microphones. Nick Fletcher was a Shure SM58 and Stanza was a Rode NT1A. Yeah, weird. But as I said it came out alright. Nick dropped pretty good. He had a cross the rode bar that was cool, the rest was decent but not quote worthy. Wasn’t feeling Stanza’s verse much really, better than what he’s dropped before though. Nick Fletcher won 4-0.

Picture Battle - Lampejo vs Rush Lingo

Double no-show.

Sex Maniac Battle - Ace Heratoga vs Nick Fletcher

This was a tight battle. Battle of the week no doubt. But damn Ace killed it. He had a lot of nice stuff and just came hard, no pun intended. Nick came nice as well but the amount of battles he had probably effected him. I cannot believe he used a fucking Fred Flinstone-Bedrock bar though. Ironically I was reading about the Flinstones today and I remember thinking “Ahaha, someone used a bedrock bar before, that’s like the most played bar EVER”. Then I see Nick used one lol. Ace won this 2-1, awful amount of votes for the best battle of the week.

League Battle Reviews

5. Te Ora (7-3) vs 6. grams (2-0)

Another battle where I disagree with who won. I thought grams came pretty cool. The subway bar was dope as fuck and the stuffing the turkey bar was funny as well. Te Ora had nothing I liked really, a lot worse than he’s dropped before. But yeah, Te Ora got it in the end and won 8-0.

7. Stanza (7-10) vs 8. Erel Avent (11-4)

BWAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That was what I did when I opened this battle, shit was hilarious. Stanza comes in and drops like 26 lines or some shit, Erel comes in and drops like 12, all cocky, thinking he’s gonna win. Then Stanza flawlesses him 8-0! Lmfao. I’ve given Erel shit for it cos it’s funny. Luckily for Erel and his ego, he noticed that Stanza had only voted on 3 battles so he pointed this out and I had to give Stanza the loss and Erel the win cos its in the rules. But as Stanza voted on 3 and was winning by so many, I gave him the win but moved him down the rankings.

9. Sonny Dimebags (15-7) vs 10. Joe Native (2-3)

Ooooh, upset number 2. Joe Native took this easily, but I see it real different. I thought Sonny got him pretty easily. His verse was just better, it hit harder and all his bars were nicer. Seems like the voters disagreed. I wasn’t feeling anything from Joe’s verse really. But yeah, Joe Native won 4-0.

11. Sir Smash'Alot (2-2) vs 12. Nick Fletcher (2-0)

Onesided again. Nick dropped pretty decent, nothing amazing, but enough to win. He had a LBL cypher bar that was hilarious and an Alot bar that I liked. Sir didn’t really have much. He’s most definitely elevated quite a lot from when he entered the league though, and it’s clear that he has potential, he just needs to keep on writing and then he’ll become good. Nick Fletcher won 8-0.

13. blacksilence (1-0) vs 14. TEF (4-3)

I wasn’t feeling this battle. TEF has elevated quite a bit since he joined the league, but he only had a good head bar that I thought was decent. Black had nothing I really liked, he seems the type with potential though. In that he doesn’t write like a newb but he seems quite new, therefore elevation is probably imminent. Onesided battle, TEF was just better and won 4-0.

15. Phil Benjamin (2-1) vs 16. MoneyMaker (1-2)

One sided as hell. Phil dropped alright, he had a TJ Maxx bar that was cool. He also had a temple bar and silence is golden bar that were worded nice, but are real played. MoneyMaker had absolutely nothing. Phil got this easily and won 7-0.

17. Enlightend (1-1) vs 18. Untold (0-0)

Untold no-showed. Enlightend won.

19. Flagrant (0-0) vs 20. uncle phil (0-0)

Strange battle. Uncle phil woulda won pretty comprehensively at 6-3, but he didn’t vote. When really I thought phil got flawlessed. I counted 3 quotables in Flagrant’s verse, the comedian bar was decent but worded odd, the rock bar was cool and the botox bar was dope. Where as phil only had the big banks bar that I was feeling. Weird. Anyway, neither voted, neither won. Let’s see if they show next week, I doubt it.

21. Format (0-0) vs 22. Luse Cannon (0-0)

Luse Cannon no-showed. Format won.

