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01-29-06, 04:03 AM
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Ex's Joke Of The Week #2
IP: C9E3 41C0
Tits & Boobs Joke
A Girl was in her bed when she hears TITS AND BOOBS! TITS AND BOOBS! so she gets scared and runs into her parents room and asked to sleep with them. Then she asked what tits and boobs are. Her mom replys, "coats and hats dear." The next day they are having company over and her father is in the bathroom shaving. He cuts himself and yells, "SHIT!!!" The girl asked "what does that mean?" and he replys, "shaving cream dear." Her mother is downstairs cooking a turkey. She burns the turkey and yells, "FUCK!!!" The girl asks her, "what does that mean?" and she says "cutting the turkey dear." Then the guests arrive and the girl goes and answers the door and says, "Hi my parents are busy rite now. You can put your tits and boobs on the coat hanger. My dads putting shit on his face and my moms fucking the turkey." |
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01-29-06, 05:27 AM
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Power Hungry
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IP: B94A EB13
ROOOOOOOOOOOOFLMAO!
I like these type of jokes
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01-29-06, 10:55 AM
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Dope Like Whoa
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IP: AD23 BDD5
Lmfao at "my mom's fucking the turkey"
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01-29-06, 11:26 AM
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GG Haterz
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IP: 15DB AD62
That whore.....
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01-29-06, 11:40 AM
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You Cant Handle The Truth
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IP: F408 EB1A
it's okay, she'll fuck you tomorrow Rev  lmaoo @ this though
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01-29-06, 06:52 PM
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IP: 17E5 3029
haha...thats hilarious..parents own fault though..shoulda jus told her straight up what they meant
furthermore, why the fuck was she hearing "TITS AND BOOBS"...thats pretty fucked
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01-29-06, 11:37 PM
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IP: C9E3 41C0
lol.................
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01-30-06, 01:01 AM
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Bangs like bikini attol
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IP: 819D 3297
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01-30-06, 03:15 AM
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IP: 5467 E2B2
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lol yeah i forgot about that, wtf?
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