Intro

Awful week as per-usual.

The LBL Cypher

Damn this was long, I’ll review and edit in tomorrow.

Battle Reviews

LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (12-1) vs 2. Sonny Dimebags (13-5)

Ok battle. Glocks dropped first and he dropped aight. Had a Sonny ‘n Cher bar that was good, along with a nudists bar that was clever. Sonny had a glocks-kids nameplay that was aight. Glocks took this easy, winning 7-0.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Stanza (6-7) vs 4. D.Stroyer (2-1)

Oh man. To think this was a contendership match. Terrible. Both dropped poor. D.Stroyer is usually better though. But he’ll get murdered next week. D.Stroyer won 5-0.

5. DaTrusHurtz (13-1) vs 6. TEF (2-1)

Ugh, poor battle. DaTrus musta wrote his verse in about 5 minutes, and TEF just didn’t come good at all. Trus won 5-0.

7. Wyte (2-0) vs 8. Te Ora (4-2)

Reasonable battle. Wyte dropped some mad forced wordplay though, stuff like tiara and OraTe, wtf, I don’t even see the wordplay in there. Forced as hell. He had a boo te bar that was good though. Te Ora dropped better, his hate crime bar was nice. Te Ora won 3-0.

9. Flagrant (2-1) vs 10. L.I. (5-2)

Double no-show.

11. Wordz Ahgod (8-5) vs 12. Lampejo (8-5)

Lampejo had like 1 half decent bar, that was stretched to 4 fucking lines. That shows how bad this battle was. Lampejo won 1-0.

13. Mr Multie (2-1) vs 14. Cal (1-0)

Fucking stupid battle. Mr Multie moaned about some random bullshit, so Cal won.

15. Cocaine (1-0) vs 16. ab0ve (1-2)

ab0ve no-showed. Cocaine won.

17. Joe Native (0-1) vs 18. Wicked One (0-1)

Wicked One no-showed. Joe won.

19. Chrit (0-0) vs 20. Ancel (0-0)

Ancel no-showed. Chrit won.

21. Rush Lingo (0-0) vs 22. GKillaz05 (0-0)

Gkillaz no-showed. Rush won.

23. So Rell (0-0) vs 24. E.C (0-0)

E.C no-showed. So Rell won.

25. Ace Heratoga (0-0) vs 26. Luciano (0-0)

Ace no-showed. Luciano won.

27. Alzwords Write (0-0) vs 28. Cannabarz (0-0)

Cannabarz no-showed. Alzwords won.

29. Out Writechas (0-0) vs 30. Synonym (0-0)

Synonym no-showed. Out Writechas won.

31. Tony Brown (0-0) vs 32. Rap Disciple (0-0)

Tony Brown no-showed. Rap Disciple won.

33. Sylus (0-0) vs 34. SL.Valentino (0-0)

Sylus no-showed. SL Valentino won.

35. Crime (0-0) vs 36. Sir Smash'Alot (0-0)

Terrible battle. Neither had much of note. Both have outdated styles, especially Crime. Nothing to say but Sir Smash’a lot won 5-0.

Top Punches

I have no motivation to write any more lines
So T....... EF U FOR FUCKIN' WASTIN' MY TIME!

6. DaTrusHurtz vs TEF

But Roger does have his personal issues though,I know how he lives
so I dont mean gun safety,when i say keep Glocks away from the kids

5. Sonny Dimebags vs Roger Glocks

You don’t get any girls bitch…....and this bitch never gets any head
But he will see some ass......right after we Boo Te outta the thread

4. Wyte vs Te Ora

we're both new here, but i sense dislike, whenever i state rhymes
it's like i'm black.. cause wyte beating me would be a hate crime

3. Te Ora vs Wyte

dawg your lines need to get some clothes on? juss to be even
...a nudist looked at ur verse N wished you came to the battle more decent

2. Roger Glocks vs Sonny Dimebags

Make this battle a variety show. juss to see IF Dimebag is really down
Watch my shells blow into Sonny n Cher your organs with the ground

1. Roger Glocks vs Sonny Dimebags

Verse of the Week

Roger Glocks

3 attempt to win the belt? well .....

you spit those same corny wordplays n theres no help
cuz your concepts are a thing of the past...I heard history repeats itself
Make this battle a variety show. juss to see IF Dimebag is really down
Watch my shells blow into Sonny n Cher your organs with the ground
dawg your lines need to get some clothes on? juss to be even
...a nudist looked at ur verse N wished you came to the battle more decent
I sling those tree's. n this clown will get his ass beat down
cops pulled me over. ya, I'll eat Dimes wayyyy faster this time around
you have balls to battle me...but there in ur mouth, so its tough
but this isn't boxing when I seen Sonny Liston, the guys he fuck'd
You got no friends.so get out the house and see ur life unfold
I heard the world is your stage n theres like 2 ppl at your shows
2 losses in the Champ match? now make it 3, so stand back
but after this week give Sonny Dimebag's the tittle

...........of ''a dude who cant win in a champ match''

