you'll keep it simple? Typical..

U have everyone else fooled, but ur not PERPLEXIN'-ME
you only keepin' it simple... cuz u have no COMPLEXITY!
ya girl kept TEXTIN'-ME, she wanted to have SEX-WIT-ME
so i came over her house, after you LEFT-AT-3
With no hesitation, she started givin' NECK-TO-ME
she's not Jesus.... but she did start 'BLESSIN'-ME'!! LOL
The ball was in her hands, I was just the REFEREE
n' she was handlin' it well...she was IMPRESSIN'-ME
She does tricks wit balls..she shud be on the AND-1-TOUR
wait......she got me...... what she need AND-1-FOR ??
She does tricks on me like MAGICIANS
im hot wit SPITTIN, so im 'gettin signed' like PETITIONS!
i cook up hot tracks, while your recipe's MISSIN'
so only 'cookin up you doin'...is in the KITCHEN!
Fried CHICKEN n' MACARONI
stop RAPPIN'-HOMIE, everything u RAP-IS-PHONY
My money gettin' fat, while ur STACKS-IS-BONEY
i married my cash...i guess u missed the MATRIMONY
n' we a dynamic duo like SHAQ-N'-KOBE
stop tryin...u too WHACK-TO-OWN-ME

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A.K.A The Punchline Champion!

yep...its simple son...the way ya verse gets shade
we aint seen sonny barz like he posted on a stormy day
and the more your say is repulsive, face it...ur off kid
cuz if you found yourself...its just cuz you've lost it
n I'm flowing flawless, u'll be shocked and pause quick
cuz you status is way down...same place your jaw is
n this is a true key...you shits amuzing at its peak
if you the man of the day...fuck, u've started a new weak
and that sums up you skills...better recount what u added
cuz I'd be equal to you...if I favored substration
tired of wakness...but you continue to force you hand
so far up your ass...you could hit your own sweat glands
cuz you skills are a fraud..and your face..I proceed to smack
so once I proclaim best at text...we know opposites attract
n your attention span is short, I crush the weak minded
you'll be all you can be...fag, gay and sweat grinding
so stay behind kid..you cant inch toward the talent, son
I ruled out skill...just to measure ^^ up to a coward one
n I'm still going, keeping up wit the energizer log
cuz I could face raw talent...but then I'd be bangin a homo

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LPMNDCTE


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