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Old 09-24-06, 09:34 AM   #1
KempoMRK
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LBL Magazine (24th September 2006)

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Intro

Dope week. Only 2 no-shows and the voting was a lot better. Mad props to everyone, cept the 2 no-showing people lol. Things are definitely looking up and the league will be popping off in the next couple of weeks.

LBL September Event: The Re-Rise

Named because this is the event where things are gonna kick off again. I’ve got some plans in the works that’ll have this league becoming the biggest league EVER, and believe me when I say that. Here’s the card for it:

LBL Championship Match: 1. DaTrusHurtz (9-0) vs 2. Erel Avent (11-3)
LBL Contendership Match: 3. N.Tavarez (3-0) vs 4. Untold (8-4)
Celebrity Picture Battle - Roger Glocks (Jim Carrey) vs Trey Methodz (Adam Sandler)
Concept Flipping Battle - John Hensley vs Phryme
Girlfriend Picture Battle - Artistik vs Euthanize
Multi Battle - Mr Multie vs N.Tavarez
NFL Battle - L.I. (Philadelphia Eagles) vs SPuL (Jacksonville Jaguars)

New Champ!

DaTrusHurtz beat Brock Sampson 7-0 in a tight championship battle to become the 7th ever LBL champion. Props to both for a nice battle, and well done to DaTrusHurtz for winning the title.

The LBL Cypher

Ahhh, holy fucking dope cypher. This was prob the best cypher the LBL has had, or it at least ranks up there. Everyone was fucking ripping it. It was quite close until one dude came in and ripped everyone, literally, he ripped everyone who had posted before him. And that dude was Artistik. He absolutely killed it and won this cypher with some dope bars, so props to him, check his best:

you get's no love, n when art blast's you'll catch some slugs
my dick, my nut's n my fame..
.. well your on all of thee above
i mean come on yall, who's idea was to make this kid mod of the damn forum
when he sig's the LBL.. but basically hasn't really done shit forum
my wordplay is crazy.. with that said this bitch done
cuz every man has to PP.. n u just hope that u'll see one
won't really waste my time with you, cuz everything i say is tru n..
what more is there to say bout ya closer then what u need to stop doing
i know your indie nile kid, but the thruth's your wack n it fit's..
for you to be LBL's anchor.. 's the reason they sinking n shit
the kid Famous is the worst, so chill n get took for all that ya worth
i'd say invest in stocks..
but we can't even Quota punch from ya verse

Roger Glocks was a close second with some fresh bars:

my bullets burn ur body n shit will never hurt me
i round you off so much, its like trying to divide 13
you'll lay ina grave early, I never show mercy to start
ya you dropped glocks....after my bullets hit ur heart
no one is getting there hopes and dreams anymore fam
cuz people stop getting wishes when they heard they had to rub a lamp
you dont know the streets at all, so please drop that poly talk
i told this nicca he's sucker free and he was fiening for lollipops

Trey Methodz was third and I thought he was gonna win it for quite a while, that bat man punch was dope:

wheres the fight, im lookin around...not a dude in sight
so i'll break out the lamp......an use his blood for light
i'll murda, this punk so he'll meet the grave
beatin bruce wit the bat man till his face is incave'd
I'll send shots to ya body...the ruger's size of a boot
the hole in ya chest'll be big enough for the whole site to hula hoop

A couple of tight bars from Untold:

i'll hold a gun to these kids, and slam ya faces
s'when i scatter BB's.. its his body parts in random places
dude ur losing, ur a soft bitch whose punches could never move me
'n if bruce almighty.. then it's obvious why i never watched the movie

Wordz Ahgod dropped this fresh bar:

you talk shit rush...but we can see right through the trash
So take the League out your sig, before we all look ass

Rush Lingo had this funny ass bar:

dudes sickenin me, so they get hurt when i'm bustin
even wordzahgod got me wantin to convert to a muslim

Sonny Dimebags came with this tight imagery punch:

Yoo up all night , Sonny grindin and stayin real high
but Lam tired, my punches gave him sum shut eye

And lastly JTR dropped this nice bar:

S'like heavymetal and iron maiden how ya work, sickenin son
Cuz he'll always give a headbang, Bruce is known for taking a Dickinson

Battle Reviews

LBL Championship Match: 1. Brock Sampson (9-0) vs 2. DaTrusHurtz (8-0)

This battle was tiiight. Brock dropped first and he came dope. He had a haymaker bar that was fresh as hell, a kilohertz nameplay that was dope and a piece of my mind bar that was mad nice. DaTrus dropped and based off the start of his verse, I thought Brock woulda got this easy. But damn DaTrus picked it up in the second half of his verse. He had a wingman bar that was hilariously dope, fresh as hell, a live stock bar that was tight, a lacktose bar that was nice and a Jack concepts bar that was cool. This battle was closer than the voting suggested, as DaTrusHurtz absolutely sweeped it, winning 7-0. Congratulations to DaTrus on becoming the 7th ever LBL champion, good job.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Erel Avent (10-3) vs 4. Malicious (6-2)

Malicious got caught biting. Erel Avent won.

5. T.r.oo.P (3-2) vs 6. N.Tavarez (2-0)

Tavarez got this pretty easy and his verse weren’t even that great. He had an old times bar that I was really feeling, but apart from that I wasn’t feeling much else in his verse. Troop had nothing of note really. N.Tavarez won 8-0.

7. Aeral (4-0) vs 8. Untold (7-4)

Decent battle. Aeral dropped first and he dropped aight. He had a roots bar that was tight. Apart from that though the rest of his verse was either ok or nahh territory. Untold dropped better, he had a discount bar that was tight and worded perfectly. The rest of his verse was similar to Aeral’s, but that bar made the difference. Untold won 5-3.