Battle of the Week

Roger Glocks vs Sonny Dimebags

Roger Glocks

3 attempt to win the belt? well .....

you spit those same corny wordplays n theres no help
cuz your concepts are a thing of the past...I heard history repeats itself
Make this battle a variety show. juss to see IF Dimebag is really down
Watch my shells blow into Sonny n Cher your organs with the ground
dawg your lines need to get some clothes on? juss to be even
...a nudist looked at ur verse N wished you came to the battle more decent
I sling those tree's. n this clown will get his ass beat down
cops pulled me over. ya, I'll eat Dimes wayyyy faster this time around
you have balls to battle me...but there in ur mouth, so its tough
but this isn't boxing when I seen Sonny Liston, the guys he fuck'd
You got no friends.so get out the house and see ur life unfold
I heard the world is your stage n theres like 2 ppl at your shows
2 losses in the Champ match? now make it 3, so stand back
but after this week give Sonny Dimebag's the tittle

...........of ''a dude who cant win in a champ match''

Sonny Dimebags

Third times the charm
Yo, I see who's the champ, hes nothin, and Im like I cant do wit this
Roger shud only be bumpin the number 1 spot..listenin to Ludacris
Glocks used to be sick,but now his shit stinks more then fresh bud
even if he typed wit bleedin fingertips,still couldnt drop wit fresh blood
Kids a fuckin faggot ,hes a virgin is what I'm sayin for translation
Only time Rogers in n out somethin, is a walkie-talkie conversation
But Roger does have his personal issues though,I know how he lives
so I dont mean gun safety,when i say keep Glocks away from the kids
Enuff of how much this cat is gay, Hes got the belt I want to take away
Sonny does show respect to the champs......of the nfl,mlb and the nba
I'll admit you actually came nice I give some props to your verse
Roger really got heavy on dimes, when he filled up his coin purse
You like the ocean right Roger?Cuz your death will be perfect cuz of me
I'll put some shells up to your ears,and then let your body float out to sea

Predictions

LBL Championship Match: 1. Roger Glocks (13-1) vs 2. D.Stroyer (3-1)

Murder. Rape. Slaughter. What ever the fuck you wanna call it, the result’s gonna be the same. Glocks to win.

LBL Contendership Match: 3. Te Ora (5-2) vs 4. Lampejo (9-5)

Te Ora will win this, Lamp is aight but he just ain’t as good as Te Ora. Where as Te Ora should drop cool and make the champ match.

5. Cal (2-0) vs 6. Cocaine (2-0)

Eh, iono. Cocaine to win.

7. Joe Native (1-1) vs 8. Chrit (2-0)

Joe’s alright, but Chrit’s better. Chrit to win.

9. Sonny Dimebags (13-6) vs 10. Stanza (6-8)

Sonny in a blowout.

11. Rush Lingo (1-0) vs 12. So Rell (1-0)

Cool battle here if both drop to their potential. If not it could just be boring. I dunno who’ll win. I think Rell will try harder, so he’ll get it.

13. Comedian (3-0) vs 14. Luciano (1-0)

Fuck knows. Guess, Comedian.

15. Alzwords Write (1-0) vs 16. Out Writechas (1-0)

Hooray, a decent battle. Both are pretty nice and this should be good. Out is nice but I dunno if he’ll put his full effort forth for this, that may result in Alzwords nipping under the radar and getting the win.

17. Rap Disciple (1-0) vs 18. SL.Valentino (1-0)

Rap Disciple will win, he’s better, but he may not show.

19. Sir Smash'Alot (1-0) vs 20. TEF (2-2)

This is gonna be awful. TEF will win though cos he’s better and he’ll show.

21. Wordz Ahgod (8-6) vs 22. Ace Heratoga (0-1)

Eh, dunno if either will show. Praps they will. If so then Ace will win, but Wordz is probably more likely to show, so whatever.

23. Sylus (0-1) vs 24. Chris Stylez (0-0)

Double no-show.

25. Phil Benjamin (0-0) vs 26. MoneyMaker (0-0)

Double no-show.

27. Froze (0-0) vs 28. CyKo (0-0) vs 29. da-yungest-1-8 (0-0)

Triple no-show.

Top 10 Power Rankings

8. Ace Heratoga – Eh, iono if he’s even gonna show. But he’s good.

7. Out Writechas – Has the potential to become really good, just has to try hard. Can’t slack against Alzwords this week.

6. Alzwords Write – He’s pretty nice from what I’ve seen. Expect him to upset some people.

5. Rush Lingo – Depending on whether or not he tries he could make the champ match.

4. So Rell – He’s good and it seems like he wants to try, should be up and around the champ match soon enough.

3. Chrit – Should rush the rankings and make the champ match pretty soon.

2. Te Ora – After winning the contender battle, he’ll be facing Glocks. That’ll be his biggest challenge in the league yet.

1. Roger Glocks – Based on the talent in this league he’ll hold the title for a few weeks longer.

Outro

I don’t even know why I still run this. Nothing to say, peace.