*Distilled The "Road Buddy of the crew grips the mic*

Panda Anthem Mo' Phuckas holdin It down for the great Black and Whites!
Come alive at night, like nocturnal disco dancers, chances to make it right.
Whats right is to have these furry things up there as number 1 of animals,
King Of the Jungle, Rainforest, Desert, Truth is they too hot to handle!!
For$aken's got 3 in the front room, 5 in the back and 14 upstairs,
I'm worried for this guy, panda's missing from the zoo, now i'm scared.
But No matter, The Bamboo Blunt's like a new level of high, It's Ultra,
Catapult ya up to the clouds, then you come down circlin like a vulture,
We showed respect, and so must you, You can't escape the Panda's
Wanna join us? Just await part 2, right now we'r the official Panda Handlers

[Chorus]
dude I respect you sir, and we won't look at your daughter
eat you alive while our races collide, by our color of our fur!
Pandas can count also! When our paws are on the "ones" & "twos!"
We're not even in B.A.M but we guess what!?!? we'll still say BOO!
(repeat)

*death on the mic is the case and there is now a new law
No "9th Degree" Murders*

Make way for the pandas, what the fuck you want with us?
Won't hesitate to black ya eyes till you look like one of us
Wanna fuss? We can take that shit straight to rhymin'
You brag about smokin' trees, but we're the ones who climb 'em
Writin', dope rhymes on leaves with hopes to get rich, son
And pull cute blonde bitches like Ashlee Simpson
Pimp on, till we die, there's nothin' we can't do
Plus we're the best lookin' brothas in the whole damn zoo
Puffin' bamboo out the logs anywhere
And if you feelin' this shit throw ya paws in the air!

[Chorus]
dude I respect you sir, and we won't look at your daughter
eat you alive while our races collide, by our color of our fur!
Pandas can count also! When our paws are on the "ones" & "twos!"
We're not even in B.A.M but we guess what!?!? we'll still say BOO!
(repeat)

*Oh Snap! The Leader of the pack is about to squash a beat like BLAO!*

run you over in "linkin park" now consider your entire body "numb"
bitch, we'll play you like a "one-man-band" and break your ear"drums"
I'll squash you with my ass SPLAT! *buuu....tt" NOOOOOO "BUTS!!!!"
our frickin' nutsacks are huge! *ewww!* I thought you liked peanuts?
I'm a king so I'll be humble, while having a form of "royal rumble"
grab some bamboo...to chill and be smoking.."The Weed Of The Jungle"
OH SNAP! I sat on my dinner! goddamn *BLAST ALL YOU BLOODY TWIGS!
maybe I should grow so "fruit" get "dates" and eat some "figs"
we hate our "relatives", we don't wear "shoes" so we have no family "ties"
I get in a fight they think I lose...but I was born with black-eyes!

[Chorus]
dude I respect you sir, and we won't look at your daughter
eat you alive while our races collide, by our color of our fur!
Pandas can count also! When our paws are on the "ones" & "twos!"
We're not even in B.A.M but we guess what!?!? we'll still say BOO!
(repeat)

*Instrumentals start flying away and a "one-man-band" starts to play...*

You have to admit, ‘fore I bruise ya…. that this anthem is just super!
Pandas are dope!! Its like a normal bear except different, and cuter!!
If u don’t like em you’re a faggot ya fool… like on time at the national zoo
As I went through, I saw some ill pandas just lazin about, n’ havin bamboo
I was like word. pandas iz tha shiznit. as I moved closer n leaned over the railin
Too bad they goin extinct though, but this anthem is like.. dope and will save ‘em
Their coats black n white they look rockin at night, n in the day, furry n all opposite like
and didya know theres a snack called “hello panda”.. a biscuit with chocolate inside!!
Well ima leave on a final not, you bitches.. and its blatent n’ simple….
If you don’t like pandas.. fuck you, and me and for$aken will kill you!!!

[Chorus2x]
dude I respect you sir, and we won't look at your daughter
eat you alive while our races collide, by our color of our fur!
Pandas can count also! When our paws are on the "ones" & "twos!"
We're not even in B.A.M but we guess what!?!? we'll still say BOO!
(repeat)
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AND THAT IS WORD