Top Punches

decided to peep ya shit on BW, jus to get a little sneek-peek
n' found out glocks isnt the only one battlin a comedian this week

25.Flagrant vs uncle phil

As for ya girl, she's had an active year
The bitch get's tagged cheaper than TJ Maxx gear

24. Phil Benjamin vs MoneyMaker

Grab some fuckin pliers faggot... and rip out ya wisdom teeth
Looks like I can store my nuts for the winter in them chimpmunk cheeks

23. Ace Heratoga vs DaTrusHurtz

U know punk, its easy to see that ur wack
Cuz u got mental blocks that are wayyy out of the reach of Shaq

22. DaTrusHurtz vs Ace Heratoga

I fuck bitches morning, noon 'n' night.. but Ace, I'll get to you eventually
'Coz I'm known to piledrive a pussy.. but with you it won't be sexually

21. Nick Fletcher vs Ace Heratoga

This kid never follows rules but actually im not gonna be a hater
There was one time he did follow a mandate... n took it home later

20. Roger Glocks vs Comedian

I had a great Thanksgiving, fuckin' slept like a rock
Te's family would've been thankful...................
until they found him stuffin' the bird full of cock

19.grams vs Te Ora

Your broke, so I made this name just for you be thankful pal
coz this as close as you'll ever get to a big banks account

18. uncle phil vs Flagrant

you AINT gangsta or a hustla, so dont front like u let the shells blow
if you did push the rock.. you'd be slammed n set 4 the peoples elbow

17. Flagrant vs uncle phil

you won't awake from this spar & you can't right your ways
now that i've foiled your plans... i'll toss 'em in the microwave

16. Comedian vs Roger Glocks

Man I love sex.. every style, I ain't fussy
So fuck punchlines, I'll whip my dick out 'n' penetrate this pussy

15.Nick Fletcher vs Ace Heratoga

He claiming Zeus status on this sex shit, thats strange but hey
We all know its a lie...
when you drop 20 posts and 3 verses in the same day...

14.Ace Heratoga vs Nick Fletcher

The top of the league's weaker cuz all the elite is gone
I checked Greek Myths, Hera's just a bitch who got cheated on

13.DaTrusHurtz vs Ace Heratoga

Ya ex told me something funny... I ain't gonna dip on ya thin dick
But she must been a heroin addict... she wasn't feelin that pin prick

12. Ace Heratoga vs Nick Fletcher

you actually thought this lame was bringing something
......but Roger will juss Capcom n produce a video game from it

11. Roger Glocks vs Comedian

My piece stays constantly wet, whilst ure dick gets no clout
Just kiddin', with girls Ace is known to get laid.............THE FUCK OUT!

10.Nick Fletcher vs Ace Heratoga

ya girl's been fuckin around with the condoms she stole
She wants me to Poke her, she loves having an Ace in her hole

9. Ace Heratoga vs Nick Fletcher

Pimps don't spend all day at the computer, call me a hater...
Cause every scene you described was found in ya Windows Media Player

8. Ace Heratoga vs Nick Fletcher

Dude ain't no threat.. nobody wants to even hear this gay talking
Only reason we don't cross the Rode..
.. is so we don't get arrested for jay-walking

7. Nick Fletcher vs Stanza

Spray clips at this bitch till him and his boys dont survive
couple of faggots and a few homos, thats the Native tribe

6. Sonny Dimebags vs Joe Native

I'm hardcore.. straight bashin' you with blows until ure life is gone
But at least 'Alot's good for sumthin - I often park my car in one.

5. Nick Fletcher vs Sir Smash'Alot

we just signed in so are ranks suck, but thats where your flow stops
witta verse lookin like your tryna stay 20.. like old chicks wit botox

4. Flagrant vs uncle phil

I was serious... you were playing around n well its game over
Goodbye...
DTH's the weakest link in the leauge... and I'm a chain smoker

3. Ace Heratoga vs DaTrusHurtz

I'm not expectin' a brawl.. 'coz now this dude's gone hyper
When he realised it was his family reunion - in the LBL Cypher

2. Nick Fletcher vs Sir Smash'Alot

You fuckin' gay, I'll toast your ass, this faggots beat
Te applied to Subway so he could handle footlongs and tons of meat

1. grams vs Te Ora

Verse of the Week

Ace Heratoga

Haha iight sooonnnn.... Must be giving ya left hand quite a work out...