9. Sonny Dimebags (9-4) vs 10. JTR (15-7)

This was a nice battle, quite a lot of quotables. JTR dropped and his verse was cool. The broadcast bar was dope, as were the pacifist and erased bars. Sonny dropped nice as well, he had the missing periods bar that was dope as hell, and the chip and hustler bars were both nice as well. Sonny posted late though and that resulted in this only getting 1 vote which sucks, and that vote went to JTR. JTR won 1-0.

11. SPuL (6-1) vs 12. Faime S. Quotez (1-0)

SPuL no-showed. Faime won.

13. Trey Methodz (1-0) vs 14. Wordz Ahgod (5-2)

Ok battle, but it was just very average. Both these battlers have mad potential though, ‘n I was quite surprised at Trey cos he’s got a tight style, he just needs to have better concepts. Trey dropped first and as I said he dropped average, just quite bland. Wordz dropped much of the same but he had a porno concept that was pretty tight. Wordz won 6-0.

15. Flash (5-2) vs 16. Stanza (3-4)

lmao at Flash. He posted a no-show verse on Monday. What the fuck!? He had a couple of ok bars though, the Stanza-4 losses bar was aight and the bitten bar was as well. Stanza didn’t drop great, his best bar was a cumline so nuff said. Flash won 6-0.

17. Artistik (4-2) vs 18. Euthanize (5-7)

Strange battle. Both posted late with no-show verses, then they edited 6 lines in but no one voted. Euthanize didn’t vote anyway so he lost. Artistik won.

19. Tony Brown (0-1) vs 20. So Rell (0-0)

Wow, consider me shocked. Tony actually won this pretty easy. Rell dropped first and his verse weren’t great, he seems like he needs a couple of weeks to get back into things. He had a Sway bar that was tight, but apart from that his verse was pretty bland. Tony dropped decent, his I can’t quite put my finger on it bar was raaaaw as fuck. And the point of view bar was tight as well. Tony won this 3-1, props to him for stepping it up.

21. Te Ora (0-0) vs 22. K.ontroverz.Y (0-0)

One-sided really. Te Ora dropped pretty nice, he had a KY bar that was tight and a pro’s and kon’s bar that was fresh also. Only thing I would say, is don’t use CAPITALS and !!!’s so much, it brings your verse down dude. Kon didn’t drop anything of note really, a nothing verse. Te Ora won this 4-0.

23. Diplomats (0-0) vs 24. Spicous (0-0)

Diplomats no-showed. Spicous won.

25. Bruce Bogtrotter (0-0) vs 26. Real Thoro (0-0) vs 27. Mr. Multie (0-0)

Firstly, Mr Multie, ditch that font, it’s fucking awful. Straight off, Real Thoro no-showed so it made this Bruce vs Mr Multie. Bruce didn’t drop great at all, a lot of punches that were just like “so what?” and didn’t hit hard. Mr Multie didn’t have much either, cept he had an office sex bar that was dope as hell. That pretty much won it for him I think. Mr Multie won 5-1.

No Show Verses

Faime S. Quotez

I'll kill em in 1 minute... don't believe me, count it!

Ready...GO!

Watch me devour your insides, lay you down where your pen lies
RV goes against the felony of "Biting". .
....which you are the founder of this crime!
You bound to get ripped fine, Im dislikin the style of the kid's rhyme
you could be 'rapping in crowded health clinics'. .
....and still wouldn't be freestyling with sick lines!
You ain't got a crown of ya own... so how could you get mines?
when you stole ya swag from 4 other folks. .
....so now, I'm ripping this style for the 5th time!
Talk down when ya spit rhymes, n u'll get rounds when the 5th shine
and I ain't talkin bout 'deaths at a circus'. .
....but I'll put this 'clown in a ditch'... TIME!!!

Told ya lol...

Top Punches

I'll give you 2 thumbs down, your hoer aint never been a keeper
she probably beats you worst, with out having to porno lotion either

23. Wordz Ahgod vs Trey MethodZ

needless to say your flow is wrong.. you should break n buck
i weighed the pro's and Kons.. to find the Kons lightweight as fuck

22. Te Ora vs K.ontroverz.Y

i thought this league was way fly.. until i saw this gay guy
i suspected you were ass.. AND THEN I SAW THE CAPITAL K.Y!!!

21. Te Ora vs K.ontroverz.Y

It's Over dood, Move Joke, you suck so bad you can't get Crew Votes.
This guy Sways so much that MTV made him their New Host.

20. So.Rell vs Tony Brown

We had our battles in the days, memories a goldmine
So I'll win, you take this L and we'll reflect on old times

19. N.Tavarez vs T.r.oo.P

Tunnel vision? Nah dude, when i clap at this wack kid
Ya point of view, simply speakin, would be the back of ya eyelids

18. Tony Brown vs So Rell

Sick, and this pussy's scared to fight, i'll rip this disgrace
And since ya opposed to violence is only right I pacifist in ya face

17. JTR vs Sonny Dimebags

you fucking suck bitch, you can't fight so when this is over your dead,
I'll Pull ya roots so hard it'll grow a fucking garden on the top of your head

16. Aeral vs Untold

i'm fresh head to toe, but i can tell ya poor 'n this dudes a hoe
but i'll make sure that discount.. like how u afford most of ya food 'n clothes

15. Untold vs Aeral

But im destined to ruin you, punch n' text, til ya flesh ain't recoupable
Now watch his face get blown office head, without the sex in da cubicle

