Battle Reviews

Mimesis(0-0) vs Bobericc(0-0)
My Prediction:
Mimesis
Length:
16 v. 20
Breakdown:
Bobericc.
I'm stopping your mental, drop full potential, I'm fucking insisting
my punches are hitting.. but you without 'me' is nothing but Misis..
That was decent. It could have been worded better, but i'm not in any
posistion to be giving advice on that. The concept was nice as fuck.
your an animal, I can't understand it though, your seeming fake
a lonely geek, the only beast in hibernation 12 seasons straight
I liked this, It was a nice play off the quote, Once again could of been
worded better, but it was nice.
truly ass kid... so fuck 80-0, and concepts from generic bitches
your best battle's are crazy sets of gimmicks like the text Olympics
It's alright.

Generic Bullshit:
sunning a bitch when muscle head thinks his bars are polished off..
this dumb hater gets the punch breakers like mortal kombat blocks!
feeding these lines of short spars, this student aint seeing me
mims your not smart, I seen your report card... it said Deedede..
rapping secretly, since 04 you've built some rep on the internet
how he's got half the jump on his dick, and aint even win one yet
you little bitch! so I went to the hall of names and it isn't right
nick called your originality aggressive..explaining that you didn't bite!
spitting heated flames, battling vets, but your verse played bitch
whole life is irony, like I smack you to death with a first aid kit
the worst fakeness, fuck your ego, your bars are booty bastard
check your confidence, and know the meaning of over-enthusiastic
back to this senseless killing, you prewrite the same old clout
I can read you like a book... rip out your spine and pages fall out!
Quotables:
6/20
Quotable %:
30%

Mimesis.
I took a break for a long time, but the shit just doesn't seem to feel fair
So I'll take another one to your neck. .
. .and you can sit the next few plays out in a wheelchair
This was alright, most people probably won't get it but its alright. I didn't like
how it was worded, but it was still decent.
The apple doesn't fall from the tree -- I know who you're around so fuck it
We're only amazed by Bob, Eric when your faggot dads make out in public
Lmaoo, niceness.
As soon as I checked in came 200 views, dog, this nerd is just hopeless
My comeback has generated more buzz than every verse that you've posted
Truth.

Generic Bullshit:
That shit is disgusting -- you're a lame bitch, and I'ma step to this trash
Your whole style's underhanded, so it's obvious I got a leg up in this match
I'm like Lebron James in the lane -- dudes just keep paying me to stroll in
But no one takes charges from lyrics. .
. .we'd rather let him keep slam dunking his bullshit
And you're hideous too -- I'm hot, but you could make it snow in summer
So many moles on his body they used his picture to define Avogadro's number
That's a chemistry joke cause I'm chemically dope -- just smashin' dudes
I'll make you bail out this tourney so fast GM will come chasing after you
And that's pathetic, so take the L cause you don't belong in the top spot
You just got your ass kicked to the jump, and we ain't competing in hop scotch
Quotables:
6/16
Quotable %:
37.5%

Winner:
Bobericc(4-3)

Marcus Reese(1-0) vs Fuck Yuu (1-0)
My Prediction:
Nick Fletch.
Length:
20 v. 0
Breakdown:
Nick.
Ya rockin a baller’s game? ngga please, I’ll roll you out on a stretcher
Only screen play Fuck’s got is for the movie “I just got stomped by Nick Fletcher”
This was alright, lol. I liked it, it was sorta harsh. aha
Like honestly, this could be a bye week that you giving
My verses always on top of the tables, like what ya mom does for a living
Ahahahahaha. lmfao. Nice.
& there’s no pussy for you on those Friday nights spent alone in silence
You’ve been in virgin territory long enough to be a victim of gang violence
Damn, I liked that, Sick.
No title for you here dude, but my fists will give you fuckin hope b
Cuz they’ll put you in a ward so long, you’ll be this tourney’s runners-up trophy
Ahaha. loll. Also nice.
Your done bitch, & ain’t nobody here gonna cushion the fall
Face it, your style mimics your sex life.. so your verse ‘mounts to nothing at all
DAMNNN.