Whooaaaa...

Wax is so sick... like an Yeast infected cunt
But this smeez...
Said 'Yea I'll blow Nick' and pulled out a blunt
ya girl's been fuckin around with the condoms she stole
She wants me to Poke her, she loves having an Ace in her hole
He claiming Zeus status on this sex shit, thats strange but hey
We all know its a lie...
when you drop 20 posts and 3 verses in the same day...
Pimps don't spend all day at the computer, call me a hater...
Cause every scene you described was found in ya Windows Media Player
His man said 'It's All Love', wether he likes it or not
Keeps his Sex life secret cuz still has that Un-told Bitch on his cock
Ya Sex Drive got one gear... and thats eat her box
Unfortunately for her, after foreplay... the shit. just.. stops...
Girls say I'm a hard head, I get it up and keep it ready
She screaming 'Oh My God OH MY GOD' While im hittin it missionary
Ya ex told me something funny... I ain't gonna dip on ya thin dick
But she must been a heroin addict... she wasn't feelin that pin prick

How the hell you get here? Everything you spits whack
And you whole fuckin steez.. is Faker than THIS RACK!



Come on maaaannnn.... we all know your not pimp...

Battle of the Week

Sex Maniac Battle – Ace Heratoga vs Nick Fletcher

Nick Fletcher

Aight, check it. When it comes to pussy, I'm a fucking genius. So you need to step back and learn from a fucking SEXUAL GOD!!!


Check it...
Man I love sex.. every style, I ain't fussy
So fuck punchlines, I'll whip my dick out 'n' penetrate this pussy
I'm raw in the bedroom.. my sexual prowess'll compromise ya vision
But you'll never see me on top, 'coz I fucking love the cowgirl position
My piece stays constantly wet, whilst ure dick gets no clout
Just kiddin', with girls Ace is known to get laid.............THE FUCK OUT!
Yeah, this guy has no experience.. you know I ain't lyin' G
The only girl who ever got him in the sack..
.. was his mom before she went and dumped him in the sea
You can't even test my foreplay.. even if cunnilingus is your best element
'Coz bitch, I eat so much bush..
.. I could be considered a threat to the president
Hell, only pussy you'll taste is when my left punch soars
'Coz that's the one I'm always using when I'm fistin' whores
Chicks know I'm the better lay, they don't wanna play wit ure dead cock
And they call me fuckin' Fred Flintstone the way I make the bed rock
I fuck bitches morning, noon 'n' night.. but Ace, I'll get to you eventually
'Coz I'm known to piledrive a pussy.. but with you it won't be sexually
You can bark, growl and bite.. hell, I heard you licked balls for a while
The shit just don't matter when your facin' the king of DOGGY STYLE
I'm a sexual god.. so let me just remind..
.. you that if its in the bedroom or not, I WILL TAKE A BITCH FROM BEHIND

That's how the real pimps do it.

Ace Heratoga

Haha iight sooonnnn.... Must be giving ya left hand quite a work out...

Whooaaaa...

Wax is so sick... like an Yeast infected cunt
But this smeez...
Said 'Yea I'll blow Nick' and pulled out a blunt
ya girl's been fuckin around with the condoms she stole
She wants me to Poke her, she loves having an Ace in her hole
He claiming Zeus status on this sex shit, thats strange but hey
We all know its a lie...
when you drop 20 posts and 3 verses in the same day...
Pimps don't spend all day at the computer, call me a hater...
Cause every scene you described was found in ya Windows Media Player
His man said 'It's All Love', wether he likes it or not
Keeps his Sex life secret cuz still has that Un-told Bitch on his cock
Ya Sex Drive got one gear... and thats eat her box
Unfortunately for her, after foreplay... the shit. just.. stops...
Girls say I'm a hard head, I get it up and keep it ready
She screaming 'Oh My God OH MY GOD' While im hittin it missionary
Ya ex told me something funny... I ain't gonna dip on ya thin dick
But she must been a heroin addict... she wasn't feelin that pin prick

How the hell you get here? Everything you spits whack
And you whole fuckin steez.. is Faker than THIS RACK!



Come on maaaannnn.... we all know your not pimp...

