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12-12-05, 03:54 PM | #1 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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Dr. Bob
IP: 9960 3922
Just some really quick shit I did yesterday when I was bored, nothing serious, was just having some fun, check it out...
Dr. Bob Well hello to you too How do you do? My name is Dr. Bob So you want to know what I do? Please, allow me to describe my job… You see, I’m a doctor of psychiatry I also have a degree in pharmacology And a PHD in psychology Quite successful credentials if I may say so myself And these credentials got me a job in an institute for mentals Hell, I know it’s not the best place but it sure pays well It’s simple; I give out pills to patients And keep track of their health But let me tell you, some are a bit crazy This man Mr. Morgan often thinks he’s someone else He’s a schizo with a split personality Hopefully medication brings that to an end He once thought himself to be a baby And often talks to his imaginary friends And Mr. Jackson, well he’s quite the cuckoo He’s never acted but thinks he used to And commonly makes the mistake Of mistaking a table for a stage He gets up usually with an ear of corn Then thanks the lord And thanks the entire institute for the Oscar award It’s hysterically absurd And Mr. Smith is usually shy Until he randomly waves his arms like a bird in the sky Frantically hopping around trying to fly And Mr. Jefferson, he’s an old war vet But the sad thing is He doesn’t know he’s out of the war yet We casually find him behind the TV with a pot on his head Ducking for cover from the shrapnel And the nurses assume they’ll aid by playing along He gives them a broom and tells them it’s a rifle Then throws a tomato grenade at the Vietcong So you may think it’s an odd job But my life is actually quite stable And hey At least it brings food to the table every day Then again, it also gives me a mansion on Lexington Street House 510 And keys to a couple cars in the drive way A Mercedes Benz and Porsche 911 Now I bet you wish you were me Because I can afford to buy my wife Helen overpriced jewelry And my angel deserves it, I’m so glad I got her Every Friday night I take her out for expensive dinner So she can try on that red dress I recently bought her Helen’s amazing; she’s one to keep And when we arrive home from dinner, and the kids are asleep She’ll model the expensive black lingerie And the professional gardener I hired keeps the lawn great And my kids, Vanessa, Sam, and Peter, I spoil them I just bought Peter a brand new home theatre system And I have more then enough money to pay their college tuition Peter’s the oldest of the bunch, he’s 18 Pretty soon he’ll be going away He got just got a baseball scholarship to UCLA He’ll stay in dorm room 307 And 10-year-old Sam wants to be like his brother when he’s older He’s also great; I came to see each of his home games He plays at the field on Flask Street I watched little Sammy hit his first home run last week And my daughter Vanessa, she’s my little princess For her 14th birthday I bought her a pink dress August 23rd, this time I didn’t forget I did exactly what she told me And showed up to her party with a white pony And even though her 78 friends dirtied the house I didn’t stress Because I just got my maid to clean the mess Then got my bartender to make some dry martinis And had them brought to me by the butler And ordered the chef to make the birthday dinner We had Lobster that night, and for heavens sake We had one big whopper of a cake Yes, life is good when you’re Dr. Bob But to tell you the truth man It’s a rather tiring job But someone has to do it I think I just I ought to take a vacation Probably somewhere down south too… “Knock, knock.” “Mr. Morgan, it’s time to take your medication.” Oh, why hello Dr. Bob, we were just talking about you
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12-12-05, 03:58 PM | #2 | ||||
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IP: AC2A 692A
Fuckin genius, i was feeling this whole peice, good shit mate..
We had Lobster that night, and for heavens sake We had one big whopper of a cake I feel that, goes to eat.
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12-12-05, 04:06 PM | #3 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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IP: 9960 3922
Ya, was coo concept, I just tried my best to word it quick at 4am yesterday
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12-15-05, 01:16 AM | #4 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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IP: 5F2C AA8F
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12-15-05, 07:23 PM | #5 | |||||
All these Dead Presidents
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IP: B3D0 327D
ok, even though i was quite lost about the topic this was a nice piece. You had a very wide, colorful vocabulary and decent imagery. Emotion obviously wasnt very key to this piece but, it was a fun read anyway. Your structure was all over the place, it was readable however. Just try not to get mad stretched lines... its just less fun to read when its all over the place.
overall nice drop. 6/10 -thanks
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12-16-05, 03:49 AM | #6 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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IP: 5F2C AA8F
thanks, i'll rtf tomorow, ya this shit was just done real quick for fun, nothing special, just wanted to get a laugh and wtv
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01-24-06, 12:14 AM | #7 | |||||
Blow Me
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IP: 28A8 B6DC
omfg great concept.. shit was dope man.. good job keep it up
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