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06-03-05, 05:59 PM
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As Seen On T.V.
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Know Any Pick Up Lines ?
IP: 5867 FD83
i saw a funny one the other day.
i was in line to buy something at AM PM. and this guys shirt read: excuse me miss, those boobs look heavy. would you like me to hold them for you? *cheesey, but real funny on a dull day. DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD ONES?
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06-03-05, 06:00 PM
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Don't Even Think About It
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IP: 1E88 B34A
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
-Village Pimp
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06-03-05, 06:05 PM
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This is my first post!
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IP: 38B4 B261
you wear a fannypack, and i like to pack fanny
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06-03-05, 06:09 PM
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I see dumb people
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IP: 2060 5C92
"have sex wit me or I will kill you *takes out knife*"
^usually works. 
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06-03-05, 06:11 PM
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I Got Money In Tha Bank
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IP: 22C6 2F1A
^^lmao that reminds me of dont be a menace to southc entral sippin on yo juice....where dat niggas like "how much u wanna bet i can get her numba?" n he walk up to her n put a gun to her head n say :gimme yo numba" n he like "ima pick u up round 7" shit was too damn funny
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06-03-05, 06:14 PM
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IP: D5FE 7245
^lmfao that movie is fuckin hilarious...
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06-03-05, 06:17 PM
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I Got Money In Tha Bank
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IP: 22C6 2F1A
^fuck yea it is.....
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06-03-05, 06:18 PM
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This is my first post!
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IP: 38B4 B261
put your crash helmet on tonight love, because youre going through the headboard tonight.
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06-03-05, 06:36 PM
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In ya area.
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IP: 3358 DF00
I rolled upon this one girl at school all like "Hey baby, I got a 19 win streak at internet text battling." She was all like "Oh god that's so hot", and I got those digits, yo.
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If you consider 4/20 a holiday, you probably smoke more crack than weed.
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06-03-05, 06:37 PM
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I see dumb people
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IP: 16E6 2B75
^so did I. Cuz I told her I had a 6 battle win streak in net audio battlin'. And she was like, "Oh, net audio is sooooooo over net text." I was jus like, "weerd".
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06-03-05, 06:40 PM
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In ya area.
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IP: 3358 DF00
Yeah, but I had talked to ol' girl before I layed the game down on her.
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06-03-05, 06:41 PM
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I see dumb people
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IP: 180F 10F3
^so wit my gangsta self, all I had to do pick my nose, and the girl walked over
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06-03-05, 06:43 PM
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In ya area.
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IP: 3358 DF00
Yeah, well I was talking to O and we walked by the water fountain. I got a finger wet, then touched her shirt and touched mine. Then I was all like "Hey, how about we get out of these wet clothes?" *pops collar*
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06-03-05, 06:48 PM
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I see dumb people
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IP: 180F 10F3
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Well, I met this girl outside her house, walked up to her and drop a pencil, when she bent down to pic it up, I moved my head over hers, so when she got up, she hit my head. and I acted like i was unconscious. So she took me inside, put me on her bed, she was rubbin' my forehead wit a wet cloth, then all of a sudden I grabbed her boobie, and the rest was history.
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06-03-05, 06:53 PM
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IP: CF4E 8780
hi... i'd use a corny pick up line but your to beautiful for that..... or in my case i just go hi i'm mike... that works really well to
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