Generic Bullshit:
I’m dropping 20 kid, so face up to the fact you’re not ready
Cuz you’re style’s not catered for 20, but your job’s had you wait on that many
It’s obvious you don’t get chicks, even polish birds hate your gimmick
Shit, if there’s Fuck and a poland woman.. she’s laying his ass out with it
Plus, what’s with that homo ass false hyped smile
When ya see Fuck beatnik.. it’s not an outcome, it’s describing ya hippie lifestyle
Everything about you is gay, & faggot your lies are failing to stop it
You’re all about secrets & even your skeletons are comin outta the closet
& recognise your broke ass is garbage, & bitch you know it’s true
You live out a fucking beat box that ghetto kids would spit vocals to
Quotables:
10/20
Quotable %:
50%

Fuck Yuu




You had four days AFTER Nick dropped to write a verse of the 16 you said you were going to.
You, are, a..
BITCH
Nick would have killed you either fucking way, you faggot.
Winner:
Marcus Reese(No-Show)

Multi (0-0) vs Ryan Hughes (0-0)
My Prediction:
Ryan
Length:
10 v. 10
Breakdown:
Ryan Hughes
i fight dirty nigga, an you'll need to cuz of yah soft men
i'am get a law suit from aftermath, when i crack a bottle off M
This was the only DECENT thing you had, Wtf.

Generic Bullshit:
idk how you in a crew, actin tight is all this whores rants
you can inhale smoke an faint in a fire,
.........an still wouldnt be hottest in your camp
you have no talent in writting, this dudes worthless
in yah mind u dont throw away trash lines..you make'em in too verses
bumpin tell me when to go..wit u in the trunk of a 2 tone del sol
then i'll ghost ride the whip, till it hits a muthafucking telephone pole
you'd only join the army, cuz u'd want ya dick in guys mouths
faggot your on more solider boys, than most girls in the south
Quotables:
2/10
Quotable %:
20%

Multi
u can get the fist for free, big to me your existence is a mystery
check ya url bar buddy, cuz its the only one from u that'll make history
This is really played to me, but it was worded borderline alright.
i smell victory, so take the razor and cut about 3 artiries
with ya retarded free's, i coulda found a better match on eHarmony
its Okay, but seriously.. thats it. ONLY okay.

Generic Bullshit:
i dont have any plans on no showing and having this little cunt win
if i wanted to feel a blunt chin, i would have already punched him
the american ido prick shit ya spit?? it isn't even alright
Well all kno Ryan seek rest, then cry him self to sleep everytnight
dont flatter yourself if you thinkin that your a g like me
RV is always leavin for a while, & its always tryna brb
Quotables:
4/10
Quotable %:
40%
Winner:
Multi.(3-2)

LP(0-0) vs C.A.L.I (0-0)
My Prediction:
LP
Length:
10 v. 10
Breakdown:
LP
& now ya think ya Pimped Carlas, come on dude, your not that rich
last time she went back to C.A.L.I., is cuz I dumped the bitch
Aha. lol. i liked it.

Generic Bullshit:
another quitter from '03, so going threw you's a breeze
u've threw in so many towels we could start a toga party
& ya girls disease infected, that monsters all bout greed
got money under her belt, but that aint the only type of green
as hopeless as can be, my onslaughts too much to stomach
ya career finally has bright lights..followed by Angels coming
I'm original dude, left her gaped and hurtin more
i wisper sweet thoughts, you hit her with words she heard before
Quotables:
2/10
Quotable %:
20%

CALI
LMFAO. Nada.

Generic Bullshit:
Still a 'flyweight'?...then you next to nothing
Whats with your name?...it probally spells bitch in Russian
Females never give you nothing but you praying an hoping
And all you get is 'blue balls' like ya avatar moving in motion
So you act crazy hard but you a bitch in the flesh
A coward behind 'bars' no wonder you 'p.c' text
Its funny because i ain't seen this kid in months
With his 'diabetic' drink stand style...void of a punch!!
This dudes a chump and a cum stained lame
Only 'L' he'll give out is the first letter in his dumb ass name
Quotables:
0/10
Quotable %:
0%
Winner:
LP(4-1)

Megatypezraw(1-0) vs Fly E(1-0)
My Prediction:
Mega
Length:
14 v. 20
Breakdown:
Megatypezraw
When the bullet goes down your throught I bet it will hardly sting,
I’ll do you a favor n ‘cock’ the nine in ur mouth so u can die reminiscing of ur favorite thing.
Ahaa, i liked that, kind of played but it made me chuckle. lol.
I’ll already beat you homie and you couldn’t be fly with a pack of sea gulls,
So I’ll just cross you twice on my hit list that’s the closest you’d get to equal.
Lmfao, could of been worded better though.

