Welcome Ladies And Gentlemen..To a Show that Models Scarface. A story about Chrit...We Provide you with beautiful Narration...Yes, enjoy, grab some popcorn and eat something else and Drink something while
We take you on a journey. Fa Sho...

Chrit, was my buddy, I know I already lost to him twice
So I'll go back, see which were original Punchlines
Seems like your Rb career Seems to model Scarface...
Your Rise and Fall, Punchlines ain't enough..
Chrit seems to also like to bite From Concepts...
Came to me as a surprise, It was just out of the Blue
Like Whoa...I thought everyone used to bite Off You...
What?

So it seems like I had my fun....Welly well Well Well....
Who's this Guy? Fuck it, He wants a piece, And I don't mean he's gonna bite off you..

Sarcasm:
Good old Chrit, what can you say about this biting fiend,
The fact that he bit from noobs, his record got demeaned,
He swore he was hard, like Christina he was a fighter,
But he never lit anyone up really, like no fluid in a lighter,
Yes he had his losses, got burned a good couple of times,
and thats only when, He didn't bite anyones punchlines!
Now him and Av are banned and he's go nothing to show
Except that when you have the best record on rapbattles,
You Can Still Blow!

Ohhhh..You can still Blow, He said you blow like Hurricanes...I know your reading this Chrit, You have more Identities than Shmeagle and Michael Jackson Plastic surgery files...
So who's this fool about to step up? I don't know, but he sure wants to Destroy you and your pretty record...

Trapt Wit:
Shit... We all hate you.. so from us all Fucka Chrit...
Peeped ya pics... Fat ass growin from that shit that you bit
Talkin gangsta as shit dont hide the fact that you're white...
And for ya asses virginity is the only time we believe that you fight...
I hate kids with egos... without others verses you no show...
Even bit catchphrases... Word Life!!! Like Whoa???
Fucking whore is nothing... just gassed up and record's inflated...
Must have a win for every ugly bitch that you dated...
I mean shit... you were right... in D/R's you sure are the king...
Drunk ass's winners circle was more of a voting ring
Yeah you a net pimp... If ya set up cam's for ya hand...
I mean shit... over 10 pages of love....
....for your ass being banned

Whooo...nobody has better personals than that kid does...I'm serious too.
Well I hope you enjoyed the show....Had some fun or whatnot, And surf safely...









The Fuck you Kiddin me, We gon surprise you and leave you with a bang.

C-Section:
chrits a bitch like a female that isnt a man
hes like green eggs and ham, hes green and hes made from a pigs ass!!!!!!!!!!!
dont laugh bitch its isnt funny, fuck b-rabbit! you r-bunny!
you not even bunny your rabbit shit like chewed carrots!
you want beef? to bad you only get spam! (get it thats a net diss)
you like space jam, you want to beat michael jordan!
But You Can't!
you can if you cheat like game genie on NES games!!!! thats it you cheater ass bitch! you were banned for bitting well guess what! im a balimic that throws up when i bite! I CANT EVEN SWALLOW OR I GET SICK! BUT YOU MR CHRIT MAD YOU = SWALLOW DICKS!
you came up to me like, hey ghostwrite for me so threw a sheet over your head and wrote on you!
im goting 100 bars like prisoners BUT YOU COULDNT TOUCH ME WITH A 10 FOOT POLL!
im cold like a igloo you getting burnt like white boys saying OH BURN after they get dissed!
you stupid jeremey shockey look alike!
you must be a dike with you NES playing excite bike!

Oooohhhh Shit...Chrit...Even That Mexican dude...You know, the one who freeposts and puts up funny pictures of himself, but can't type..Even he got on You...Damn Chrit...I feel like so totally bad for you...So I'll Write something else...

Biting fuck, seeming as your already fat enough you need to bite some lines
And this bar is only here so that It could Just rhyme
Good thing you sign up At thirty sites as well...
And this ain't good bye...fucking skitzo, but kiss your rep farewell...

Have a Nice Surf...Aiyo, My CEO's Keep Callin Me ya know? They Like, When You comin out?? I'm like, get tha fuck off my dick, no homo. You know where we be at! We in the club all the time, yo Fa Sho! RB Unit...
Go Go Go Go Go Go Go........

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This was a very nice collaberation. I do not have enought back ground information on 'Chrit' to probaby understand the difference between a personal and just clever wordplay.

Every verse contained high points, as well as low. 'Trapt Wit', I apoligize but I don't get most of your verse being that, from what I have seen in the little time here, it contained only personals.

where did all the posts go?

I asked Maven to reopen it and we won't freepost, so I guess he deleted the other posts...Alright, Upping for replies this time....Really.

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hahahahaha good shit

Chrit is a god damn homo good to see this. work on incorporating more multis into your stuff tho..

peace out

lol came good. i especially liked c sections part. had me laughing.

and who is that guy trapt wit......it seems like he knows chrit mysteriously very very well....hmmmmmm

lol uppin.....chrits back right???....

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Retarded people's heads are to big..I'll be back with something just as funny as watching the Special Olympics..don't worry..

lol, good set up, enjoyed most of the verses, c sections shit threw my flow off a few times, but other then that it was ill

Two words GOOOOOOOT DAMN!!!!...

I didn't know Chrit bit...Im not on this site everday so sometimes I miss ish...Got damn that basically means his record is a fruad....wow This is crazy...

Im guessing Ruthless who got banned for bitting off of Chrit is like ironic..

This collab was definitly hard hitting...If I was Chrit I would be ashamed or pissed...very pissed...the disses in this were on point as well as the flow..

"you stupid jeremey shockey look alike!
you must be a dike with you NES playing excite bike!"

^ That line alone made me say oh ish...

Damn hard hitting enough said...

laters...

^LMMFAO

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lol...ill....my posts were stolen...uppin...

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Retarded people's heads are to big..I'll be back with something just as funny as watching the Special Olympics..don't worry..

lol..... noice

Check this battle out Chrit now seems to be the punch in punchlines:

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...667#post1059667

this was seriously the best diss i have ever read on rb...i dont usually read them but this was dope should be legends chrit got OWNED.....awsome personals...............dopeness wordplay.....fucken mad i wanna see more disses like this..... good work

10/10

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