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Old 12-01-05, 08:48 PM   #1
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Best Text Battle - November 2005

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Mimesis and 9th Degree vs. Daubs and E.C

This battle was the finals in the Tag Team Tournament, and it was expected to be great. 9th Degree and Mimesis had just come off of a huge victory in a battle that won this award last month, whereas E.C and Daubs upset a team that was picked to go to the finals in the beginning. Daubs and E.C were still seen as the underdogs, but they had been for most of the tournament, and still felt they had something to prove. Everybody went all out and this turned into one of the better text battles to hit this site.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimesis
Take a look at past rounds.. my help in your lines was something to see
Fucking fags, YOU GUYS WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE IF IT WASN'T FOR ME
Pathetic.. and my history with Legends, first you was ranked in the pits
Then you ask me to join.. and one week later.. I fucking anchor the shit
You guys are terrible.. seriously, I won't hesitate to send you down, son
I won't tell a LI..
..he already knows without him you would've lost in Round 1
His vote and match ups.. all you've wrote is sad, fuck.. man, I'm serious
I'll just drop the rest of my verse.. while you faggots just drop.....period
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E.C's picture -
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=182296

Dude, you're ugly as shit, skinny, garbage and weak.. man, E.C is all that
And the first fag I've seen who's chins dropped more then his balls have
Fall back.. idiolizing famous rappers.. it's sad.. and your verses touch dull
Smalls died.. so why do you fucking sport his reputation in your muscles
You're skinny as hell.. and your face is a disaster, kid, you will lose this
I would fuck your face up.. but the bruises would be an improvement
I'm ruthless.. and most people get stage fright.. but what's worse now
Your throats so damn narrow.. you've been choking since the first round
Now it's over.. you're dirty, and man, only a fag would power these gays
But the votes won't be a white wash..
..cause it looks like you haven't showered in days
I'll keep it personal.. I helped you win last round, cause dude your worse
Man, you can't even drop hotshh! until AFTER I fucking review your verse
You're losing first.. lines are trash.. there's no way you're stopping this
At least your sig'll stay short.. just by saving room for accomplishments
You haven't done shit.. in text or audio, now it's time that I switch pace
I'll bury your Fight Torque.. like what audio heads did to your mixtape
Nobody wants to collab with you.. and as soon as I rap, your dead, see
I would say I hold more weight..
..but we already know Daubs dick ain't that heavy
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Daubs picture -
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=193252

Jesus, your fucking fat as hell.. nobody wants to fit that style today
I mean, my name, age, sex and city can fit on the profile of your face
Take a seat, queer.. acting like you barely try , man, your done dude
How can you even half ass.. when your face has the shape of one too
But you're still UGLY AS FUCK.. and I know everything I cook'll harm it
When your fucking cell phone is really a step UP in the looks department
We don't want to see your mug.. dude, your takeing a beatin to hell
I was gonna post a gay diss.. but your curtains speak for themselves
Gay shit.. and calling me weak, trash.. havent been tight in a while
..All coming from the same fucking faggot who's tried biting my style
I didn't forget that.. and our last battle, keyed verses, this dudes sour
I posted a verse in 10 minutes.. yours came up after over two hours
What the fuck?.. you must be slow as shit.. I'm just keeping you worse
I said I wanted to see you post, bs.. not see a preview of your verse
You should have no showed.. nobody likes you, now I'm ownin ya queer
Man, I've got more props in one month then you've got in over a year
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This is the end of the match.. you fags is endin in last.. ha, oh wow
I have zero tolerance.. while you fuckers tally it up as your vote count
Ain't findin me.. can't beat me and 9th Degree, you whores is rocked kid
I'm only taking something from England to beat you with a foreign object
Just to top off the victory... but for real faggots... this is nothing why
Now I've beat U2 so bad the band'll start a concert on the fucking site
Send me a mixtape.. while you two can cry, still haven't bust sick, kid
On the way out I'll give you a five.. dollar bill so you can buy a bus ticket


Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree
We're reaching the end, the death of Daubs and E.C will begin
I'll leave you on the floor to prove you're far from ceiling the win
And stop your shitty linguistics, even when you're in the zone, man
Your Eng. Lands so weak, you disgrace your entire homeland
Oh damn, you're both equally wack, you're not contestin'
Only dropped hot once...
...which was luck, 'cuz you ain't drop hot against him
Bring the henchmen, 'cuz a double-team won't stop the savage
All you get is L L, and some lame crew that got established
It's madness, how do you expect to mess vets up
When, according to your verses, your roster's best head sucks
Looks like pressure to me, and since I know you try to fake rhymes
You're 'bout to buckle, and not how you hold each other 'round the waistline
It's break time, so I'll pause for a...you, I'm back now
How the fuck are you still here!? I just paused to take the trash out
^ What? Damn I must be rusty, still many love it
So what my bars are out of wack...
...yours have plenty of it
You're nothin', 3-line punches? Those ain't bashin' Degree
'Cuz you're dissin' with a style you both adapted from me
I think I got it from Feeble, but still I made it flippable
When feeble just describes your attempts to drop something original
Pitiful, and all you ever hear from ladies is "stop"
So Daubs'll mountE quicker than a Canadian cop
It ain't a secret, we all know you like swallowing dudes
Your preference will always b-boys...
...even the sites you follow me to!
An effortless 25, I've been loved since my days as a focused newb
When it took ^that many wins for anyone to notice you
You know it's true, and know the rules, my team's abiding them
We're not feeding, so Daubs try your best to not bite again
And E.C, quit stallin', you're so shook, it better stop
I bet nobody seizure verse until AFTER Mimesis drops
Let's speak on England's music scene, lately it's in hot demand
But Elton reigns supreme, you can't even begin to Rocket, Man

*Hears E.C's audio*

WHOA! Yo RV, this kid's the one you gotta peep
His shit will definately get the heads noddin'...off to sleep
Eww @ your voice, sounds like some alien's health ails
Don't re-cord again...
...unless your first hanging attempt fails
E's not a god, but can walk on water, stand without a vest
'Cuz the English Channel's controlled by his remote chances of success
If this hacksaw me in the street, I'd lumberjack him with no waitin'
And hit him with enough axis to change the globe's rotation
No hatin', but your partner's watered down, I'll douse him with care
So watch Dandriff't away, then he'll finally be out of my hair
I told you two wasn't enough, so get back-up from your loser gang
You're takin' a bloody beating, and I'm not trying to use your slang
Who's to blame, we came prepared to do more than play fight
You tried to Bond, now I'm knocking out your Living Daylights
Either you guys are overrated, or writer's block posed an interference
'Cuz your skill's so Lost, FOX offered you a cameo appearance
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I spit untouchable shit, verse troublin', you're not stoppin' my plan
I only touchable shit verse coverin' your drops with my hand


Quote:
Originally Posted by Daubs
Pic links:
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/8/mimesis.jpg
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/8/9thdegree.jpg

couldnt impreza gal,your dick mustang floppy, catch this sonning
you battle dope heads on other sites?that dont chauffeur nothing

You would be considered hard, but need 9th behind you too shout
so how can you run a league, when you struggle runnin ya mouth
Close battle maybe, but Daubs gonna take this shit fuckin E.C
and how are you gonna take control...when you cant afford a TV
Your hated and unloved, sorry mate but those are the facts
i mean, you take us?, even mime sis has gotten detatched
heading forward,yup,for the terminaly ill ward im sorry to say
take the loss?, you cancer...you get killed either way
This whole things a gamble to you, well kinda like your life is
Cause while you two are hittin jackpots...
...im hitting up your wifeys
I dont know the worse smell, when i farted or your armpits
N' il make you versatile...
...so you really can buy shit in the market
you got a big mouth mim...just look at your pics,theres nothin bigger
cause your jaw grew well...
...but the rest of your face didnt
Ghost write feed and bite, you need to find elevation and hit it up
I mean your so fuckin corupt...you even make Bush look legitimate
Point the mag to your head and have it smokin like ciggaretes
so targets in your lungs, and you die a terrible death
you auto just hand us the win, or spit fire...either way
So you can stop drop and roll...
...when i send you the motorway
Pull the chicks like a poser, 9th you must be a lier too
cos you look away from the cam...
...mind you id hide my face too if i looked like you
Change ya race paul...you could be succesfull and he'd be gone
cos i struggle to see whats longer....your legs or you ego
Look 9th, ec said that your decent so he sent me to see
cause i senior shit, but it all seemed to elementary to me
Remain nameless, your gettin outa the shit..your falling so far
And id call you dennis...
...but these mennace to pussy to cause any harm
You two are defo gonna win, well that what he says
Fuck you, il turn the tables...like active DJ's
9th and mim the stars of the battle, but there so shit
Cause wile im showing off my skills, you just showbiz
The new kids are here, fall back or not..either way you lose
cause your generations over, and no need to look in "new crews"
Il even camoflage my punch, im unaffected while you live in fear
Getting to the TT finals < show's the highlight of your career
Mim want's my help it seems, now your joining my crew
so il take you under my wing...and fly off without you
Got the touney in the bag, il rip it open...i follow fate
Cause il make your hopesfall...
...and i dont mean your e-mate
your life in a sentance: "boring online and dense"
You never off the net, social die as a consequence
You clever and clued up, man your main soldier
But my lines run over your head...
...followed by my range rover
Used to be weak and overrated, yeah, but never changed
So when i cut mim from the fam...
...im talking razor blades