Generic Bullshit:
I beat him once already so you’re my bitch now watch as I stun on her,
It’s simple Fly-E is under Dog like he’s working for the Hawaiian Bounty Hunter.
He gets on stage, spits and the crowd is silent as a praying monk lemme offer some help,
N force feed him sweets, chocolate chips, a bunch of junk so you can be full of yourself.
Mega vs You? No need to warn me Civils handing out money to boast n ill tourney,
While this pussys so scared he’s handing out money to protect himself from me.
N I’m fuckin ballin rollen in a Lexus, I see a chick I want n trust me I catch her,
Fly-E moven on females? Yah if a chick nurse puts this feigns ass on the stretcher.
It’s a shame to see such a broke man walkin it must but the liquor talking,
but if you see him beggin for change he’s not backin up Obamas campaign slogan.
Quotables:
4/14
Quotable %:
28.5%

Fly E
How do you have NO good lines in 20.? lmfao.

Generic Bullshit:
You know what they say about under dawgs is they come out on top
Mega don't type raw when this little bitch barely drops
42 post and you think you go so incredibly hard
When each week ya bars sound the same like lil wayne ghosts writes in your heart
Febuary 2009 must of been the birthday of the ungreatfull
Even if you was civil you would fight within ya self like your hatefull
Im tired of ya rhyme schemes and how bad you are at this
Its like you don't text with fingers and ya text with ya fist (. ,., mjmjkkkkkkkjkjlklj)
Wit ya pussy lips kissin the keys like its ya last kiss
Because from my keyboard i make yours get into this
You supposed to be the one with the most expectations
Civil thinks he see something in you all i see is another rap soul im taken
You a bitch wit no style and talk about how niggas is gay or about guns
Give me one true personal or good metaphor and i'll admit you got the punch
But you don't you little punk Your style is a generic brand
Its like you is something that can stand but i'll blow you like the future afganastan
Mega types raw because you neva got cred on the stage
They booed you worse then eminem on 8 mile when his mind went blank
So you betta stop the choke wit every catagory 0 and 0
I'll protect myself from you because i don't want a win category of zero
Quotables:
0/20
Quotable %:
0%
Winner:
Megatypezraw(5-1)

coke dealer(1-0) vs one way(1-0)
My Prediction:
One Way
Length:
10 v. 10
Breakdown:
One Way
The police aint got shit on me, their war on drugs is washed and weak
Cause I know all you need is a computer to keep coke off the streets
I liked this aha, Coke you nerd. >:[
His generic recycled concepts are predictable, a bogus joke at best
He seems to be screwed off the top, so we know this coke aint fresh
Decent. could have been worded better but its okay.

Generic Bullshit:
This guy don’t bitch very often, even when the haters are at it again
this dude always rolls with the punches, he must not have any friends
See coke dealer is not a smart dude, I see him as more of an anal fag
When he passes with flying colors, he’s walking by with a rainbow flag
Should learned by now, time to get out the money and sway intentions
But how can he buy his way to the top if he can’t even pay attention
Quotables:
4/10
Quotable %:
40%

Coke Dealer
Um.. this was NOT expected. lol

Generic Bullshit:
You a small dick fuck, Your shit's basically just an indent
Cuz no bitches saying OW!! When you on top n in them
Avatar's speak the loudest, a fan of mine you'll always be
Cuz you CD's biggest groupie, your hands are always all over me
N talking drugs aint your lingo, your concepts as old as Uncle Sam
Cuz i'm a 'bear' it all out right now, you just pushing Honey Grams
Beating em' so bad, Had to beg Kris Stubb's just to let me
Make him feel the real american color's, when his face meets a Pepsi
Get off me bro, i drop dope shit, elope real quick, with the taste my fist
Cuz only One Way i dont win, and thats if R/B came n rode ya lil dick
Quotables:
0/10
Quotable %:
0%
Winner:
One Way(5-0)