14. Mr Multie vs Bruce Bogtrotter

Ightt so i say fuck this guy, i can tell all his rhymes are lies
Hustler? Last quarter pound he got came wit a side of fries

13. Sonny Dimebags vs JTR

Yo, Rip really confident I see, he's droppin real early this week
So I'll take that chip on his shoulder, and place it up in his teeth

12. Sonny Dimebags vs JTR

Sonny was the dumb kid in class, so he shouldn't talk up
Or he'll get erased quicker then any answer he ever chalked up

11. JTR vs Sonny Dimebags

^^^ I'll follow up to that geek, n' fuckin' let the past speak
You Jack concepts so much, I thought I had a rematch of last week

10. DaTrusHurtz vs Brock Sampson

u fuckin faggot, bitch...aint worth shit ur the least of my time
^there, that'll make u better, cuz I just gave u a peice of my mind

9. Brock Sampson vs DaTrusHurtz

We all know u have problems, but this is insane dude
U ain't just lacktose...u fuckin' lack heart n' brains too

8. DaTrusHurtz vs Brock Sampson

I try to mack the ladies, roll through wit a nice rubberband at its mass
I'm the reason why Rips girlfriend is missing periods, like skippin class

7. Sonny Dimebags vs JTR

Question number one, what the fuck's wrong wit you, son?
I can't quite put my finger on it....cuz i only have 10 of em

6. Tony Brown vs So Rell

Im bout to murder this queer, check his down gay tendencies
mention me!? & I'll kilohertz quicker than sound wave frequencies

5. Brock Sampson vs DaTrusHurtz

Peeps used to like u, but that feeling's been withdrawn
Ur live stock's hit an all-time low...
... since u sold the farm u live on

4. DaTrusHurtz vs Brock Sampson

yeah I can drop raw, to bad ur on the ass end when I blast off
cuz u were throwin haymakers, now it looks ur down to the last straw

3. Brock Sampson vs DaTrusHurtz

Obey me yo, cuz i'm sticking his girl while his relationships lookin shady yo
Sonny couldn't make his broadcast her eyes on him with a fucking radio

2. JTR vs Sonny Dimebags

Yea, I'm a nice dude, a team player, but ur hopeless n' shit
Fucka wingman, u need a ^^ OF players to ever get u a bitch

1. DaTrusHurtz vs Brock Sampson

Verse of the Week

DaTrusHurtz

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Key
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=287128
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock Sampson
he treats bitches like livestock, its the only way he knows how
cuz his only STABLE relationship was with horses & cows

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234053

Omg ur a sad faggot, n' u know what the worst is?
You don't just steal concepts...
... YOU CAPITALIZE IT PROUDLY IN YA VERSES
^^^ I'll follow up to that geek, n' fuckin' let the past speak
You Jack concepts so much, I thought I had a rematch of last week
I've seen ur tactics to win, n' how ur dealin' with men
You fuckin' Stoop so low, u may as well boycott the Pac-10
I feel bad for ya so here's an ad, <<readers if u wanna see ass>>
Check Sam's Club, it's a great place...to find some cheap trash
Peeps used to like u, but that feeling's been withdrawn
Ur live stock's hit an all-time low...
... since u sold the farm u live on
Yea, I'm a nice dude, a team player, but ur hopeless n' shit
Fucka wingman, u need a ^^ OF players to ever get u a bitch
The league is declinin', n' patience is now wearin' thin
But grats on champin' the league...
... when its as weak as its EVER been
We all know u have problems, but this is insane dude
U ain't just lacktose...u fuckin' lack heart n' brains too
I've beat Spul, Ace, n' Erel, its my time to shine, bum
I'm at the end of the line... where ya verse entertains me by line 1
Now seein' u was upsettin', n' u deserve the beatin' ur getting
Ur so engaged with wackness, I'm glad u didn't invite me to the wedding

Bitch.

2nd – Brock Sampson
3rd - JTR

Battle of the Week

Brock Sampson vs DaTrusHurtz

Brock Sampson

think u have a chance? nah..my flowin end sons life
so ya'll can watch him Di, shook..like rollin with one dice
my lines connect & go over ya head so there's no cure to offer
Trus didn't duck, but he's still missin the punch like sugar water
yeah I can drop raw, to bad ur on the ass end when I blast off
cuz u were throwin haymakers, now it looks ur down to the last straw
ur gettin mauled geek & ya streak lasted more than real long
but now it's obvious this kid 'Lost One' like that Lauren Hill song
like the Boot Camp I'll make ya teeth click with the Tek & Steel
ur not dope! if u shuffled viynl u still couldn't get a record deal
u fuckin faggot, bitch...aint worth shit ur the least of my time
^there, that'll make u better, cuz I just gave u a peice of my mind
Im bout to murder this queer, check his down gay tendencies
mention me!? & I'll kilohertz quicker than sound wave frequencies
yo, I'll show kids how to end ya vital signs, knives slashin dude
I stop ppl from seein Pulse..like I gave the movie bad reviews
lol! Trus fronts like he's a thug, but really he's not as hard
tho he is down to rob Banks, but Tyra always has body gaurds
& don't go audio, i'll murder u with shit that'll blow ya mind
matta fact, the only Mike I want u to rock is Jordans clothin line

20

DaTrusHurtz

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Key
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=287128
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock Sampson
he treats bitches like livestock, its the only way he knows how
cuz his only STABLE relationship was with horses & cows

