Tag Team Tournament III

Intro

Ugh. This round was shitty. Nothing good really went down. Lama & Philly vs Brock Ali & Brock Sampson was decent, but that was about it. This tourney has been very eh so far. Step it up for fuck sake.

Battle Reviews

ClasSick & Shake-Zula vs Out Writechas & Synapse

Classick & Shake-Zula no-showed. Out Writechas & Synapse won.

Erel Avent & Realism vs Chrit & Mimesis

Erel Avent & Realism no-showed. Chrit & Mimesis won.

David Lama & Young Philly vs Brock Ali & Brock Sampson

Decent battle here. The Brocks dropped first and they came pretty good, not enough consistency though. Brock Ali had the Lama swish line, that was pretty cool. And Brock Sampson had the Dave Justice line which was fuucking dooope. Lama played too much on Sampson biting which really downgraded his verse but he had a BB bar that was nice. Philly saved his team here really and dropped a cool verse, the got your number bar was dope as well as the earth spinning bar. Close battle but Lama & Philly won this 4-0.

9th Degree & N.Tavarez vs Meta Syn & Oneduh

Meta Syn & Oneduh no-showed. 9th Degree & N.Tavarez won.

COM & Feeble Minded vs Mic Booth & Phryme

Mic Booth & Phryme no-showed. COM & Feeble Minded won.

Defcon_5 & Muffy vs Automatic & $pitacular

Not a bad battle but clearly a very rushed one. Defcon dropped aight, he had a stick shift bar that was dope. Spit dropped ok, his come back armed with a muff bar was illish. Automatic had nothing I was really feeling and Muffy no-showed. It came down to a single vote in the end and Automatic & $pitacular won 1-0.

Mets & Username vs Daubs & E.C

E.C no-showed. Mets & Username won.

John Hensley & Roger Glocks vs JTR & SPuL

John Hensley no-showed. JTR & SPuL won.

Best Battle of the Second Round

David Lama & Young Philly vs Brock Ali & Brock Sampson

Brock Ali & Brock Sampson

Brock Ali

you ain't touchin the vets, battlin us is russian roulette
we'd call Lama swish, but even off the board he's nothin but net
Lama/Allah you got nothin talent wise..
fuck an excuse, its time for us to tell Alibi.
skinny fucks like you are the type I really hate
David Lama and cock are the only things that affiliate
when I run up on you, drop ya wallet and slide,
you gonna need more than a Dr. Phil when you swallow ya pride.


Brock Sampson

Young Philly? we call em a roach, so no wonder this geek
thinks he's in Australia when he hits the Land DownUnder my feet
Lamas weak. keep findin biters since u win battle's rarely
cuz those punches don't do Dave Justice anymore like Halle Berry
yawl sick writers? nah, its Dick riders & I heard they started sayin
cocks so Little Man, they had to gas the head up like Marlon Wayans
yawl overrated & gay, & it would take 40 lines to match this
The Big Bang ain't Bustas album, its the results u bringin home fat chicks

David Lama & Young Philly

David Lama:


http://board.rapmusic.com/showthrea...ghlight=sampson

your anxious to win, I see u even posted on time dude
so yea you’ll Rise to the occasion.. And bite some of his lines too
Sam’s here cuz he got the same name, finally the pawn is shown
but props
on being the 1st faggot who couldn’t think of a bend over line on his own
ya need to kneel sons, or I’ll show ya why the steals fun
And leave BB on the shelf… like I moved unto real guns
thanks for showing bitch, but I’m sending ya home kid
I own ------------------, while u cant even brag about writing ya own shit



Young Philly:

Ali picked you cuz you suck, get with it cuz
He's obviously got ur number, but he's the only bitch who does
thinkin’ you blew up?.. fuck naw son, now I'm way bigger
Dude actually wanted to be the black sheep at RV...
so he'd be allowed to say nigger
And I ain't gonna lie to you saying Sampson writes nice text
But his style is unpredictable...we never know who hes gonna bite next.
Face it, the world hates you., plus you the softest kid
Matter fact…Earth is only spinning to try to shake you off of it

Top Punches

you ain't touchin the vets, battlin us is russian roulette
we'd call Lama swish, but even off the board he's nothin but net

7. Brock Ali & Brock Sampson vs David Lama & Young Philly

ya need to kneel sons, or I’ll show ya why the steals fun
And leave BB on the shelf… like I moved unto real guns

6. David Lama & Young Philly vs Brock Ali & Brock Sampson

the thought of tagedy looms..i'm damagin this man
cause spit likes stick shifts..but prefers an automatic in his hands

5. Defcon_5 & Muffy vs Automatic & $pitacular

Ali picked you cuz you suck, get with it cuz
He's obviously got ur number, but he's the only bitch who does

4. Young Philly & David Lama vs Brock Ali & Brock Sampson

Con I knocked you out on BR.. just a pussy whipped actin tough
so it doesn't surprise me, that you came to the battle equipped with a muff

3. $pitacular & Automatic vs Defcon_5 & Muffy

Face it, the world hates you., plus you the softest kid
Matter fact…Earth is only spinning to try to shake you off of it

2. Young Philly & David Lama vs Brock Ali & Brock Sampson

Lamas weak. keep findin biters since u win battle's rarely
cuz those punches don't do Dave Justice anymore like Halle Berry

1. Brock Sampson & Brock Ali vs David Lama & Young Philly

Predictions

Out Writechas & Synapse vs Chrit & Mimesis

This should be a decent battle, albeit one sided. Chrit & Mimesis have more experience on their own than Out Writechas & Synapse do together so this should be a pretty easy win for Chrit & Mimesis.

David Lama & Young Philly vs 9th Degree & N.Tavarez

Lama & Philly have been half-assing throughout the tournament and have still made it this far, but they need to step it up here. 9th is a bit rusty though so I dunno how he’ll drop and sometimes Tavarez drops dope, other times he doesn’t. So as long as Lama & Philly bring it here they should win.

Mets & Username vs JTR & SPuL

Tight battle here. Mets & User are dope individually and when you put the both together they’re doper. JTR & SPuL are two RapVerse homesiters and they’re both hot. This’ll be quite close but I think Mets & Username will edge it.

COM & Feeble Minded vs Automatic & $pitacular

This’ll be the best battle of the round, no doubt. Four RapBattles heads going against each other, this should be dope. It’s quite hard to predict, though I think people are feeling Automatic & $pit more than COM & Feeble, so I’m gonna go with Auto & Spit.

Brackets

http://ourworld.cs.com/RenegadeKempo/TTT3Bracket.jpg

Outro

Whack round, only two battles went ahead, let’s make this round better. Peace.