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Old 06-09-06, 07:22 PM   #1
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Hey, did ya hear the one about Jesus and Satan?
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One day, Satan challenged Jesus to a computer programming competition. So, they both approached God and said, "God, you be the judge of this competition when it's done." God agreed and they began typing feverishly.

After 4 hours of non-stop encoding, the power suddenly goes out when a flash of lightning strikes. A few minutes later, the power comes back on and Jesus and Satan agrees to have God just judge what they have. But, to his dismay, Satan's screen was completely empty of everything! God walked over to Jesus' screen, full of vivid images and angelic music, and declared him the winner. Satan then asked God in confusion, "Why is it that my information got lost and Jesus' didn't?" God then replied, "It's because Jesus saves!"



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Old 06-09-06, 07:23 PM   #2
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Wtf that was corny.
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Old 06-09-06, 07:23 PM   #3
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clever little joke..........hahahah
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Old 06-09-06, 07:26 PM   #4
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great anology fa real .
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Old 06-09-06, 07:30 PM   #5
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Rofl damn, I cant wait to tell my buddies at bible study about this!
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Old 06-09-06, 07:52 PM   #6
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lol, i chuckled
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Old 06-09-06, 07:56 PM   #7
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Heres a tip..

Dont tell jokes you heard in church........
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Old 06-09-06, 07:59 PM   #8
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Shouldn't it be "coding" not "encoding"?
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Old 06-09-06, 09:04 PM   #9
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BoooOOOooOOOO..........................
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Old 06-09-06, 09:09 PM   #10
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lol.....word
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Old 06-09-06, 09:11 PM   #11
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that shit was dry on a level -_-
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Old 06-09-06, 09:38 PM   #12
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lmao hahahaha .
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Old 06-10-06, 12:13 AM   #13
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nah that joke was arright....
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Old 06-10-06, 12:16 AM   #14
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lol.. kinda funny
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Old 06-10-06, 12:28 AM   #15
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lol, i chuckled

I chuckled under my breath!
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