Rules:

Battles open Friday Night At 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Check-Ins Due By Sunday At 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Verse's Due By Tuesday At 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Voting Ends Thursday At 11:00 PM Eastern Time

12 Lines
No Biting
No Feeding
No Recycling
The Person With The Most Votes By The Deadline Wins

If You Break Any Of These Rules Including The Line Limit You Will Be Eliminated From The Tourney!

Good Luck!

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RV's Only 3 Time Topical Tourney Champion

fuck

they did this on purpose

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Sorry dizzle..

no, why did u check in

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All I can say is...

...We've had it with this has been, Dizz has just gone bitch
So he'll come in 3rd to recognition after I beat him beyond it
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Bragged about his swole ass coach, but I'd never doubt this gay
I once saw him bench a metric ton... takin Dizzle outta the game
Way outta line, so watch me check this kid
Uppercut his chin, and proceed to jab the other six
Kids a bitch, I mean it, but I aint knocking ya hustle
Just keepin ya head up, takes huge amounts of muscle
I dont blame them, and I've heard prostitutes constantly say
That ya happy trail rivals major interstates
So dont mean mug... and if I glance at ya when you see me hug
Its because you really do have bigger tits than my girl does

*inserts random picture off internet & pretend's its chrit*



hes coming with originality, kids creative... hes the shit
cuz if we only used those punches months ago.. o wait, we did
nice try numb nuts, with a picture u didn't have to expose
now check the bottom line to find out what we already know
the kid is never correct, but ill be easy, hes on a long journey
then he tried to right his wrongs.. & got left out the tourney
dont worry though girl, its ok that you lost in round two
i tried to give the bitch a hug, but my arms wouldn't fit around u
chrits the perfect type... yea the perfect type to make us all bored
and to make matters worse, my self diss was better than all of yours
Chrit lost this battle, and was dumb enough to read the 11th line

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Kids a bitch, I mean it, but I aint knocking ya hustle
Just keepin ya head up, takes huge amounts of muscle
I dont blame them, and I've heard prostitutes constantly say
That ya happy trail rivals major interstates
So dont mean mug... and if I glance at ya when you see me hug
Its because you really do have bigger tits than my girl does

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the kid is never correct, but ill be easy, hes on a long journey
then he tried to right his wrongs.. & got left out the tourney
dont worry though girl, its ok that you lost in round two
i tried to give the bitch a hug, but my arms wouldn't fit around u


vote: Chrit

Chrit
...We've had it with this has been, Dizz has just gone bitch
So he'll come in 3rd to recognition after I beat him beyond it
^decent...
Bragged about his swole ass coach, but I'd never doubt this gay
I once saw him bench a metric ton... takin Dizzle outta the game
^^lmao funny as hell
Way outta line, so watch me check this kid
Uppercut his chin, and proceed to jab the other six
^^^played, seen this before....kid/six don't rhyme
Kids a bitch, I mean it, but I aint knocking ya hustle
Just keepin ya head up, takes huge amounts of muscle
^^ROFLLMMFAO.. ha ha ha hee hee
I dont blame them, and I've heard prostitutes constantly say
That ya happy trail rivals major interstates
str8.... creative
So dont mean mug... and if I glance at ya when you see me hug
Its because you really do have bigger tits than my girl does
aight closer...

SDizzle
hes coming with originality, kids creative... hes the shit
cuz if we only used those punches months ago.. o wait, we did
^nice opener lmao....
nice try numb nuts, with a picture u didn't have to expose
now check the bottom line to find out what we already know
blah......... except the bottom line part was str8
the kid is never correct, but ill be easy, hes on a long journey
then he tried to right his wrongs.. & got left out the tourney
nice metas...... ................rofl@^^^^^^^^^^^^^nice
dont worry though girl, its ok that you lost in round two
i tried to give the bitch a hug, but my arms wouldn't fit around u
blah.... played last line
chrits the perfect type... yea the perfect type to make us all bored
and to make matters worse, my self diss was better than all of yours
str8 closer
Chrit lost this battle, and was dumb enough to read the 11th line

Both drops were decent, it was not a complete merkage in this battle.... both had sum played lines in their verses... punches and personals leaned more on Chrit's side than SDizzle.. as was his verse was just a lil' more creative than SDizzle's... except the closer which SDizzle had a better one..
but the lines that won it for Chrit were:
Bragged about his swole ass coach, but I'd never doubt this gay
I once saw him bench a metric ton... takin Dizzle outta the game
AND
Kids a bitch, I mean it, but I aint knocking ya hustle
Just keepin ya head up, takes huge amounts of muscle
....... so my vote's chrit.. if u came a lil' harder SDizzle you just might have took him.. and u shoulda did another bar.. to both..

vote/ RDotGod aka Chrit

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Way outta line, so watch me check this kid
Uppercut his chin, and proceed to jab the other six
I dont blame them, and I've heard prostitutes constantly say
That ya happy trail rivals major interstates
So dont mean mug... and if I glance at ya when you see me hug
Its because you really do have bigger tits than my girl does

Vs.

the kid is never correct, but ill be easy, hes on a long journey
then he tried to right his wrongs.. & got left out the tourney
dont worry though girl, its ok that you lost in round two
i tried to give the bitch a hug, but my arms wouldn't fit around u

Vote - RdotGod

so wut am i losing then ... 3-0

boo @ putting me against someone who would own me a million times on every site

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