Ok, some ima tell the story since im high and bored, so I played in highschool game once, and there was one guy who's D I will never forget, fucks Bruce Bowen and Reggie Miller, this guy burrowed down into your head and drove you insane man.. check it
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So they play man defence, and this right after tip off, and right away, kid is just following me talking to me bout how he went out with his girl the other night, how he fucked the shit outa her, and then asking me about biology questions cuz he was gonna fail the test, really distracting, but worst, SO ANNOYING, so like this muhfucka follows me round always talking, wherever I was he was there talking dumb ass random shit to annoy me, piss the fuck off outa me and throw off my game, and it was working, and then, the worst, so while im posting up, he got one hand on my back, and he's rubbing my shoulders and then he puts his hands down my shorts and on my boxers now, and then sticks his finger poking my ass hole, so It suprises me so I loose control of the ball and fumble it, and then he's like, you smell nice, so I turn around and deck the muhfucka in the face, and get thrown off the court, kicked out the gynasium, later on comes out the guy who subs for me, looks at me, he's like, same thing, damn that guy gets too you, I was like, shit, dirty player in more then just one ways, but fuck, he did really throw you off, imagine staring at him then at the basket and you bout to dribble then drive in, and he's just like "you got such beautifull eyes, and does this little kiss" man, I was like but damn, after that, now I always follow my man and talk about random shit to him, you'll see, really throws em off' but dont do the whole homo thing unless you in to that haha weerd pz.

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^ay man i do that all the time and it works..........

What the homo shit? YOU PUT YOUR HAND DOWN OTHER GUYS SHORTS?! but weerd, that shit works yo, but the homo shit aint coo', man errtime you go for a layup, BAM, finger on your asshole, and while in the air you like ahh wtf yo, and lose control and the ball goes willy nilly errwhere

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naw i pull on ur jersey, on ur shorts.......

....when u shoot i poke ur stomach..jus all the lil things i can get away with.....

What the fuck you forgot

Micheal Hordan
Steve Francis
Magic Johnson
Leeny Wilkins
Conney Hawkins ( Was better than Jordan)
Richard Hamilton

and as far as Defense Ron Artest he's listed as a guard

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*shakes head...hands trem a clue*

ahah
shoulda stomped dude out

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