Alphabetized(1-0) vs Final(1-0)
My Prediction:
N/A
Length:
10 v. 10
Breakdown:
Alpha
I'm glad though, cuz wit ya bitch i dont force shit, I jus clap
So don't get mad at ME dude, harassment to land on my lap
This was nice wordplay, I liked it. Wording was iffy though.
Schoolin this herb, Im scared<-- but only just to give ya hope
Cuz the only kids that be FEARIN final..
.. are the dudes who lost their notes
That was NICE.
Why even go 16 dude, cut ya verses down they wack as fuck
Cuz as soon as I saw 16 I was shorten of them would suck
More sick ass wordplay.

Generic Bullshit:
Im not an expert, but you've lost 2 a ton of heads as of recent
Analyst of those people would consist of anyone halfway decent
Final I MADE you dog, and ya NOT smart ya just bad, hoe
but your deffenetly bright...
...since ya spent ya career in my shadow
& you aint champin this dude, need proof? I'll rock ya brain
Cuz we'll see Final in the champ match...
but thats only the topics name
Quotables:
6/12
Quotable %:
50%

Final
I'm gonna do this a little different.

he's tight to be around. i'm the type to try to know him
cus i get a rise outta alpha.. in the ranks when i KO him :]
Quoted twice
you're the retard type that thinks preperation is the best
but your bowels will be evacuating when my gun's Fire Drills your chest
Quoted once
homies gay, and you're girl? somebody should warn her..
his beds experienced more Man Coverage then shutdown corners
Quoted 3 times
really though, alpha you're fat. i got you're girl in my rig
& me and her made clips with enough X's to even fit YOU too big
Quoted twice
im sick of this kid. i'ma let him get hit with the fire
cus Al's so weird, Mr. yankovic was forced to retire
Never quoted. :/
i'm nice with my hands man, so i'll make it more then jus rap
and Shift you're bone structure enough to turn your whole verse into caps
Quoted 3 times.
Winner:
Alphabetized(4-1)

Compa(0-0) vs KroNuz(0-0)
My Prediction:
Compa
Length:
0 v. 0
Winner:
Compa(No-Show)

Caustic(1-0) vs Versatility(1-0)
My Prediction:
Caustic
Length of Battle:
0-0

Winner:
Caustic(No-Show)

Wordz AhGod(0-1) vs Finland(0-1)
My Prediction:
Wordz
Length:
10 v. 0
Breakdown:
Wordz
I'll never be lower then u dawg, bitch Im too hard..
N' My record speaks for itself.. while ur's doesn't even know who YOU are!!
Aha. i liked that, it was cute. :]

Generic Bullshit:
I guess he no showed this beating, so honestly he's known for nothing
Look at his last verse, even he knew it was trash before he pressed the posting button.
Weak fucker can't spit or even throw up them hands
They say everything falls into a proper place..
..so Fin probably never stood a chance
Im smashing this newb, leave his girl asking for clues
coz while I fall asleep inside HER.. he's calling for room service inside dudes.
This my no show lines again, your pretending to be a G first?
Bitch talks about posting up in the block, but he cant post his E verse
Quotables:
2/10
Quotable %:
20%

Finland:
Booted.

