LMAOOOO *dies*

lmao

chef josh getting his culinary on in class

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lol yea man, that's just one of the minor stories... cuz if I started saying some of the real crazy shit I did in class chances are kids on here would call me a liar so forget it...

I got kicked out of 2 highschools before I finally graduated haha

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my nig be packin knifes and bread to school


whoa!

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Lol fo real, I got suspended for a day cuz I brought a plant to class... like a regular ass plant from my house and I put it on my desk and my teacher asked what it was for, and I said something like "It's decoration, It gives off a nice ambience and better atmosphere for learning" and she was like "Josh, we all know you don't choose to learn anything in class anyways, you're just being a wise ass"

lmfao, she was right

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LOOOL wtf? you're different for real lool

bro thats nothing.. one time in english class we had this mad young female teacher, i had like ALL my homeboys and homegirls in the class and no one used to take the teacher serious and we'd talk ALL the time, she used to have to call the principal to come to class with her so she could control us lmao

one time she was writing shit on the board, so i opened the window and jumped out mad sneaky, then james bond style ran around the side of the school and got into the side door and avoided the hall monitor like a ninja, and then i came back to my class and knocked on the door

she started trippin cuz just a minute ago i was sitting in the back, she had no idea how i got there, i told her she let me go to the bathroom and all my friends were aggreeing with me and we managed to convince her that she had must have forgotten cuz she's going crazy and getting too stressed with class it's affecting her mind

she quit at the end of the year... lmfao

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tha fuck man, a plant?

what would have owned is if you would have pulled a Kolby and just threw some Avaitors on and brought a dog and played blind for the day

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^^ wow yo... that woulda been genius lmfao

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its what i am, what can i say

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Pshh fuck y'all badasses. I was the kid who had more stars than all the other kids up on the wall. holla

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you teachers pet

now I remember why I almost got expelled from middle school


shiiiiiiiit lol, thanks for the mind spark josh

I left lunch 15 minutes before it ended and went to the bathroom right outside of it, where all the kids walk by (next to the main office) and I smoked a joint, the bathroom was smoky as fuck and right after that I went to PE

anyway rumors were spreading "SOMEONE WAS SMOKING WEED IN THE BATHROOM" and the teachers were panicking and I was trippin' in PE and I never did any workouts or anything in that class so when I was sitting all alone in the corner (really high), I decided that I was at home (really high), so I lit up a cigarette.

suspended

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huh?u decided u were at home?

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"the loudest one in the room is the weakest"- frank lucas..

in 8th grade i picked on 7th graders one day i got in a fight with one at lunch and messed him up pretty bad,then i got in house suspension for like a week,thats all i did in middle shcool, mainly just picked on 7th graders..

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"the loudest one in the room is the weakest"- frank lucas..