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Old 01-30-07, 06:38 PM   #1
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LBL Extreme Championship Belt: Wireless vs. §howcase

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§howcase, as the challenger, it is up to you the choice for gimmick on this match.

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Old 01-31-07, 04:54 PM   #2
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pick a concept damnit.
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Old 01-31-07, 10:14 PM   #3
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I don't know how this works. You just pick a concept.
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Old 01-31-07, 10:22 PM   #4
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Tom Cruise vs. Oprah

you pick the side.

dont go over 16.
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Old 01-31-07, 10:34 PM   #5
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Fine with me. I'll go with my dude, Tom Cruise.
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Old 02-01-07, 01:17 PM   #6
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ROFL! This will be fun.

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I'm married to Katie now, I know this might have been rude,
But I guess it's some shocking news…and it looks like it murdered you.
Be prepared to get beat, you can’t mess with Cruise’s flows,
People will be saying Tom-ate-O…which is exactly what they throw at your shows.
You must catch and save them for later, we know you do,
You saw what I did to Rosie...and she was the only talk show host as fat as you.
I doubt I’ll even have to try to beat this old ass lame,
So best believe I’ll take this win-free…and let you keep the name.
I had to host the peace prize with this whore, I was almost in tears,
So I’ll beat her so badly until she hears No-bell…only the ringing in her ears.
Did a quick read through her career and I found it funny,
That she didn’t host Dialing for Dollars…that’s just how she got her money.
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Old 02-01-07, 01:47 PM   #7
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o shit my b lemme key something
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Old 02-01-07, 01:56 PM   #8
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im big and im black, and this is without a doubt
i'll fuck up all your holmes, so tell ur kids to watch out
ur movies are shit, they all suck the same
you'll have all the right moves..when you walk into a fucking train
ill kick ur ass faggot, thatll be ur claim to fame
the only motherfucka that i let stomp on my couch is rick james
(HOLLA TO MY BOI RIP)
your religions gay, you think you're funnny bitch?
i've got being rich down to a science..
..& its hidden so you cant study it
IM RICH BITCH, i could fit ur money in a pouch
i got mo money than calories u burned fuckin up my couch
whos wants toms body? holy sht lmao im takin bids
cuz this shits over like your chances of ever havin normal kids
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Old 02-01-07, 02:05 PM   #9
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ill kick ur ass faggot, thatll be ur claim to fame
the only motherfucka that i let stomp on my couch is rick james
(HOLLA TO MY BOI RIP)
your religions gay, you think you're funnny bitch?
i've got being rich down to a science..
..& its hidden so you cant study it
IM RICH BITCH, i could fit ur money in a pouch
i got mo money than calories u burned fuckin up my couch

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I doubt I’ll even have to try to beat this old ass lame,
So best believe I’ll take this win-free…and let you keep the name.
I had to host the peace prize with this whore, I was almost in tears,
So I’ll beat her so badly until she hears No-bell…only the ringing in her ears.
Did a quick read through her career and I found it funny,
That she didn’t host Dialing for Dollars…that’s just how she got her money.

lol showcase had a good ending 3 bars. wireless had 3 nice ones as well
this is gonna go down to the bars i DIDNT quote


whos wants toms body? holy sht lmao im takin bids
cuz this shits over like your chances of ever havin normal kids

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You must catch and save them for later, we know you do,
You saw what I did to Rosie...and she was the only talk show host as fat as you.


is the only other quotes that really stood out so based on these two votes i think wireless edged this out with that normal kids shit cuz it still hit harder than the fat tv host line by show
but good battle funny shit
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Old 02-01-07, 03:00 PM   #10
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I got Showcase taking this battle.

The reason I voted for Showcase is because his verse seemed harder hitting with more truthful shit in his punches. It was a decent battle and both came with some nice punchlines but I just feel Showcase dissed Oprah worse than Wireless dissed Tom Cruise.

Favorite Punch from Each:

Showcase:

"I doubt I’ll even have to try to beat this old ass lame,
So best believe I’ll take this win-free…and let you keep the name."

Wireless:

"your religions gay, you think you're funnny bitch?
i've got being rich down to a science..
..& its hidden so you cant study it"

Vote - Showcase
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Old 02-14-07, 08:39 AM   #11
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Tie. Both win.

Wireless wins.
Showcase wins.
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