Predictions

LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (17-1) vs 2. DaTrusHurtz (17-1)

BATTLE OF THE 17-1’S! Glocks beat DaTrus for the title waaay back and he’s held on to it ever since. If Glocks wins this he breaks Butler’s record of 6 weeks consistently holding the title! If DaTrusHurtz wins this he becomes the first ever 2x champ! It’s all on the line! It’s all hanging out! THE LBL COULD EXPLODE!!!!!! Both have good reasons to win this, very valid record breaking reasons as well. I’m thinking that Glocks might not be motivated though, DaTrus seems to always try really hard for important battles and I’m thinking that he might just edge this. Should be a real nice battle if both try their hardest.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Te Ora (8-3) vs 4. Erel Avent (12-4)

Erel fucking scraped through last week. He woulda lost to Stanza if Stanza had voted on 4 battles. Craaazy shit. Anyway. Te Ora didn’t drop all that good last week but the voters thought he did so lets say he did. Erel dropped straight ass. On their best days Erel is better than Te Ora, but I think Te Ora will try harder. Which will result in Te Ora winning.

5. Joe Native (3-3) vs 6. Nick Fletcher (4-0)

Should be Sonny vs Nick in my opinion. But everyone was feeling Joe more so Joe’s here. Doesn’t matter though, cos Nick will win. He’s been crushing folk and this’ll be no exception.

7. TEF (5-3) vs 8. John Hensley (6-1)

The man is back. Yep, Hensley’s back in the league again and this time it seems like he’s gonna win the title. Unless he pulls a disappearing act again. TEF’s improved but he’s no way near Hensley’s level. Hensley to win.

9. Comedian (6-1) vs 10. Ace Heratoga (4-2)

Comedian dropped alright, people who voted were feeling him more than me. Ace dropped a couple of cool verses, Ace is better and should get this.

11. Phil Benjamin (3-1) vs 12. Enlightend (2-1)

Phil seems to be someone who’s just came out of nowhere from the annals of RapVerse history and dropped some good verses. Enlightend seems to have come from the annals of a 2001 Ezboard. Or the anals of a horse, I dunno which. Phil will win.

13. Format (1-0) vs 14. Stanza (8-10)

Stanza did enough to beat Erel last week but he still didn’t come good really. I peeped Format’s no-show verse against Luse Cannon and he’s not bad actually. I’ve got Format taking this.

15. Sonny Dimebags (15-8) vs 16. Sir Smash'Alot (2-3)

Sonny will win this. I thought he won last week but yeah, he’ll definitely win here.

17. blacksilence (1-1) vs 18. MoneyMaker (1-3)

blacksilence has potential, and potential is enough to beat MoneyMaker. Blacksilence to win.

19. uncle phil (0-1) vs 20. Luse Cannon (0-1)

I ain’t read a verse of Luse’s yet. He didn’t show last week but he asked to be put back in so I put him back in. phil woulda won but he didn’t vote. Phil will win this.

21. Flagrant (0-1) vs 22. Kimura (0-0)

Flagrant dropped cool last week. Apparantly Kimura is someone with loadsa played concepts. Therefore Flagrant should win this.

23. Wordz Ahgod (0-0) vs 24. Mayhem (0-0)

I dunno who Mayhem is. Wordz Ahgod was starting to elevate before he left the league, so Wordz to win.

25. Faime S. Quotez (0-0) vs 26. Tech Skillz (0-0)

Oh my, this is a battle of wit. A battle of skill. A battle of cunning. A battle of guise. A battle of poise. A battle of panache. A battle of demeanour. A battle that has been years in the making. A BATTLE BETWEEN THE MASTERS OF NO-SHOWING! WHICH BATTLER WILL NO-SHOW BETTER!? Will it be Tech Skillz with the check-in and not drop? Or will Faime S pull that? Will there be no check-in’s at all making this battle an absolute classic!? Forget Hensley-Butler. Forget Fracture-Resin. This is the battle so good a cliché has been adjusted for it…there’s no place to show!

27. Mushmouf. (0-0) vs 28. i love lamp.? (0-0) vs 29. Lampejo (9-6)

I have no clue who Mushmouf is. I have no clue who I love lamp is lmao, what a name. So Lampejo will win.

