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Old 10-21-05, 05:10 PM   #1
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Best Text Battle - August 2004

IP: 6EB9 28C9

SPuL vs. Enhance

This was the finals for rapverse's first text tournament. SPuL and Enhance, also known as Resolve, battled it out for the rights to claim rapverse's best text battler. Both came with good verses and made for a great end to a great tournament.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SPuL
The British are comin’!!! The British are comin’!! Man, who gives a fuck?
Watch this bitch will take forever and feed off me, cuz he fuckin’ sucks
The British are comin’!!! The British are comin’!!! Man, who gives a fuck?
Watch this bitch take forever and feed off me, cuz he fuckin’ sucks

I don’t like to net beef, cuz I don’t wanna make bitches like you bawl
Yea, you can say Indians don’t eat meat, but Africans don’t eat at all
Average close to 20 posts per day, thinkin’ that makes you tough
Man, don’t come dissin’ on my style, when you already praised it enough
Everywhere I look, you’re praisin’ me. Prolly my number one fan
No one’s a fan of an ugly bitch, so you got married to yo right hand
Go back to sippin’ tea, and English muffins, you sucky MC
Your rhymes are so predictable, I kno what you got against me
I’m part Indian, I got banned, you beat me. You already said it once
He made the due date Thursday, cuz he can’t come up wit a new punch
Here, you can diss me on my new pics, and how I wrote in purple too
In my pic threads, I receive a lot of love. Can’t say the same for you
Enough of me, your audio sucks, you don’t have a video, no one believes ya
You can’t ride the beat, cuz the only thing this African used to ridin', is a zebra
Diss Kyro on his looks, yet why you rock him in yo av, dun?
You both have “99 Problems”, and yo ugly faces are one
Lives in a foreign nation, and changes his name without limitation
He changes it so much, cuz he’s really runnin’ from immigration
Don’t think all I got on you, is how your face looks so horrific
I also kno you don’t belong here, cuz you really lost to Polifik
You DQ good votes, you DQ opponents, but that don’t get you credit
Heck, since you’re scared and you’re the mod, my verse, you’ll prolly edit
You said you would go blindfold. Good, cuz your face is horrifyin’
Compared to your mug, Michael Jackson’s looks worth glorifyin’
Man, my skill level is way better than yours, it’s a huge fuckin’ cleft
Copied me, by makin’ a good-bye thread. Man, you should have fuckin’ left
And yea, you ARE fuckin’ Illegal. Cuz wit the border, you are conflicted
Members in yo OWN crew, rep my crew, man, jus look at Restricted


Quote:
Originally Posted by Enhance
I'm amazed at how he's deformed.. get surgery for christmas
cos ya nose is so fucking long.. pinnochio is out of business
You Indian Kid.. you aint good & WHO are YOU to match me,
& i would tell you to PRAY TO GOD... But which ONE would that be?
My inferior punchlines will certainly send him to hell , yo . .
& Ya verse is getting more laughts .. than the david chapell show.
You fucking pussy.. Your gay & never will be fucking pussy
When even that^ is more creative than your best you fucking rookie.
Feeding on legendary skripts like mine.. is what SpuL's loving..
& Sure SPuL has no EQUAL...! Because the Whole Rb's above him.
I guess your the champ in being ugly.. but i'm ill i wont dout
& ya nose is so croocked up... ..Captin hook is renting it out
I cant belive you think ya nice.. & you aint no fucking G , See?
Cos the only time this fag see's breasts... is whlie in KFC.
& your beat's .. Music to my ears? Nope.. they sound shit
And i'll have Spul Beat down.. Like it was shut down on soundclick.
Spul you ruined everything , fuck you.. so now i'm hammering ya shit.
& the Reason i named it FINALS.. Cos there's only 1 CHAMP-in-this-shit!
I'm overall perfection... & there's facts...i'm the hardest vet,
And i would like to end your career... but it really hasnt started yet.
Look at this kid's sig .. looking for dickride.. dude it's ova..
SpuL Dont carry no fucking Guns.. He carries ASDA's supersoakers
...Will i spend day's on this.. Nah fuck it.. it's only an hour.
& if you hear a bitch screaming... oooh ahhh. it's him taking a shower
Is this curry looking faggot.. G'd UP.. & roles with chromes too..
Spul rep's the STREET! night & day.. cos he's got no home to go to
Alone fool.. ya nothing , you know ya intelligence is dead
& the reason i posted days late.. cos reading his verse sent me to bed.
you stupid wack kid .. i'm mad & forced to contunie killing ya..
You could never be in MY SHOES!
.......................... .... my bad , they were "made from india"
If you think your above average .. i'm elite son .. so test me.
& as im speaking now.. your losing the weight.. like diest pepsi


In the end, SPuL won 5-0.

Congratulations to both of you.

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=130616

Last edited by Mimesis : 01-14-06 at 01:30 AM.
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