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Old 12-12-05, 03:54 PM   #1
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Just some really quick shit I did yesterday when I was bored, nothing serious, was just having some fun, check it out...

Dr. Bob
Well hello to you too
How do you do?
My name is Dr. Bob
So you want to know what I do?
Please, allow me to describe my job…
You see, I’m a doctor of psychiatry
I also have a degree in pharmacology
And a PHD in psychology
Quite successful credentials if I may say so myself
And these credentials got me a job in an institute for mentals
Hell, I know it’s not the best place but it sure pays well
It’s simple; I give out pills to patients
And keep track of their health
But let me tell you, some are a bit crazy
This man Mr. Morgan often thinks he’s someone else
He’s a schizo with a split personality
Hopefully medication brings that to an end
He once thought himself to be a baby
And often talks to his imaginary friends
And Mr. Jackson, well he’s quite the cuckoo
He’s never acted but thinks he used to
And commonly makes the mistake
Of mistaking a table for a stage
He gets up usually with an ear of corn
Then thanks the lord
And thanks the entire institute for the Oscar award
It’s hysterically absurd
And Mr. Smith is usually shy
Until he randomly waves his arms like a bird in the sky
Frantically hopping around trying to fly
And Mr. Jefferson, he’s an old war vet
But the sad thing is
He doesn’t know he’s out of the war yet
We casually find him behind the TV with a pot on his head
Ducking for cover from the shrapnel
And the nurses assume they’ll aid by playing along
He gives them a broom and tells them it’s a rifle
Then throws a tomato grenade at the Vietcong
So you may think it’s an odd job
But my life is actually quite stable
And hey
At least it brings food to the table every day
Then again, it also gives me a mansion on Lexington Street
House 510
And keys to a couple cars in the drive way
A Mercedes Benz and Porsche 911
Now I bet you wish you were me
Because I can afford to buy my wife Helen overpriced jewelry
And my angel deserves it, I’m so glad I got her
Every Friday night I take her out for expensive dinner
So she can try on that red dress I recently bought her
Helen’s amazing; she’s one to keep
And when we arrive home from dinner, and the kids are asleep
She’ll model the expensive black lingerie
And the professional gardener I hired keeps the lawn great
And my kids, Vanessa, Sam, and Peter, I spoil them
I just bought Peter a brand new home theatre system
And I have more then enough money to pay their college tuition
Peter’s the oldest of the bunch, he’s 18
Pretty soon he’ll be going away
He got just got a baseball scholarship to UCLA
He’ll stay in dorm room 307
And 10-year-old Sam wants to be like his brother when he’s older
He’s also great; I came to see each of his home games
He plays at the field on Flask Street
I watched little Sammy hit his first home run last week
And my daughter Vanessa, she’s my little princess
For her 14th birthday I bought her a pink dress
August 23rd, this time I didn’t forget
I did exactly what she told me
And showed up to her party with a white pony
And even though her 78 friends dirtied the house
I didn’t stress
Because I just got my maid to clean the mess
Then got my bartender to make some dry martinis
And had them brought to me by the butler
And ordered the chef to make the birthday dinner
We had Lobster that night, and for heavens sake
We had one big whopper of a cake
Yes, life is good when you’re Dr. Bob
But to tell you the truth man
It’s a rather tiring job
But someone has to do it
I think I just I ought to take a vacation
Probably somewhere down south too…
“Knock, knock.”
“Mr. Morgan, it’s time to take your medication.”
Oh, why hello Dr. Bob, we were just talking about you
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Old 12-12-05, 03:58 PM   #2
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Fuckin genius, i was feeling this whole peice, good shit mate..

We had Lobster that night, and for heavens sake
We had one big whopper of a cake

I feel that, goes to eat.
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Old 12-12-05, 04:06 PM   #3
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Ya, was coo concept, I just tried my best to word it quick at 4am yesterday
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Old 12-15-05, 01:16 AM   #4
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Old 12-15-05, 07:23 PM   #5
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ok, even though i was quite lost about the topic this was a nice piece. You had a very wide, colorful vocabulary and decent imagery. Emotion obviously wasnt very key to this piece but, it was a fun read anyway. Your structure was all over the place, it was readable however. Just try not to get mad stretched lines... its just less fun to read when its all over the place.

overall nice drop. 6/10

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Old 12-16-05, 03:49 AM   #6
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thanks, i'll rtf tomorow, ya this shit was just done real quick for fun, nothing special, just wanted to get a laugh and wtv
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Old 01-24-06, 12:14 AM   #7
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omfg great concept.. shit was dope man.. good job keep it up
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