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234053

Omg ur a sad faggot, n' u know what the worst is?
You don't just steal concepts...
... YOU CAPITALIZE IT PROUDLY IN YA VERSES
^^^ I'll follow up to that geek, n' fuckin' let the past speak
You Jack concepts so much, I thought I had a rematch of last week
I've seen ur tactics to win, n' how ur dealin' with men
You fuckin' Stoop so low, u may as well boycott the Pac-10
I feel bad for ya so here's an ad, <<readers if u wanna see ass>>
Check Sam's Club, it's a great place...to find some cheap trash
Peeps used to like u, but that feeling's been withdrawn
Ur live stock's hit an all-time low...
... since u sold the farm u live on
Yea, I'm a nice dude, a team player, but ur hopeless n' shit
Fucka wingman, u need a ^^ OF players to ever get u a bitch
The league is declinin', n' patience is now wearin' thin
But grats on champin' the league...
... when its as weak as its EVER been
We all know u have problems, but this is insane dude
U ain't just lacktose...u fuckin' lack heart n' brains too
I've beat Spul, Ace, n' Erel, its my time to shine, bum
I'm at the end of the line... where ya verse entertains me by line 1
Now seein' u was upsettin', n' u deserve the beatin' ur getting
Ur so engaged with wackness, I'm glad u didn't invite me to the wedding

Bitch.

2nd – Sonny Dimebags vs JTR
3rd – Aeral vs Untold

Interview with Erel Avent

KempoMRK: Sup Erel AVENT! How's things?

Erel Avent: Good, just gettin ready to slap DaTrusHurts around

KempoMRK: word. you confident that you're gonna win that battle then?

Erel Avent: its a matter of me being motivated. passed couple weeks i look at my competition and say fuck it and im bored with the theory of writing against them, even thou this kid claims he beat me. he didnt beat me. i got DQ'd for not voting...lol

Erel Avent: so to answer your question, yea im positive.

KempoMRK: cool. You must have faced him before in the LBL then? What went down?

Erel Avent: Yea it was like 4 weeks ago I think? The votes was tied and I didnt post my links and you DQ'd me. Thats the ONLY reason he is where he is now, just imagine. If I would of posted links he would fell in ranks and never got this far. He should be THANKING me for him winning the title. With his monkey ass.

KempoMRK: lmao. You don't like dude then?

Erel Avent: I dont beef over the net. Althou when you claim you've beaten me which in my countless years of text battlin only a few amount have done... its a problem. I consider your a bitch from then on out. He's a herb.

KempoMRK: word. What do you think of your time so far in the LBL?

Erel Avent: Its cool. I personally think I got yanked on the Butler battle but I didnt complain about it because for 1. Its the internet. & for 2. I expected it to happen. Other than thats its been smooth sailing. Even thou I think I should only have 2 loses on my record we wont go further into that. Mr. Kempo. The competition is good.. I personally think its the best league on the net as far as competition / honesty / battles is concerned.

KempoMRK: no doubt. So tell us a bit about yourself. Cos I know fuck all about you cept your probable alias.

Erel Avent: Probable alias? Which you think is?

KempoMRK: Aeon

Erel Avent: To answer or not to answer. Hmm, lol. I figure I might as well come out with it. Yea, Aeon is my alias. I use to run the Hype Battle league but the site fell to shit so I put it on time out and thats where it remains. Still closed down. Other than that, as far as my text battling past...

Erel Avent: 4x Champion on FD. UA WDA2 Tourny Semi-Finalist. UP March Madness Invite Semi-Finalist. 6x Hype Champion. 4x RnR Champion. 3x RapCityz Champion. 5x RN Champion. countless other tournies & leagues also. I've been online battling since I was about 14. Im 21 now so you do the math. I think my whole time online I've lossed about 20 battles. I've ran thru damn near anyone worth battling online minus Fracture, Aloe Vera, & John Hens. Those three I havent battled yet. All the other heads like Shadow, MetaSin, Toil, Jay Krupp, Phear, Stamina, Main Event, etc... I've battled and either won, tied, or barely loss to.

KempoMRK: What other names have you gone under in the past?

Erel Avent: omg lol. wow.

Erel Avent: Im the King of Alias. lets see...

Erel Avent: Aeon, Miles, Sincere Passion, Unregistered User, Danny Glover, Barney Rubble, Infinite Flow, Poizen Ink, Rhode, KingHorrible, Kid Methodz, Father Nature, Leaf, Magnum PI, Alwordz Write, T0p NotcH, Gzus.... who else knows?

KempoMRK: lol goddamn. What did you go under for the majority of the time? Like when you beat people like Toil, Phear and Metasin

Erel Avent: Rhode. go to rhymenreason. The whole site use to be from rapbattles.com when Shadow owned the site. Now they are a bunch of fluff cakes who dont battle just write homosexual open mics & ride each others nuts. But back in the day they use to be the BEST battles online. Names like... Phear, Jay Krupp, Abolish, J-Mutt, Father Flow, Ias, Listen, ....I've beat every single person on that site & lost to one person who I believe is Author War..or some shit, who i turned around & beat twice. None the less.... I went under the name Rhode. Same name I was ranked the bottom seed in the March Madness Invite over on Urban Prowlers and whipped SoulStices ass. He was ranked #1 & was spose to be godly or some shit. Hmm, who knows lol.

KempoMRK: word I'm just reading that battle now

KempoMRK: http://www.rhymenreason.net/forum/s...ead.php?t=10306

KempoMRK: Give me some info on Rhyme N Reason. Cos I heard something like all the dope heads united and created one supersite? But then it got inactive 'n stuff. So yeah, give me a bit of info on that.

