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Old 10-24-05, 12:57 PM   #1
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"10 TRUTHS" JOKES

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10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

**10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roomate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

**10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

**10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roomate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

**10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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Old 10-24-05, 01:09 PM   #2
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funny shit...REALLY funny shit...even though I've seen it before I still got a kick lol

and EDIT your message, it's posted twice dumb dinger
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Old 10-24-05, 01:29 PM   #3
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10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. for real mayn

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. word to that
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

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Old 10-24-05, 01:30 PM   #4
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Word @ this, Soc posted it a while back. Still pretty funny though.
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Old 10-24-05, 07:35 PM   #5
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lol....good shit....i've just noticed there is like 4 threads tellinh jokes if not more
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Old 10-24-05, 10:34 PM   #7
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lol at this. damn this shit is funny. Yeah i think i've heard this before somewhere aswell. not sure though. but that Jesus is not name for your son one cracked me up because it's so true. and so did the Red and kool aid one.

nice shit famz
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Old 10-25-05, 12:46 AM   #8
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10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead. NO SHIT
2. Jesus was not white. *NON-BELIEVER IN JESUS OF ANY RACE*
3. Rap music is here to stay. AGREED
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. TRUE
5. Skinny does not equal sexy. COULDN'T AGREE MORE
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. DON'T REALLY CARE
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. HAHA WERD
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. FUCK BOTH OF THEM
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. I AGREE
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. YUP

i'm white....none of them were wrong to me...i agreed with most..the ones i didnt agree with, i didnt care about
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Old 10-25-05, 01:02 AM   #9
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**10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive. THEY LOOK FUCKED
2. Chicken is food, not a roomate. WERD, THEY NEVA GOT THA CASH WEN THA RENTS DUE
3. Jesus is not a name for your son. I WOULDNT NAME MY SON JESUS, THATD B WEIRD
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. WELL MAYBE IF I COULD GIT MY LICENSE ID DO THAT
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. YES...
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. LOL
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many. WUT IF ITS A VAN?
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement. BOOOO, I DO THAT, IT=DOPE
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
your family. IVE NEVA CALLED ANYBODY THAT B4
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. LOL, MY MOMS WOULDA NEVA LET ME DO THAT

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Old 10-25-05, 06:17 PM   #10
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1. Elvis is dead. I know
2. Jesus was not white. Not religious, dont care
3. Rap music is here to stay. Hell yea
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. Well........ lol, of course i kno that
5. Skinny does not equal sexy. true
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. thomas jefferson?
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. good for it
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. fuck n'sync
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. yea
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. yea

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Old 10-25-05, 06:35 PM   #11
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6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.


DAMN NEAR choked on my "Red" Kool-Aid
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Old 10-25-05, 06:37 PM   #12
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man, go peep the other ones..........like the liquor one
their being slept on
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Old 10-25-05, 06:39 PM   #13
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yea, my uncle got a crown royal bag hangin from his rearview mirror as we speak.
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Old 10-25-05, 06:41 PM   #14
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7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
.... lmao!!!!and that thing about mexicans buttoning only the top button... wow... so true...
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Old 10-25-05, 06:50 PM   #15
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okay, for you people who quoted them and were all like "I'm white, and I know all of that"... it was a joke, hence the title "10 Truths JOKES"

stop taking everything so seriously


and High-Dro, what do you mean you don't believe in Jesus of any race, lol Jesus was a man, he existed. thats like saying you don't believe in George Bush... you may not believe in God or that Jesus was the SON of God, but he existed.
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