Winner:
Wordz AhGod(No-Show)

JTR(0-1) vs Big Picture(0-1)
My Prediction:
JTR
Length:
16 v. 0
Breakdown:
JTR
Big Pic's a bitch nig, I RIP SCRIPTS ya dip shit. Get your ribs hit with six fists
Ur not a big pimp cuz thick chicks think ya like giant porcupines; A BIG PRICK
You think you're funny like Bill Hicks? You're more annoying then bitch fits
And if I ever saw a Big Pic of this kid i'd get THIS sick
So put ya pictures away, i'm hittin the base with scripts I kick like an ace
But when i'm spittin the flames this kid is so gay i'd rather just spit in his face
Jack The Ripper is made, my cash is bigger I'm paid, my rap is sicker then aids
ASK YA SISTER, you lame and even your own siblings wanna wish you away
I'm kicking his ass, I got clips for my strap that ill put to his lips and then blast
Like "Strip to ya ass and gimme ya cash, now suck the tip of my gat" *BLAT!*
You more chicken & drop poor writtens, i'll give the mortician more business
Send you to him for snitching cuz I chase down rats like bored kittens
Move forth kickin ya chest with the force of a horse livin with a massive leg
Leave ya confused like fags in bed with four women when I bash ya head
Slash ya neck with a jagged edge, use witch craft, bring you back from dead
To beat ya ass again faster then a rampant, rappid rabbit having sex

I'm not going to do the quotables because it's all SICK ASS multis.
Just know, the verse was nice as fuck.

Big Picture
Booted.

Winner:
JTR(No-Show)

Jonathon(0-1) vs Bakkie(0-1)
My Prediction:
Jonathon
Length:
8 v. 0
Breakdown:
Jonathon
I dont usually do this, but sometimes I hardly do it at all
ya'll know I'm so wack -
I could be trippin' all day n' still never fall...
Its not easy bein' cheesy, all my females tend to leave me
& my face's greasy like bacon so please eat me...
I'll always be a virgin, cuz I'm tryna be a surgeon
but fuck my grades's what the teachers said bout me learnin'
But nah, I've got pussy before - but I'm def not a whore
cuz since then they refuse to do me anymore...

I won't do the quotables for this either because it was a diss yourself.
It was decent.

Bakkie
Booted.

Winner:
Jonathon(No-Show)

Young Kidd(0-1) vs dios de hip hop(0-1)
My Prediction:
Dios
Length:
0 v. 0

Winner:
Dios(No-Show)

Civil.(1-0) vs GKillaz(1-0)
My Prediction:
Civil
Length:
0 v. 0

Winner:
Civil(No-Show)

E Looch(0-1) vs Brydon(0-1)
My Prediction:
Brydon
Length:
0 v. 0

Winner:
Both Booted

Camarac(0-1) vs Sobe(0-1)
My Prediction:
Cam
Length:
0 v. 0

Winner:
Cam(No-Show)

Po It(0-1) vs Sagat(0-1)
My Prediction:
Po It
Length:
0 v. 0

Winner:
Both Booted

Verses of the Week
Tie between Alpha & Nick Fletcher due to the percentage of quotables.



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Gimmick Verse of the Week[/U]
JTR, EASY.

Punchline Tourney
All quoted punches in the battle reviews are included.

Top-Ranked:

#1: Alpha (2-0)/Nick (2-0)
#3: Bobericc(2-0)
#4: Civil.(2-0)
#5: JTR(1-1)

Good:
Wordz AhGod
Dios de Hip Hop
Final
Caustic
Mimesis

Alright:
One Way
Megatypezraw
Ryan Hughes
Multi.
Jonathon
Compa
LP

Aha:
CALI
J Luth
Camarac
KroNuz
Coke Dealer
GKillaz
Fuck Yuu
Fly E

New:
Burden.
MilliWill
E.C
H.T
Versitility*

* - I just have NO clue. lolz.

Alpha's Anger

Gayest shit of the week.

Top 5
5. The fact there are people in the tourny, mind you this is a cash prize tourny, that still write in like an 03 structure and havn't gotten eliminated yet.

4. . The fact that people hang around for the forum and talk shit about the tourny, but than post verses in it anyways. However, reason 3 explains this.

3. The fact that people in this tourny don't know what good punches are, or see played punches and say "dope" is gay.. learn to recognize good punches.

2. No shows, KroNuz, veratility, finland, big pic, bakkie, young kidd, gkillaz, camarac, E Looch, sobe, brydon, po it, sagat. Gay shit, at least fucking show.

1. Gayest thing of the week. Fuck Yuu saying Reeses' verse sucked, then asking for an extension and didn't even ending up showing. Thats some gay shit.