Erel Avent: Oh, it WAS the supersite. All the dopest heads went there. The league was fuckin GODLY. I think at one point in time that site had the top 25 battles online hands down in the league. Majority of them from the "RnR Family" in which I use to be a part of til they switched to nut hugging. Then they all got like attacked by Atmosphere music or some shit & turned buttercup. So now its like a coffee shopp over there.

KempoMRK: lol yeah, it's inactive as fuck from when I've peeped it. What was the best battle you had there?

Erel Avent: i have no idea. no one really challenged me there besides Author War. me & him had the biggest rivalry. He was the only one who could come close to beating me & majority of the time like i still do. I wrote verses the night the shits was due. So id say it would have to be a battle with AW.

KempoMRK: Tell me about FD, UA, RapCityz and RN. as I've only heard of RapCityz, I have no clue about the others.

Erel Avent: What? lol. Rapcityz is how I made my way to 411Hype I ran that site back when Lyrics, DeathToll, Rhymez, etc was on it. I came across Rapcityz when I left RB for awhile. FD is FlowDoctors. I dont know how you havent heard of that. It just died like a year & a half ago I think but its been on its way down. It still might be up but its not the rea lone. FlowDoctors was a huge fucking site. One of the first sites that had audios poppin for real. Very ncie battle league & they also had the first Alliance / real crew I ever seen online which I happen to be a part of which was called... Blak Listed. Nothin but godly battles / audio heads / poets / OM's. UA....that site died. It was Urban Authentics which is where Metasin, Knucklehead, and a few others came from. They hosted the yearly WDA invite which was a invite tournament that consisted of the top battles from all sites. It stood for World Domination ...some shit or another. RN is, was, and forever will be gay. I ran into the site from a kid I use to convo with on RB. His name was gifted. But Rap Network sucks, it was a site full of dickhugers.

KempoMRK: Cool. Tell us some stuff about your times at Urban Prowlers

Erel Avent: Blah. I didnt stick to Urban Prowlers like that to much. I only go to sites that are heavy in the battle circuit. Even thou its not really known except for on RnR & 411Hype but my open mics are dope but Im more of a battler. So I was only on UP for the March Madness & a couple weeks in the PBA. I didnt like the PBA schedule thou so I bounced.

KempoMRK: Were u in that as Rhode?

Erel Avent: i think .. Elf?...Elf or Rhode. lol.

KempoMRK: elf? lmao. How did you start battling?

KempoMRK: And where?

Erel Avent: wow. I started text battling before I even started writing .. which was years before my album was in the works..which was years before now lol. I think I was bored online one day searchin for mmpog's and came across a site called TheRefugee.cjb.net ......ended up clickin on the link and was completely lost & confused as that was the first forum I've ever seen. Zoomed around read some verses & thought they were corny. I told some kid named Powder his "jokes" sucked. He tryed to herb me tellin me they are called "punches" I told him they were more like "bitch-slaps" and he said lets battle. We did. I won.... beat like 10 other kids off that site never loss and ended up migrating to RB when it merged with TRG

KempoMRK: nice. Who would you rate as the top 10 of text EVER?

Erel Avent: ever, as in the people at their prime?

KempoMRK: yeah.

Erel Avent: god um...

Erel Avent: 1. Jay Krupp..... 2. XxL .........3. Menestylez ........4. Cane .......5. J Hens...... 6. Main Event......... 7. Fracture 8. Such-n-Such....... 9. P-Nut ....... 10. Myself .... no order thou, at all.

KempoMRK: Who out of those have you battled?

Erel Avent: Krupp, Ive beat twice. Menestylez. We tied. P-Nut Ive beat & lost to. Same with Cane I've beat & lost to. ...and Myself I've beat & lost to. Seriously.

KempoMRK: are you saying Myself as in a battler called Myself? Or Myself as in yourself literally lol

Erel Avent: myself literally. Under my Aeon name I was 27-3 (three no shows) and I ended up battling myself in a HW Title Match under my other name which was 10-0.

KempoMRK: lmao. Where was this at? And who won :-P

Erel Avent: It was at Hype. Well the thing is I tryed on both names, just used different styles & my Aeon name was more well known so I think thats why I won on that name.

KempoMRK: ah I see. Do you believe that names win battles a lot of the time?

Erel Avent: depends on the site really & the moderators. Moderators dont understand how much power they have in killing Dickriders. Having your alias "exposed" helps some what. Just like the only thing thats gonna save DaTrusHurtz this week is that punk ass undefeated record. Damn sure wont be his verse.

KempoMRK: By killing dickriders, do you mean by exposing them?

Erel Avent: Yea to a certain extent like say. EmceeSugarHillGang .vs. Butler ... in this perticular battle Butler had ONE dope line & a couple alright ones .. the rest was ashy as black folks ankles... and EmceeSugarHillGang came in with flames. Fools started claiming "it was a close battle" but had Butler edgin it out due to the ONE DOPE line being the line of the battle....when its clear he lost. After the battle ends in the magazine you point that shit out. Even if YOU dont battle in the league, you have more power & sway than the champ of the league cause you RUN shit.

KempoMRK: EmceeSugarHillGang = Erel Avent, right? :-P

KempoMRK: but word, I get ya

KempoMRK: You've been accused of biting on a few occasions, what do you say to that?

Erel Avent: EmceeSugarHillGang = not me. Butler beat me, thats that. Im not sayin shit about it ... I dont think he was dickriden in the battle at all..just to clear that up.

Erel Avent: as far as the biting accusations. it happened on Hype when I had another name in the HW title match against myself (ive done it three times) but didnt feel like writing & this other name was gaining alot of "fame" and i didnt wanna uphold it so I bite Lord Omni Sicc THEN linked LOS to the battle on AIM...he then pointed it out & had the name banned. Vex did a IP search and it came back as MINE..so I was accused of biting...but the thing is I bite against myself, then told on myself.

