Name: Josh "The Jewish" Farnsworth

Age: 20

Height: Small

Weight: Weedy, comparable to a school girl.

Special Skills: Internet boasting. Flirting with high school freshman girls. Throwing tantrums when people rag on him. Defending himself with 10 page essays of needless jibber-jabber.


^ DAMN SON! I bet them MMA Fighters are running scared, huh?

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lol .

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lmao rofl!!!!!! owned

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"the loudest one in the room is the weakest"- frank lucas..

Rofl.................................... classic..

I'm 6 feet but ok, I guess that's small. And I HAVE been doing Judo my whole life, I can post up pics of my medals. I wasn't boasting you fucking idiot, someone asked if i'm into UFC and I told them watsup. I've been doing MMA since I can remember. That's the fkn reason i'm moving to Japan. Also someone else provoked me to explain how i've been passionate about martial arts since a child because they said "everyone is a cage fighter these days" and seemed to be referring to me, when that's not the case as I BEEN doing this shit.

And about throwing a tantrum, nah, you were just making some stupid jokes over and over again and being mad immature. I asked you once to cut the shit out in a nice way and you didn't, knowing I was getting annoyed, and finding it funny (that's a bitch move) so I called you on it saying you aint funny and you're a little bitch who should learn to act his age, then what did you do?

"Bro it's just jokes, i'm sorry, it was no beef intended, I don't want to argue with you cuz we always been cool. I don't know about that whole situation with the girl either, i'm not trying to get into it, sorry man"

U prolly just a neo-nazi with ya ugly ass shaved head looking like a mix between wayne rooney and mr. clean, fuck out of here dawg, you ugly as hell lmao

Plus you BEEN on my dick and loving my style, talking mad slick bout my texting in league mags and shit, saying how i'm oh so funny, you can even look at the legends thread right here on RV where you wrote all that sweet shit bout me, awwww hunnybuns!! <3. Last time we talked on msn you were tryna get me to get xbox live so you could play games and bond with me lmfao, now suddenly you got a problem with me out of the blue? Ok Benzino...

TALK ABOUT A MID LIFE CRISIS DAMN
LAST WEEK YOU WERE SAYIN I'M THE FUCKIN MAN
NOW I'M A BUSTER!?

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Quit dick-riding like you even know what's going on. Funny how only the herbs came out to say "hahaha good one Nick!" but no one else did.

Fool ass lemmings, go follow eachother off a cliff, y'all some jokes man I swear lmao

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That goes for you too. Y'all read one thing and think a muh fucka got dirt on me when you don't know half the story, quit jocking bitch

i laughed at you being a jew. cuz i know that its true and makes you upset. lol


LETS GET IT ON!!!

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how funny it is that I say you defend yourself with essays. i hit the nail right on the head didn't i? and nice one admitting we made you angry for making jokes about you. and as for boasting, dude you boast about everything.

"I do Judo. I won these divisions. I'm a fucking black belt. I went skydiving. I'm a dope chef. I get mad chicks. I do parkour."

ngga, is there anything you fucking don't do? you're a fucking joke, lmfao. and don't make me start pulling out the convo's of you and rebekko or whatever her name was... flirting with her even though she is WAAAAYYYY too young you pedo motherfucker.

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I'd brag 2 if i did parkour. but im way to pussy to be jumpin buildings

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check ur SIG big dawg rofl holler

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Damn........ shes got you there PO... haha

Weren't you posting on her wall too? Call it jokes if you want but I was fucking around with her anyways too til she started catchin feelings and then i found out she lied bout her age and told her to fuck off .

I never said I was a black belt, I should be blue but my injuries caused me to miss two exam so officially i'm still green/blue -_-. Actually no there's not much I don't do seeing as how you missed the army, ping pong, cliff diving, basketball, water skiing, alpine skiing, archery, most of those which I did at a competitive level etc etc..

It takes me like, 5 mins to type up an "essay" and show how much of a shady clown you are while im waiting for one of my homies to show up. Lets not go there, you leave the longest and most explained votes in battles known to man. You love my style, you think my verses are some of "the most entertaining and hilarious things you've ever read" and yes that's an almost exactly similair quote from your own words, we get it man, you don't needa write a book about how cool you think I am hahahaha

I never bragged bout parker, I put up ONE pic on RV and said this is me doing parkour, something I enjoy to do.. and what happened.....

oh yea you know what's coming



See that's that shit i'm talkin bout. You BEEN on my dick, and now finally you hopping off? Well thanks for letting it breath, it's been needing some air hahahahaa

lol @ the long essays.