3 Battles To Watch

1. Roger Glocks vs DaTrusHurtz
2. Te Ora vs Erel Avent
3. Comedian vs Ace Heratoga

Top 10 Power Rankings

10. Flagrant – Dropped a cool verse last week, ¾’s of the voters disagreed though so I dunno how he’ll do in the league.

9. Sonny Dimebags – Shoulda won last week, but he didn’t. Will win his battle this week though.

8. Comedian – Dropped pretty good against Glocks, has a hard battle against Ace this week though.

7. Ace Heratoga – Got verse of the week this week with a tight verse. Should beat Comedian.

6. Erel Avent – Almost fucked up and lost to Stanza. Yeah, he dropped that bad. If he tries he can beat Te Ora, its whether or not he will.

5. Te Ora – Didn’t drop so good in my opinion last week, but usually drops cool. Will have to beat Erel though.

4. Nick Fletcher – Drops nice every week, his consistency is flawless. Will be in the contendership match next week.

3. John Hensley – Ranked above Te Ora and Erel because I don’t think either will win the title. Where as Hensley will. If he stays in the league he can beat anyone in it.

2. DaTrusHurtz – If he wins against Glocks he’ll become the first ever 2 time champion. Hasn’t been dropping amazing since he signed back up, will have to try his hardest to win.

1. Roger Glocks – He’s equalled Butler’s record of 6 weeks with the title. Let’s see if he can break it.

I Advise…

I advise John Hensley to make sure he stays in the league long enough to win it.

I advise Roger Glocks to try hard this week, or else DaTrus will take the title off him.

I advise Erel Avent to not embarrass himself again with an awful verse.

I advise Flagrant to show and vote.

I advise Faime S. Quotez and Tech Skillz to live up to the unbelievable amount of hype their battle has generated.

I advise Phil Benjamin to take his dope wording and apply it to fresh concepts.

I advise the whole league to live up to last week, props on that.

Outro

So yeah dope week last week, lets hope it continues. Quite a lot of nice punches as well. Good shit. Peace.


Last edited by Nick Fletcher. : 02-14-07 at 03:00 AM.
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Old 12-04-06, 01:37 PM   #2
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now put me vs untold up
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Old 12-04-06, 01:41 PM   #3
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I told you, no. Untold ain't getting a battle. He's no-showed the past 2 weeks. Find yourself another opponent and you'll get a battle.
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Old 12-04-06, 02:27 PM   #4
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set me up a battle with gum work that bitch is weak
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Old 12-04-06, 02:32 PM   #5
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word to me dropping like a thousand lines in the cypher... i got bored

i might give the cypher a miss this week though, unless i get bored again

dope mag.. word to ace, that was a dope battle last week.. and word to the two of us practically dominating the Top Punches section.. and basically most of this mag
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Old 12-04-06, 03:14 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Nick Fletcher.
dope mag.. word to ace, that was a dope battle last week.. and word to the two of us practically dominating the Top Punches section.. and basically most of this mag


/\/\ Co-sign thaaatt

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Old 12-04-06, 02:36 PM   #7
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Maaaaan, no one liked my closer .


Ah well, good stuff. Should be a good week.
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Old 12-04-06, 02:47 PM   #8
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i've dropped me verse.. so any bars I come up with now for this week will be dedicated to the cypher....
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Old 12-04-06, 02:55 PM   #9
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damn im so fucking cool and shit, let em know nick
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Old 12-04-06, 02:58 PM   #10
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Old 12-04-06, 03:14 PM   #11
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props on the mag duke.
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Old 12-04-06, 06:03 PM   #12
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Dope Mag as always.Im sayin man why he voters hate on me this week????
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Old 12-04-06, 06:31 PM   #13
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cool mag bro

but i thought if you dont vote you dont get a win or a loss?
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Old 12-04-06, 06:32 PM   #14
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Phil seems to be someone who’s just came out of nowhere from the annals of RapVerse history and dropped some good verses. Enlightend seems to have come from the annals of a 2001 Ezboard. Or the anals of a horse


^^hahahah lol ouch KEMPO


nice mag man..n im obviously gonna try this week lol
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Old 12-04-06, 06:36 PM   #15
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^lol @ that shit

& why does it say in every mag that im going to no show?
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