KempoMRK: I see. What about when you got accused of biting Fracture? You got accused in the tag tourney.

Erel Avent: ROFLMAO. they werent bites. they were flips of old concepts. which everyone single battler does. them idiots went digging and found a couple fracture battles & put a knickle inside a quarter sized whole & called it magic.

KempoMRK: Aight, they were fucking close though

KempoMRK: How did the Erel Avent name come about? Like how the fuck did you think it up.

Erel Avent: haha. Ive always had a thing for word play. For example I'ma make Da's wordplay...on a whole different block as mine this week...but none the less.. ive always had funky names... shit back on Hype people would send me PM's to think them up names. But I came up with it... when I was on 411Hype .. i said to myself alright I havent battled in over a year... ima come back but I dont want the fame from the Aeon name I want someone who is irrelavent and I wanna see how far I can take em... then i just said fuck it and wrote.. Erel Avent

KempoMRK: lol tight. What did you think of your run, when you went like 9-0 in the HBL?

Erel Avent: wasnt shit. only people in the HBL worth battling was my boy George who went by...Realism, Attack of the Muff....and homeboy um... Pai.... no one else really moved me...

KempoMRK: George?

Erel Avent: yea, lol. Thats Realism's gov. name

KempoMRK: Ah I see, yeah he's tight. What happened to him? He's disappeared.

Erel Avent: No, he hasnt. He is focused on gettin paid right now & he is in school. Hype was gay, plus he got bored of text. It gets to a point that you can write a verse & you know you'll win......when you get to that point .. is when you start waiting til the last date to write and/or not showing up... which then turns into a thought of... why even keep going?... which turns into giving it up...

Erel Avent: so basically..he is focusedo n college, money, and his gurl... which im not hatin on... me and him stay in contact.... thats my peoples nah mean... i support what he is doin let him do him. life > internet battles.

Erel Avent: just like when my girl pops this baby out.. ima disappear from RV for awhile til shits stable..

KempoMRK: No doubt. On that note, what motivates you to carry on battling? And congratulations on your child, will it be your first?

Erel Avent: Thanks, yea it will be my first. As far as keeping me battling... I dont look at myself as a battler no more, I look at myself as a mentor of battling. I spend the couple free hours Im bored at home online battling. Majority of my time is spent in the studio doing my album & what not. I figure if I can further someone elses understanding .. appreciation of hiphop online then Ima do it. Plus I stick around because its a hobby. Ive been doin it for 6 goin on 7 years now... so I stick around. Im sure once this child comes its gonna shut the net down on me for good. Which wouldnt be a problem ya know. So lucky you, you got me possibly in my last run at online battling lol.

KempoMRK: lol word. Tell me about your album and stuff. Drop in the cheap advertisement for it if ya want :-P

Erel Avent: Oh the albums comin out Spring 2007. Was spose to drop this upcoming winter but I pushed it back for serveral good reasons. Im actually speakin with WhooKid right now about some shit. My brother is talkin to Wallz who fucks with Dre on a regular basis... I got alot of dope ass beats that any artist would be pissed off if they got used up wack like so Im takin my time. The albums called "Walk Backwardz"... its more of a ..if this is the only album I get to push .. this is me type album then a club banger...bang bang bang type of joint. My style is closer to Joe Buddens then anything, so of course Im not on no asope rock shit ... or atmosphere talkin bout dead birds flyin thru a broken sky & shit. Majority of my production is in-house... but its hot. I got a couple tracks from some big names but I aint braggin bout it online. I got a myspace up for it also but again...i aint braggin bout shit .. let it do what it do by its self. thus me not droppin the link.

KempoMRK: Sounds real dope. But dude, drop the link lol.

Erel Avent: http://www.myspace.com/idontfuckint...titonthelow.com

KempoMRK: lmaooo aight man. How long you been doing audio?

Erel Avent: shit, about. since i wasnt 19?....my brother has been flowin since he was 8 and the nigga is sick. so he was doin it before...for years on top of years he would be pissed cause id be online battlin but wouldnt write songs. rap wasnt really important to me. I use to play high school ball I had a full ride down to ASU i fucked up. So rap wasnt big, but after i fucked up my hoops & shit i was laid back & finally started writing. But when my brother would go out on the block flowin, to the shows, studios, and shit he kept me around for niggas who like to battle.. he didnt do that battle punchline shit .. so he kept me around. Niggas start thinkin they hot with metaphors & punchlines my brother would look at em and say....

Erel Avent: SO!...thus where my rap name came from...SO....S Dot O...Status One... shortened up to Stat....S.till T.alkin A.ll T.hat U.sual S.hit...yah mean?

Erel Avent: niggas get cocky he put me on em, and it took off from there..started gettin alot of popularity round here... and shit and one thing lead to another, doin shows... droppin my album... full steam ahead.

KempoMRK: Dooooope. Aight, one final set of questions. What active battlers do you feel are the most talented today? And lastly, what active battlers do you feel have the most potential today?

Erel Avent: oh wow. I dont peep any site except RV now a days. Personally I think J Hens is gonna be running shit for awhile IF he is a younger head.... ClasSik I dont know how old he is.... Tavarez....R Glocks..Brock...Phryme...Spul...pfft...i cant really answer that question... all I know is J Hens is gonna run the net .. depending on how long he sticks around...

Erel Avent: he should take it ..switch to audio & run with it after he gets bored with text thou.