Never seen your best but heard your the type to pack em in hearses
So asked for a rough idea...
...and you went and posted your verses


Quote:
Originally Posted by E.C
9th's pic: http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/8/9thdegree.jpg
mims pic:http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=156511

check these two hoes out, it seem's there might be a slight glitch,
and fuck being a tag team... coz mimesIS 9th's BITCH!,
look at 9th goin all crazy, add 81 so he can go in a box hunched,
and you could be at the right angle... n' still not drop a hot punch!
ya intelligence is where?, i guess he don't mean to be sloppy
so why does mim get props?.... off a fucking league he copied,
why lie man? i mean i think it's time i got this liar fucked,
n fuck ya brother... coz 9th is the real mc firetruck!,
you must be dope mim, i guess theres just no hope for crews,
n u won vet of the month 3 times!!.. after you told us to vote for you,
i thought 9th was big in this game.. well not until i saw his pic,
coz then i realised, that i'm just battling another scrawny bitch,
u need to catch up with the times dude, i can see why u hate me,
coz degrees far out... considerin those clothes, were hot....
... in the 80's,
your looking cool mim, with ya grey jacket, n ya funny looking pose,
n theres a downside, like how ya skills will never be as straight as ya nose,
ya both wack...look at you, ill have some fun sonning these dweebs,
n u pop shit? well... the only thing mim's able to run is his league,
player player! don't get me started kid, time to get an eyeful and cry,
n he a pimp? lol mimesis gets used more than his recycled lines,
get sonned quick, both picks are wack, u start slackin on the punch,
u say fuck the prizes.. i wanna win to get the battle of the month,
what kinda shit is that? really, for fuck sake you just seem so tough,
but what i really want to know... is why ya e-rep means so much,
diss the new kids all u want 9th, they no show, it depends on ya help,
talk about no showing in ya league... didnt you do that shit yaself?
im sick of these bitches, chill wit ya ego coz ya skills dont match up,
see imma butcher on the internet... now i'll easily leave you hacked up,
you drop so hard? funny that coz mim n 9th'll be taking the biters crunch,
n u burn calories when u rap? coz all i see u drop is the lighter punch,
fucka tag team.. it's personal yo, i know people'll be blaming dom,
who will reign? E.C n daubs... its mim n 9th it'll be raining on,
i'd add up your skills to mine, but i wouldn't be able to divide it,
n i'd comment on ya audio, but it's that bad...
... i can't find a word that describe it,
im in it to win it see, my punches will make ya ego's plummit,
while were causing upsets... mim n 9th are cauins upset stomaches,
you two really do make me sick, mim blew up the last mic he had,
so two heads would be better than one?.. but now it's just twice as bad,
ill expose you to.. beat you up n let everyone see these whores,
i dont care if i drop some wack shit, it's fresh...
...but your punches have been seen before,
u can't fuck with u.k, it's a better country, ill have your mound raided,
and i'd say america is kool to... but mimesis n 9th downgrade it,
i'm similar to 9th's father, see, his verse just left me torn,
coz i read his verses n think what the fuck?!...
...like his dad the day 9th was born,
mim's parent's don't follow the law they break em, and thump him,
coz that aint a picture of his house...
...thats where his parents tried to dump him!,
watch his hopesfall down... i need more lines... so sue me,
i know your popular, but shit...
...text heads arn't supposed to have groupies,
ya styles too generic... mimesis has been seized and he's fucked,
ya not dope.. coz ya text is about as clean as ya cut,


In the end, Mimesis and 9th Degree came out on top and claimed the title as the best team on the site.

Congratulations to all four of you.

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=213206

Last edited by Mimesis : 01-14-06 at 01:17 AM.
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