KempoMRK: yeah, he's been around for quite a while I think. Since like '01 or something, but yeah he's dope no doubt. definitely, most people do that.

Erel Avent: Yea, now once I have this kid and shit. Its gonna be clear Ima be drained & shit..so I wont be battling..but Erel Avent for Mod sounds really fuckin hood right now...doesnt it?... lol....

KempoMRK: lol aye

KempoMRK: that's all I've gotta say man, thanks for the dope dope dooooope interview, good luck with your album and your kid. peace man

Erel Avent: Word appreciate it..one more thing...Niggas need to realize aint no one gettin any money off this....we do this shit cause we love hiphop..so stop actin like bitches...keep it real..im out bro, catch you on the rebound.

KempoMRK: yeah definitely. peace.

Predictions

September Event: The Re-Rise Battles

LBL Championship Match: 1. DaTrusHurtz (9-0) vs 2. Erel Avent (11-3)

Tiiiight battle. If Erel posts his hardest and DaTrus posts his hardest, this could definitely be a classic. DaTrus has more momentum than Erel at the moment, as Erel has got here via not letting his opponent post and by his opponent biting. Where as DaTrus has just ran through a lot of opponents to win the title. Based on that alone I think DaTrusHurtz will take this.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. N.Tavarez (3-0) vs 4. Untold (8-4)

This could be another classic if both post their hardest. Tavarez has strolled here pretty much where as Untold has had quite a few hard battles to get here. This is gonna be close, and it’s hard to predict but I’m gonna guess N.Tavarez to win. As far as I know he’s only in this league, where as Untold is in 3, and Tavarez has stated that he badly wants to win the title. So Tavarez to win.

Celebrity Picture Battle - Roger Glocks (Jim Carrey) vs Trey Methodz (Adam Sandler)

This’ll be a nice battle actually. I was a bit hesitant about giving Trey a special event battle, as he hasn’t really proved himself, but after dropping nice in the cypher he’s worthy. I think he’ll drop pretty good actually. But still, Roger Glocks is dope as fuck. Check his battle with Butler for evidence of that, and he’ll win this I’m almost certain.

Concept Flipping Battle - John Hensley vs Phryme

Hensley asked for a concept flipping battle and I hit up Phryme on AIM and set it up. Phryme is nice, I remember having a conversation with David Lama in like January, and I asked him who he thought would be the next generation of dope battlers. Phryme was the first name he said. And yeah he’s a nice battler, but Hensley is a master at wording and I can honestly say, that I don’t think anyone can beat Hensley in a concept flipping battle. So John Hensley to win this.

Girlfriend Picture Battle - Artistik vs Euthanize

This should be pretty good, but I think it’ll be onsided. Euthanize tends to make his pic disses way too simple, where as Artistik as a lot of creativity. Artistik should win this pretty easily.

Multi Battle - Mr Multie vs N.Tavarez

I gather this is a battle where you’ve just gotta make nice multi’s. If so, FIRST OF IT’S KIND IN THE LBL! Tavarez has always talked about how he was nice with multi’s, I think he won a multi league at one point. Tavarez to win.

NFL Battle - L.I. (Philadelphia Eagles) vs SPuL (Jacksonville Jaguars)

First of it’s kind! This should be pretty tight, both have got to theme punches based around their opponents team. Both are nice, creative battlers so it should be a good battle. But I think SPuL will take it, L.I. could surprise me though.

Normal Battles

5. JTR (16-7) vs 6. Faime S. Quotez (2-0)

Massacre. Murder. Mauling. Killing. Flawlessing. All words that come to mind in this battle. Faime is ok, but JTR is just so much better. JTR will win this easily.

7. Wordz Ahgod (6-2) vs 8. Flash (6-2)

Flash hasn’t been dropping great lately, he’s improving but he still ain’t been dropping amazing stuff. Wordz is slowly improving as well, but at a better rate than Flash. Therefore Wordz should get this, and I’m pretty sure he will.

9. Brock Sampson (9-1) vs 10. T.r.oo.P (3-3)

If Brock shows he will win this easily. Troop isn’t great, where as Brock, well, is. Brock should win this by a lot of votes.

11. Roger Glocks (6-3) vs 12. Artistik (5-2)

This is gonna be a nice battle if both try. Glocks is the person who to me, should be winning this. But if Glocks sleeps on Artistik he’ll be fucked, as Artistik is nice. Now that I’ve said that I don’t think Glocks will sleep, so Roger Glocks to win.

13. Tony Brown (1-1) vs 14. Te Ora (1-0)

Tony Brown sorted himself out last week and actually tried, and his verse had some real good points in it but it was a bit inconsistent. This should be a close battle. If Te Ora sorts out his style problems then he could definitely win it. I think Tony is finally starting to step it up though, so I’m gonna go with Tony Brown to win. If Tony sleeps on Te Ora though, he will lose.

15. Spicous (1-0) vs 16. Mr. Multie (1-0)

I know nothing about Spicous. Mr Multie to win.

17. Aeral (4-1) vs 18. Sonny Dimebags (9-5)

Another good battle. Aeral is up and coming all over, where as Sonny just came out of no where and joined this league. I’m still curious if Sonny is an alias or not. Anyway, this battle should be good but I think Sonny will either no-show or not try hard, probably the latter. That’ll allow Aeral to sneak in and get the win.

19. Trey MethodZ (1-1) vs 20. Stanza (3-5)

Trey came close to winning last week, where as Stanza got smashed by a weak ass verse. Trey will win this easily.

21. Euthanize (5-8) vs 22. K.ontroverz.Y (0-1)
I don’t think Kon has won in fucking ages. I’m gonna be doing the LBL records thread soon, and I think he’s a contender for longest winning streak. Euthanize should win this easily.

23. Bruce Bogtrotter (0-1) vs 24. John Hensley (0-0)

Damn, two murders in one week, this league’s becoming violent. Hensley is back after a break, and he will absolutely kill Bruce. Just make sure you vote Hensley.

25. Cocaine (0-0) vs 26. Chris Stylez (0-0)

I dunno Cocaine, so Chris Stylez to win, if he shows.

27. Fanatic (0-0) vs 28. vafinest (0-0)

Double no-show, no doubt.

5 Battles To Watch

1. Concept Flipping Battle - John Hensley vs Phryme
2. DaTrusHurtz vs Erel Avent
3. N.Tavarez vs Untold
4. NFL Battle - L.I. (Philadelphia Eagles) vs SPuL (Jacksonville Jaguars)
5. Roger Glocks vs Artistik

Don’t Sleep On

Aeral – Just missed out on being power ranked. He’s nice and he’s elevating rapidly every week. One to watch in the coming months as he could start champing leagues.

Te Ora – Yep, he dropped nice last week and if he sorts out his style he’ll be beating a lot of people.

Tony Brown – Finally dropped a cool verse in this league and if he drops like that over the coming weeks he’ll do well.

Trey MethodZ – He’s more a work in progress. Has shed loads of potential, just needs to stay in the league, vote and show to fulfil it.

Must Be Sleeping

No one. Props to all.

Top 10 Power Rankings

10. Sonny Dimebags – Dropped a tight verse last week, in a battle that was pretty close. Seems like he finally shook off whatever was holding him back for that verse, he’s just gotta stay motivated now as that loss might have made him unmotivated.

9. Artistik – Absolutely fucking smashed the cypher last week and won it with ease. If he can get properly motivated and start gaining some momentum, he’ll be beating a lot of people.

8. Brock Sampson – Suffered a harsh loss to DaTrusHurtz last week, but he still dropped a tight verse. Could become a two-time champion if he stays in the league and keeps dropping how he was.

7. John Hensley – He’s only this low cos he’s starting low in the ranks with a 0-0 record. If he shows and most importantly, votes, then he will be power ranked number one soon. You all know about him anyway so I won’t say anything else.

6. Roger Glocks – Straight in to the league with a pretty tough battle against Artistik. If he drops how he can though, he’ll win the battle fairly easily. Dope battler, check his battle against Butler if you’re thinking of sleeping, and he’s a definite title contender.

5. JTR – Dropped fresh against Sonny last week and he’s been dropping dope for the past few weeks. He could be the new champ if he hadn’t of fucked up and posted so late against DaTrus a couple of weeks ago. Has an easy route to the champ match, he’ll be there in 2 weeks if he doesn’t fuck up by not voting or showing.

4. Untold – Is quite inconsistent but he’s definitely dope. Can drop some real nice stuff in his verses and if he gets past Tavarez he could be a title contender.

3. N.Tavarez – Is motivated and wants to get the title that he won once before back. He’s a nice battler and is able to do it, he just needs to get past Untold first.

2. Erel Avent – Sauntered into the title match without even having to post a proper verse. That could work against him, or for him actually. As he could either be rusty or just saving up lines to unleash on DaTrusHurtz. Could be the new champ next week.

1. DaTrusHurtz – Crushed Brock Sampson last week to win the title, but he has a tough test against Erel Avent straight away. If he wins that it’ll determine that he is definitely championship material. Been dropping dope for the past few weeks.

Outro

Dope week last week, and things are looking good. The special event should be dope as fuck is everyone shows, so make sure you do to the people who are in it. As I said I’ve got big plans that, if they go ahead, would make this the biggest and best league EVER. Seriously. So just watch out for that in the coming weeks. Drop dope, vote dope and BE DOPE! Peace.


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Old 09-24-06, 12:41 PM   #2
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dope mag kemp... keep em up
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Dope mag...

But word check your PM's cause you messed up somewhere with the rankings.
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dope mag.. kempo your mags are always the best dawg..keep doing it up much appreciate...motivates me like a muthafucka n nah i wont sleep
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Old 09-24-06, 02:18 PM   #5
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dopeness defined
good read
just a couple of sidenotes
I'm in three leagues if you wanna count punchline league
and I'm contendership bound on RM
also I dont know if mr.multi gonna show for our battle since i havent seen em on
ill drop for it anyway and keep it short for em
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must i say it again.....ima actually TRY to win from now on lol

nice mag kemp
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dope mag man. i was feelin this shit.

thanx for the props to.

keep makin dope magz kemp. btw, is there gonna be an interview with anyone this week?
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some random shit, anyone here play poker?

If u do, I can get u 50 bucks for free on party poker.. you don't have to deposit anything, give a credit card, or anything like that, literally, signup and i'll give you 50 real bucks to play with.. if you lose them, you lose nothing.. if you win more, you can cash it out. If u are interested, PM me and i'll tell u what to do, its a really simple process.
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dope mag man. i was feelin this shit.

thanx for the props to.

keep makin dope magz kemp. btw, is there gonna be an interview with anyone this week?


Yeah I'm gonna try and interview Erel. I've realised that I know fuck all about him, cept who he's an alias of, which has never been confirmed.

If you've read the mag btw, reply. It's annoying to see so many views and so little replies.
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yeah...str8 mag kemp. Sorry I couldn't be more active or drop a better verse last week but I was buissy ass shit with other leagues and sites man. but I'll do better this week.
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Like i said before dope mag...

And word peep your PM's and get back to me with them.
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